Adam & Cockney John's Big Movie Podcast

Adam plays a dangerous game impersonating Santa... Whilst the pair talk absolute biscuits. (?!) And in another round of 'You Never Forget Your First' we discover the pairs celebrity crushes! SPOILER: (Although this may make you want to listen more to find out why...) CJ's got a soft spot for 80's Carol Vorderman! Plus, more Uber Facts, a cracking Christmas film recommendation and of course, CJ's h...

John shares some sad news; our thoughts are with him and his family. But then they dive into explaining how to say that you're unhappy with your haircut to the barber... And complain about having to pay to go to the toilet at Harrods; a sneaky tacic they use to stop people like Cockney John from shopping there. And of course, my first... is back, some QT with CJ, Uber facts and horoscopes. Don't f...

Cockney John describes how he ends up discussing chicken periods whilst at dinner, he also decides that he is not the problem when it comes to disaster dates and 90 minutes of Clint Eastwood impressions... Plus, the guys drop a corking family film recommendation along with a great movie trailer. You don't forget your first is back after last week's successful launch of the new feature. And remembe...

Cockney John has been ill for the passed few weeks, or possibly just fornicating. But whatever the reason, Adam & Cockney John are back to receive an update on CJ’s love life, his horoscope AND a brand new feature all about never forgetting your first... They even cover their tactics when it comes to asking a girl out on MSN Messenger. Plus the usual banter :) Don't forget to grab yourself a Brewd...

Yes, cockney John is poorly and in bed so the duo are having a week off. Except… with Adam’s impersonation, it’s actually better than the real CJ!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cockney John stuns Adam with a first date story. And then another. The 2nd involves cinema etiquette and embarrasing your girlfriend. The guys talk abot who they'd most like to listen to, beatutiful places to visit, a classic family film recommendation and of course, uber facts & CJ's horoscope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's no way that anyone who owns a yacht wears Primark pumps... This episode is quite simply a lesson in how single dads SHOULDN'T date ???? In amongst broken rods, discussing wall paper on a first date, world peace, Grease and Helen Mirran - Adam & Cockney John will have you in stitches in this episode. Of course, more family film recommendations, QT's with CJ's, horoscopes, uber facts & datin...

As long as Adam's wife doesn't listen to this, he'll be fine... Adam reveals how he managed to have a girlfriend for 3 weeks without knowing he had a girlfriend and it was his best relationship to date... + Cockney John smears mud on his face and the guys answer a doozy in QT with CJ! We also hear some top tips on breaking up, Adam puts his foot in his mouth but manages to pull it round (4 mins)....

Every dads proudest moment; "for some crazy reason people are like, sometimes, my child has done an honest log." We find out what a CJ is with a DD... no idea what that actually means but Adam tries to explain! More movie recommendations, facts that are Uber, QT with CJ and CJ's horoscope. All that and more coming up on this weeks episode of the North South Dadvide. Don't forget to grab yourself a...

A moist day, wedding tables for those who were forgotten, looking stupid on bikes, Rob Schneider swapping bodies and that's just the 1st half of this weeks episode.... Plus more family film recommendations, uber facts and hilarity from Adam & Cockney John! Don't forget to grab yourself a shoe guage from Start Rite so you can measure your children's feet to ensure their shoes fit perfectly. And now...

Adam shares some 'grade A comedy' right before the guys discuss what the best & worst thing is about being a man... apparently the answer is 'nothing' and/or the joyful pain of child birth?! Plus, the conundrum about whether Janice from Friends has been on anything else. Adam also drops possibly, the best dad joke the podcasting world has ever heard. More movie recommendations, uber facts and horo...

We find out that Adam's mum can do the splits, but it's also the reason she went t-total. CJ admits that he's 'full of it...' We're still working out what 'it' is. Plus a life hack about tin foil that will revolutionise your kitchen experience. Plus more family film recommendations, horoscopes, Uber facts and CJ has another date. http://dadsnet.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

Perhaps the most eventful trip to a bowling alley ever, credit where credit is due and Cockney John opens a beer as loudly as possible (26 mins 18 seconds) ???? Plus more family film recommendations (ft. Kirsten Dunst), questions for CJ to discuss and of course uber facts. Bonus points if you can pin point the moment Cockney John cracks open a beer ???? http://dadsnet.com Learn more about your ad...

How Would You Explain Beer To A Martian? It's just like the SATs... Plus, a corker of a family film recommendation, fishing in Swanage and some belting uber facts. And of course, more film recommendations, horoscopes & uber facts. All that and more on this weeks' episode of the North South Dadvide Podcast. This weeks' episode is sponsored by the delivious St Pierre Brioche baguettes & loafs. They...

The guys have an in depth conversation around a tuna melt, Match.com, Vauxhall Nova's and training dolphins to lay under water bombs. Plus, of course, family film recommendations (it's a classic this week), uber facts, QT with CJ and horoscopes. All that and more in this weeks' episode of the North South Dadvide. This weeks' episode is sponsored by the delivious St Pierre Brioche baguettes & loafs...

This week the guys discuss how 'shampoo is better,' Stag Do's in detail... and how Cockney John loves the smooth feel of his teeth on his lips. Plus, radioactive hamsters biting our kids and perhaps the best Uber Fact you've ever heard. All that and more on this week's episode of the North South Dadvide! http://dadsnet.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The kings of banter are back this week discussing the real way of dating to try and help Cockney John master Match.com (can you beat a Ruby Murray?) and big pants and small shoes are dicussed in QT with CJ. Plus, more family film recommendations, uber facts and of course, Cockney John's horoscopes. All that and more on this weeks episode of the North South Dadvide. http://dadsnet.com Learn more ab...

Cockney John shares an update on his love life and is now back on the scene. If anyone is looking for a guy who 'nearly' has his life together, it might be worth getting in touch. Plus, playing with human skulls, lying to kids, Chris Pratt's hamster, Nibbles and of course family film recommendations, horoscopes & uber facts. All that and more on this week's episode of the North South Dadvide podca...

Cockney John shares his hate for horses ????, his love for bushcraft (despite cutting his thumb off in front of a load of school kids) and Adam tries to make sense of it all ????????‍♂️ Plus more film recommendations, QT with CJ and of course, horoscopes. All that and more on the North South Dadvide podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

German weddings, 10 year diets, itchy bums & sandpaper. This week the guys introduce a new feature called QT with CJ (said in an American accent only) as well as more uber facts, family movie recommendations, horoscopes and dadvice! Thank you to Milton Hand Sanitiser for sponsoring this episode. http://dadsnet.com Grab some Milton Hand Sanitiser on your next shop from Sainsbury's, Tesco or Boots!...

Cockney John shares his aspirations to be just like the Tiger King...????????‍♂️ Adam drops possibly the best Boris Johnson impression EVER and the guys reveal what pets give the best hugs. Plus more uber facts, family movie recommendations, horoscopes and dadvice! Thank you to Milton Hand Sanitiser for sponsoring this episode. http://dadsnet.com Grab some Milton Hand Sanitiser on your next shop f...

Cockney John reveals that he thinks Game of Thrones is nothing but dragon porn, Adam's wife goes to speech therapy for her accent and the 2 discuss going down on a boat... All that and more on this week's episode of the North South Dadvide podcast Thank you to Milton Hand Sanitiser for sponsoring this episode. http://dadsnet.com Grab some Milton Hand Sanitiser on your next shop from Sainsbury's, T...

Happy Father's Day, from Adam & Cockney John. In this bonus episode, the guys talk about the best and worst Father's Day gifts, some dadvice for a mum needing some gift inspiration and only the best film to watch on Father's Day with your kids. All that and more, on this episode of the North South Dadvide Podcast. http://dadsnet.com Be sure to search Rubies Masquerade on Amazon > https://www.amazo...

In amongst kissing eggs and the appropriate age for our kids to have a mobile, Adam & Cockney John discuss the health benefits of rubbing big macs on your feet. But don't let your partner catch you. Also, an uber fact about love that, if true, will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Adam also reveals that he did in fact fall in love with Sharon Stone when she crossed her legs in Basic Instinct. (Didn't we all...)...

Whilst Cockney John is watching wrestling repeats from the 90's everyone else is living life. Plus, a phenomenal family film recommendation in this ep, Magaluf reminiscing, Samuel L Jackson's hamster escapes in the latest movie trailer and a classic horoscope to finish. Shop for Milton Hand Sanitiser here >> https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/308851771 http://dadsnet.com This podcast i...