Calling All Creeps: A Goosebumps Literary Review

It's that special RL Time of the year, dear listener. Matt and Dave take a break from the original 62 Goosebumps books to give you a Stine Holiday classic from the 'Most Wanted' series. Chestnuts are roasting by the fire, little girls are drowning in wells, pre-teens are doing backflips... Sounds like Christmas to me!

The worst preteen in existence gets to visit his motherland and the pyramids over winter break. This kid is seriously the worst ever. We were rooting for the mummies, small pox, really anything to take this jerk out. When his parents are called away on business, he gets balls deep in a tomb with his uncle, cousin, the obvious bad guy, and a butt ton of mummies. Also, RL Stine calls every sarcophag...

Way before Snapchat, there was only one camera that could ruin teen lives! Greg and his friends "find" a cursed camera while robbing a homeless man. It takes some pretty wacky photos that come true! Did I mention Ryan Gosling plays Greg in the show? Also, Matt invents a fun new game and Dave uncovers a real life murder connected to the episode. SMILE!

You like beef? Deaf Aunt Katherine sure does! Did she mention she's a witch? All of this is pretty unimportant when RL Stine decides to grow our upsetting, sexual vocabulary in this slime filled Goosebumps book! Matt and Dave guide you through the sensual, quivering, slime mess that is Monster Blood!

Dads need their personal space. Can't these kids leave their mad scientist pop to do his freakish botany in peace? Matt and Dave tackle the second book in the Goosebumps series;  Stay Out of the Basement . Is this a story about a mutant plant dad or the strain a family can endure? Also, fart jokes!

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Calling All Creeps and this very  Dead House . Matt and Dave dig into the first book in Goosebumps catalogue! Dogs run away, little brothers suck, and kids get super murdered!