DESCRIBE SALT

Our noble hosts get dubious advice from a poison expert who would rather be anywhere else. Later, Jake Ulasich joins to recreate Superbad if it had been written by someone who had only recently been introduced to the concept of British people. Content advisory: strong language, references to alcohol and hard drugs, strong sexual references. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

This week, Dan’s roommate describes both salt and the ways in which they save money on doctor’s visits at their apartment. Later, some southern gator farmers use divine banjos to face off against a factory. CONTENT ADVISORY: Strong language, references to alcohol and hard drugs, strong sexual references. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

This week, we find out that Zoom doesn’t connect very well with inhabitants of the moon. Later, a conspiracy theorist invents a new potato chip flavor in an episode that we had no idea was scheduled to release on 9/11. We promise. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

This week our pal (an escaped raccoon from the zoo named Josh) describes salt with a noun. Then everyone hops on a train to Flavortown to meet futuristic Cyber-Guy Fieri. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

In the inaugural episode of DESCRIBE SALT, Dan and Derek bring special guest Brittany on a journey from a construction site to a funeral. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

Connor Thompson shows off his best Plankton impression, and guides Dan and Derek through the tale of Little Timmy’s dentist appointment. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

Brittany is back, but this time she has personified Derek’s robo-vacuum. Later, Dan and Derek take on Little Debbie with a small army of goblins. Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show

Isaac joins the gang as a sentient brick and attempts to Describe Salt. Along the way, two mice are pranked on an animal tv show before auditioning for “Animalia’s Got Talent.” Suggestions? Let us know! Support the show