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How do I stop receiving so many Peeps? Why do I have to sneeze immediately after I put on mascara? How do I use a bus? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestrea...

What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for mon...

How do I teach a class I know almost nothing about? What if humans had tails? Why can’t you walk through a drive-through? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Get your PodCon tickets at  podcon.com ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandj...

Why do we put people on pedestals? How can I get better at mornings? What should I hide under the floorboards? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Get your PodCon tickets at  podcon.com ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.c...

Where did all the websites go? How do you solve a problem like Maria? What's my brand? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of du...

What should I do about the accordion player outside? Should I take a trip to a strange city by myself? How do I get in the secular Christmas spirit? And more! There are still perks available on the Project for Awesome Indiegogo! Get yours at  projectforawesome.com/donate . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios netwo...

Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . I...

What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcas...

How much money should I ask for? How do I talk to my crush? Will climate change make mountains shorter? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you...

How do I convince my boyfriend not to grow a mullet? What do I do with this small, hot towel? Should I destroy my sad friend in Words with Friends? John and Hank have answers to this and more! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast a...

Hosts  Hank  and  John Green  (authors and  YouTubers ) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club).  If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams a...

What tricks can babies do? Should I become a space lawyer? Did I let a guy steal my car? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

At what point do I fail? What should I do while I'm waiting to be sawed in half? Should I eat the fungus? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Se...

How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn We're now on Twitter! Follow us at  twitter.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn....

Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...

Should I treasure my books more? Can I learn to sleep standing up like a horse? Does everyone have an eighties disco playing in their head? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Find Rosianna: YouTube Make Out With Him Twitter If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Foll...

How can I avoid having to dress up for Halloween? What do you do when your friends make fun of your friend? How do I artfully display my rib? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn S...

Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn See Pr...

What do I do when I'm asked to lie to children? Should I tell my boss I'm obsessed with her famous son? Why is Dodie so much better at stuff than I am? And more! Check out Tessa on  YouTube  and wherever you get your music! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon....

Can I use being an artist as an excuse for being weird? How do museum benches work? What is the best advice a parent can give their child? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.ocm patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to  audible.com/dearhank  or  audible.com/dearjohn , or te...

Are we living in a simulation? Are there other types of teeth? What should I do with this bowl? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

How do I tell my boyfriend he's beautiful? Can I talk to my cousin's ex? How do I figure out my music taste? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn The PodCon 2 campaign ends soon!  Support it here ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.co...

What should I do with this tooth? How do I keep a secret? How do I get out of the shadow of my parents’ triumphs? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn PodCon 2 is happening! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn See Pr...

Why is there no $25 bill? What happens to a person’s consciousness when they're teleported? What does space smell like? And more! Email us:  hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn PodCon 2  is happening! Check out the Indiegogo campaign  here . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow u...