Amateur-Ass Podcast

The importance of grace, self-reflection, and gingerbread man costumes. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We scare easily. And yet, we don't, somehow? Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A classic ep of shooting the proverbial shit. We talk about summer clothes on big bodies, teaching kids, and chill birthday parties. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We talk about Sinners! And Pee-Wee! And minding your business.  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Goo, applesauce, gel...whatever it is, you need it like you need this podcast. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The 80s were so pure. The lip-synchs. The fashion. The clay heads. Welcome back, folks. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

The ladies lift their dipping spirits with chats about Beyonce, setting boundaries around field trips, and Cowboy Crocs. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Rashida attends a unique Easter service, the gals continue to discuss pooping into a box, and Claire recalls her favorite old car and its demise. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

What is time? How old is old? Most importantly, how long should we talk about bowel movements? Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Talking about being good nosey neighbors, using weed killer to send a message, and of course, 2000s R&B. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A shortie but a goodie about feeling all your feelings, feeling good in spaces, and just...feeling. Also, Eddie Murphy, we are tapping you for our new film project. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

There's a little static on this one at times! SORREEEEEEE! We are not professionals. We're in our spare rooms. We love you. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Sorry, pals. Buttons are hard. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

You guys, this one is mostly Claire and Rashida singing gum jingles from the 80s. Fair warning. We just couldn't invest emotionally today. You understand! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Alternative Titles: In the Vortex - Don't Time - Intentional vs Intuitional - Claire Becomes a Life Coach - Jealousy Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Claire and Rashida chat about R-rated movies, Valentine's Day, and avoiding the Olive Garden. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

I mean, the title really says it all.  Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Toot toot! The struggle train is pulling into the station. People all over the world: join hands, but wash them first. Norovirus is going around. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We're back after a week away due to scheduling mishaps. We're BUSY OKAY? We were burning CDs off of Napster! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Happy New Year! Rashida and Claire discuss newfound rest and asshole dogs. We made it to 2025, everybody! Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

Holiday chatter! Santa vs. the Easter Bunny! Frederick Douglass! We have it all. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

A good old fashioned catch-up episode. About nothing in particular, and yet, about everything. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We talk all things Wicked! Spoilers! Except it's 20 years old, so is it spoilers? Rashida thinks so. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We contemplate the world post-election, and opt to pretend it's all okay. I mean, we're not burning candles and casting spells, but we're equipped to deal with the bullshit. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)

We talk election jitters, ways of finding peace in the madness, and of course, Tupac. Email us your stories about amateur moments of imperfection: amateurasspodcast@gmail.com. Music: "Celebration" and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin McCloud (incompetech.com)