Dj Lipton

Jesus can't afford you no more.

Music to listen to instead of watching T.V. in the late seventies. The happy eclectic cab driver and the tender moment during the sitcom.

It seems like everyday there is more and more litter in the streets. Even in my yard. I am tired of picking up after these adult children. I can't even walk the dog without worrying that he'll get into your leftover Dunkin Donuts or McDonalds bags. America runs on litter.

After 4 and 9 but, if there is 11 it's little cooler.

She only did meth a couple of times so she can tell you what you are.

Hey there sweetie pie.

Here's something to be afraid of... So a chicken is a whole bird. However, thighs are cheaper and more abundant than wings. Legs are more abundant than wings. It could be said that there is a wing shortage. How could this be? I have never seen a chicken without wings. Where are the wings going? Unless Americans are eating an exuberant amount of wings.

Another attempt at a holiday mixtape.

I don't really care about this mixtape. I am uninspired and just wanted to hear a certain Dj Cam song. Funny enough it's the last song on the 'tape'. If you are a nineties baby welp...

I don't recommend listening to this today. Wait until August 23rd.

Imagine if you will... The locksmith unlocks your door while you are asleep. But you have the security chain lock enabled. So the contortionist eases her way through the space in the door. Now she has access to your home. She is armed and lets the locksmith in. The locksmith is also armed and has training in mixed martial arts. You have a gun though but it's in the lock box or way up in the closet...

I lost my mind washing dishes today.

I got more records than the court.

Unfortunately my needle bent on my turntable so there is some distortion through out the mixtape. My apologies.

There was this pregnant girl in Middle School. Her water broke at lunchtime. I had milk in my thermos and my Ewok lunchbox.

'Your' Black Friday Mixtape

You are not a vampire, a devil or, god. You are not an alien or a ghost you are a fraud. He's got the girl, the money, the cars and, it all. Can we stop revolving around him? His presence is far from a ball.

Every job I have had where I said to myself, I can do this, progress here and, in my own endeavors. There is always King Dick. King Dick wants to involve him/herself into your personal life, Why? Because he/she knows you have a plan and they are dead. Then King Dick makes it so bad you want to kill King Dick. Then you quit, get fired and/or worse. Put an end to King Dick!

My whole arm in other people's food, drink and, saliva. Thad will do it. Permanent injury to my back. Thad will do it. Burning my hands with mineral spirits. Thad will do it. Thad isn't going to do it anymore.

Like and share if you are part of a clandestine experiment that will never give you happiness.

I would prefer not to.

She certainly does...

Don't worry we'll give you enough pills that you don't need friends anymore.

Over two hours of Japanese Hip-Hop. If you don't like hip-hop this is not for you. If you don't like foreign languages this is not for you. Otherwise, enjoy the finest Hip-Hop from Japan. (I drive a Nissan)

Something's going on here but, you don't know what it is, Mr. Jones.