Ben, Liam & Belle

Turns out Australians have the sexiest accent, so we called an American sex line and asked them to do an Aussie accent for us. Belle also opens up about her personal life. Quote of the show “you're a jelly swagman”. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We speak to European sex champion and world's best lover Sweet Mary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This podcast genuinely contains the craziest calls we’ve had this year. We asked, “What do you wish you could forget?” and were blown away by the MA15+ stories. Belle also revealed she’s accidentally seen Liam’s peen. Quote of the show “It’s a bit fweaky” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some terrible voice acting was brought to Liam’s attention.    Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out we’ve all got very different ideas of the rules around the office lift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids have started calling up and inviting us to their birthday parties. Liam’s thinking about sleeping in a separate bedroom to his fiancé and Ash Gardner from the newsroom gives us a beautiful Lizzo performance. Quote of the show “Sleep deep fart heavy”   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liam’s back to his old brown-nosing ways. Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben’s father-in-law hilariously did the most dad thing ever. We rebranded the entire station to Noggs 100 and Liam revealed the awkward thing that happened when his partner met his ex. Quote of the show “How many people on the doodle team?” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just bulk chat about old games for some reason.   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We let our listeners pick the new show slogan for our billboards, the suggestions are brutal. We meet the world's best snake catcher and teach kids about the dangers of gambling with spinny, winny chance game. Quote of the show “bean munch”   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forbidden folder: Undercover cops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belle’s wild story about what her friend caught a grandpa googling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear about some ruuuude injuries that will make your skin crawl. Liam thinks SAS Australia is utterly ridiculous and meet an undercover cop. Quote of the show “If you want steam crunch, this is the show for you”.   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donna Maynard tells us what happened after Collingwood won See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brodie had a run in with a sporting legend back in the day when he was working at a cafe.   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belle’s flat she didn’t get invited to Ben and Liam's BBQ, she’s also started her #HotGirlSummer. We hear from people who had their birthdays overshadowed for brutal reasons and give our take on the AFL Grand Final. Quote of the show “Lil’ Flagpies McRae”.   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Punt Road oval on AFL Grand Final eve, we give away $10,000! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isaac Quaynor reveals his new invention and talks grand final prep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re doing the jack-in-the-pack show tomorrow so we did our team-member-of-the-week gear early.    Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Sebastian sings “Waltzing Matilda’ for our biggest game of Jack In The Pack. Pies star Isaac Quaynor chats before the big game and we literally get a witch to Hex the real AFL trophy. Quote of the show “Wee on it and suck it out”.   Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A beautifully cooked yarn with AFL Legend and hanger expert Warwick “The Wiz” Capper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belle tells a nice story and then the boys derail it with fart chat See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got the inside scoop on the real reason why Dan Andrews stepped down as Premier of Victoria. We have a wild chat with Warwick Capper and Liam has started sleepwalking. Quote of the show “Escargot snail girl era”. Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ABC Journo Kirsten Drysdale joins us after testing Australian naming regulations and legally naming her baby ‘Methamphetamine Rules’  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andy let a full-blown intruder into NOVA. Fedora xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.