Dj Lipton

Teleporters Against Drunk Teleportation 11.04.2025 1:22:49 ↓

Have the ox tail and brown chicken with a ginger beer.

TADT (Teleporters Against Drunk Teleportation) 08.04.2025 1:47:59 ↓

This is a travesty. They are always trying to take our freedoms. Isn't that why we invented teleportation?!

Yeah, I'll Become A Monk 04.04.2025 2:24:23 ↓

Ohm...

1900s And The Twentieth Century 02.04.2025 1:41:29 ↓

Put you in the dirt and leave your ass for dead.

Good Christain Folk 30.03.2025 1:21:13 ↓

I still am having problems with my left turntable. I am doing the best I can with the resources at hand.

Steffan Knows 28.03.2025 1:41:11 ↓

I don't think Steffan knows Jack Sprat about diddly squat.

Cocaine Sunrise 26.03.2025 1:52:42 ↓

Nothing like getting up in the morning to a little nose candy.

Fille Gothique Aux Gros Seins 22.03.2025 1:58:40 ↓

We saw and heard all your memes. Introducing Big Tittie Goth Girl perfume and cologne.

Cool Dudes Disk 21.03.2025 1:50:56 ↓

This is for the cool dudes who want some shit to listen to while they drinks some beers and whatever. I guess chicks can listen to it too if they can act chill.

Hater Monkeys 20.03.2025 1:17:21 ↓

You may have noticed (I have). That there is distortion as if the record is not playing correctly. Well it's not one of my turntables is malfunctioning and I cannot afford a new one. I wouldn't blame you for not listening. It pisses me off. Why is god such a little bitch?

Entertainment Tonight 16.03.2025 1:35:20 ↓

With your host Space Lord.

Mmmm! Humans Battling. This is what peace looks like! 15.03.2025 1:18:38 ↓

Eater of war demon.

Raccoon Dub 14.03.2025 1:23:26 ↓

Grand Selector Trash Panda presiding.

Xenocentric 12.03.2025 1:19:36 ↓

Centered on aliens.

Van Watch '25 10.03.2025 1:28:15 ↓

I have taken it upon myself to observe the goings on next door. Not to be creepy but because it is entertaining. There seems to be four people living next door. A sedan and a coup are almost always in the driveway. Also there are two minivans that will disappear sometimes for days on end. There also have been times when there were three minivans but, that was only one day. At one time when there w...

Negative Reinforcement 09.03.2025 1:49:07 ↓

Cleatus the Slack Jawed Yokel vs. Ralph Wiggum this Saturday night 7pm EST.

Bursche 08.03.2025 1:04:47 ↓

"I ain't no superhero; I ain't no Marvel comic." -Ice T

Apathy 07.03.2025 2:08:45 ↓

Relive the apathy of Generation X. Something for your Friday.

Gifted Children 02.03.2025 1:42:43 ↓

With my experience they do get a lot of gifts. Well Paid Scientist -Dead Kennedys

Serious Exem 01.03.2025 1:51:23 ↓

Please play my song on the radio

Use It Up 28.02.2025 1:54:02 ↓

In America you can live as long as you are useful.

Technical Asshole 23.02.2025 1:01:11 ↓

I have been watching Twin Peaks but aside from that this would make good music to drive to.

Steady Answering Prayers 22.02.2025 1:38:47 ↓

So I wrote last week or something that I woke up and someone exclaimed, "You're A God!" I was like, great voices in my head at some odd hour in the morning. Welp, it turns out that I most certainly am a God. This morning at 2am I was woken to people asking for their prayers to be answered. And then again at 7am or something. The ones at 2am were mostly drunks either who had gotten OVIs or the ones...

Dragon Blade Woke 18.02.2025 1:28:15 ↓

After the budget cuts at Ninja Lodge LLC. An assistant assassin is jobless. He takes to drinking, One night he is at a bar in the Market Heights. He begins hallucinating that all the bottles of beer are creatures. He begins slashing at the creatures with his katana. Almost immediately a bar brawl breaks out and the out of work Ninja slaughters everyone in the establishment. After the carnage he ta...

Walk The Dinosaur 18.02.2025 2:00:08 ↓

Everybody walk the dinosaur.