God Awful Movies

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of  The Secret: Dare to Dream , the story about how you can have anything in life just through the power of positive thinking and mountains of unacknowledged privilege. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing...

This week, we learn that there is too something they haven't done with apocalypse movies yet. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of  The President Goes to Heaven ; a film that will -- for better or worse -- keep you guessing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of  Hermes: Winds of Change , the story of the Happy Science Cult trying to woo kids in with mythology before shoe-horning in a bunch of their weird theology. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode do...

This week, the guys get together for an atheist review of  I Can't Breathe (God Forgive Them) , the first movie brave enough to examine the systemic police oppression of upper class, cishet, Christian white men. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist...

This week, we watch a "documentary" about all the most blatantly (and least ardently) fabricated miracles we've ever talked about over on Scathing Atheist. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus...

This week, the gang takes on the 1953 B-movie classic,  Robot Monster . It's the story of a costuming department that realized it's report was due day of. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus ....

This week, we return to the Del Vecchio-verse for an atheist review of  A Wrestling Christmas Miracle . It's the story of... something that the English language is all but powerless to explain. Seriously. This is a weird one. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Sc...

Live from New York City, the gang gets together for an atheist review of  A Little Piece of Heaven . It's the story of how a well timed orphan kidnapping can save an otherwise dismal Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat...

On this week's show, Marsh joins us to expose the nefarious plot to contaminate your blood with calamari. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed ,...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal , the story of a writer asked to write a sequel to an airplane movie and having zero ideas that made sense. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in Seattle! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-seattle-tickets-477540836497 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please...

Live from QED 2022 in Manchester, England, the gang breaks down Vaxxed II, the sequel to the notorious anti-vax screed they reviewed last time they were in England. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check u...

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of  One Church , the story of a dystopian future where everyone is forced to belong to the same church, and the only cure is ... everyone belonging to the same  different  church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, T...

This week, Michael Marshall joins the gang for an atheist review of  Seventy Times Seven , a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after. == Vulgarity for Charity Info: To participate in Vulgarity For Charity 2022: Donate $50+ to ModestNeeds.org Screenshot a copy of the receipt as proof. Email it to vulgarityFORcharity@gmail.com Tell us who or what you want roasted - be s...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once more for an atheist review of Years of the Beast , the story of yet another rapture movie. Where all the rapture movie stuff happens, but none of the good rapture stuff does. --- Get your donations in now for Vulgarity for Charity! Just click here to make your donation of $50 or more, and send a copy of the receipt (along with your roast request) to vulgar...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of  Halloween Hero , the story of a suicidal cop meeting a 12 year old girl and deciding to keep her. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, Th...

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of  JeruZalem , the story of two young women failing the Bechdel test even as all the men in their lives are turned into demonic zombies. --- Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us...

This week, the spooktacular takes a break from horror movies for something far more terrifying: A 1985 Christian musical about the importance of... footwear? It's not clear. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our ot...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of  The Reconciler , the story of a bunch of Christians watching  Saw and thinking "Well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Ci...

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of  The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot , the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing...

This week, Dan and Jordan from  Knowledge Fight  join us for a skeptical review of  The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus , the only live action offering from the Happy Science cult. And let me be the first to say, they found it a wee bit confusing. Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out o...

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of  Crossfire , a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right. --- You can find tickets for our live show in NYC on 12/17 at this link . Or you can see us live in Manchester at QED by following this link . Check out more from Marsh on Be Re...

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of  My Son Hunter , the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 Check out our other shows, The...

This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathi...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of  The Last Vampire on Earth , the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&am...