Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Hello Gremlins  We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk

Ooowee, double digits baby—episode 10! We’re talkin:  • 9/11 & Bin Laden   • Ancient alien madness  • School discos & being hormone-riddled   • Louis’ criminal origin story  And yes… the Cat in the Hat is playing on mute the entire time

Holy moly — another one. We get into Louis having bubble guts, stand-up comedy, maybe doing an open mic, wild police videos, Paul being an NPC magnet, people who are obsessed with politics, lads holidays, and the chaos that comes with girlfriend trips.

Fueled by silent Van Helsing in the background, we cover Paul crashing the car, public love-making , getting rinsed at the deli, dodgy young lads, Love on the Spectrum, Down for Love, a few too many drunken scraps, and some deeply questionable age gaps.

Paul’s fighting again this Sunday. Louis is back to football. And somehow, we ended up deep into gay animals, spiritual breakdowns, UFC, and blind dogs. Don’t miss this one. In this episode:  • UFC and fight night talk  • A spiritual meltdown involving ChatGPT  • Animals that might be gay  • School stories         Hit subscribe and let us know if your dog sees ghosts.  Peace

Started rough, stayed rough. We chat about the Pope, lads thinking they’re in Top Boy, deep Irish shame, and Paul absolutely ruins scones forever. Also, someone’s mam found out. Nightmare  Pray for us. New episodes weekly.

Louis tells us about his injuries and Paul recaps his fight , which prevented the boys from hitting a hot podcast last week. Other topics on the menu include samurais, shitty horror movies , diddy , farts, and you guessed it- pedos. 

We go deep on Hollywood , The occult , religion ,  Paul hating satanic shit , and his crippling caffeine addiction. Enjoy 

We chat a lot of shit. Childhood. School antics. Embarrassing things that happened to us. I can’t even remember what we talked about. Engineering and editing this podcast has ended me. Just listen so it’s not in vain okay bye love you 

Louis and I thank you all for the overwhelmingly positive reaction to episode 1. Welcome to the cult. I mean channel. This episode we’re talkin rival podcasts. Teenage cringe. Dwarves. Deep fried mars bars. Get the hell in here. Like , subscribe , show some love. Just don't tell mam.

Episode mufuggin 1 of Don’t Tell Mam. We’re talkin crypto. Pants falling down. Pedos. Teenage years. Get in here