And the world stood silent

Wait, they killing the old people with weed now? 23.01.2023 5:24 ↓

How you think those old people got weed? If y’all buy weed from the government, say that.

If y’all afraid to fail, then say that. 13.01.2023 14:22 ↓

I would rob a bank for you.

Do y’all have insurance? Do they ever try to straight up kill you for money. 04.01.2023 4:48 ↓

We outta go to war for some shit that’s real. As in really happening to real Americans.

It all comes down to this. 03.01.2023 5:22 ↓

My goal is always to remain committed to who I am.

If y’all make a resolution, you really don’t get it. 02.01.2023 5:22 ↓

It’s ok not to believe in everything you have been taught. Ready for that?

If y’all about to start the gym, don’t. 01.01.2023 1:18 ↓

Why are you like this?

If y’all like doing poor people shit, then say that. 20.12.2022 6:18 ↓

The problem is you don’t know me like I know you.

Sometimes, you love what you do. 11.12.2022 8:01 ↓

If y’all ain’t the best everyday, why do you do it?

I never stole nothing, except, that time I had to. 07.12.2022 5:44 ↓

If y’all don’t count your money, believe the government does.

If y’all only care when it’s trending, just say that. 06.12.2022 27:37 ↓

To hell with humanity.

If y’all don’t like me, don’t waste ACS’ time on it. Fight me like a real man. 26.11.2022 25:08 ↓

I’m starting a petition to have people who are dumb punished for existing, join me. As always we will not be serving punch.

If y’all know the rules why we negotiating? 26.11.2022 6:00 ↓

I’m a server, the fuck is your reason?

Stop sending y’all kids to the job. 12.11.2022 9:04 ↓

If y’all didn’t finish raising them, don’t send them over here.

If y’all got dreams, chase um. 01.11.2022 9:04 ↓

Being a parent shouldn’t mean you don’t exist. Stop blamin them kids cause you got lazy. Ok.

Remember the flu? 30.10.2022 5:00 ↓

Who brings me soup bro.

If y’all fit to be servers, act like it. 21.10.2022 12:58 ↓

I’m tired of telling y’all how it works.

That’s my hoe too then. 18.10.2022 7:31 ↓

If you can do it so can I, gimme some of that money, I’ll fix the community.

If y’all don’t know what human rights are, just say that. 12.10.2022 11:54 ↓

Humanity (them)

If y’all believe in magic, just say that. 11.10.2022 11:56 ↓

I hope I have as much influence on your kids as Eminem did on Stan.

If y’all Asian, just say that. 07.10.2022 5:08 ↓

Why you came here ? For the Fangtastic, we don’t even got the fangs ?

AI and me! New general public robots, with a brain. Every thing is safe, get yours today! 07.10.2022 5:04 ↓

1 million low monthly payments of your soul. I hate y’all.

If you don’t love food, just say that. 07.10.2022 2:49 ↓

Here’s two minutes for those of you too busy making money to buy chicken.

Y’all got kids? Cause that shits wild. 02.10.2022 14:32 ↓

Emancipation is legal as young as 14yrs old. If by 14 your kid can walk out the door fully self sustained, clap your hands you did a good fucking job. Clap them hands again, if they chose to stay.

Wait, y’all got porn now? 23.09.2022 21:04 ↓

If y’all really gave up, say that.

Nobody was gonna say it, so obviously I will. 19.09.2022 11:25 ↓

I don’t know if you knew this about me but….. I don’t like people.