2 Guys From Opposite Ends Of The Earth

JFK Jr. pays another visit. Gerald tells a joke. Kegseth cries? Who's your daddy? Is the "church clap" worse than the regular clap? Glitterbombing the Gestapo. Send us a comment

Scrotox? What's Agolf up to? Is PayPalpatine unable to get rockets to not explode BEFORE the rocket lifts off now? Did a cleaning crew clean the undisclosed location during the show? Find out with us 🤷‍♂️. Send us a comment

Is there a live studio audience? Is there possibly a new mixer and mics that are MUCH better? Discriminatory deportation? Medi-Cage cuts? Btw, the sound is going to be much better when I'm not suffering from major sinus issues.  Send us a comment

Alien vs Predator or The Ketamine Kid vs Nacho Daddy?  Send us a comment

TACO bout thin skin. Immigrant killer Miller. Gerald the worm stops in for a chat. How high is this Musk? Margarine arguing with A1?  Send us a comment

We're like The Duke Boys, except with jobs. Shelby learns and admits that I'm clairvoyant. Supremacide? Steel steal? Cancer stage 5-9? Covistory lessons. The happiest coma. Social SeGoogly? Another Shelby trek(kie). Send us a comment

Temu Lara Croft. Y'allQaeda. Grok shock. Margarine's major manipulation. The Amazing Racist.  Refugees redefined. Rebel readings. Moody credit ratings. Ivermectin suspectin'. Forget daylight savings, we're on Rump time.  Send us a comment

Cucker City. Is Mattel a country now? What is...apeshit? TeleHackage. J.D. hex vex. Plane drain. Bakker Oats. Woke Pope smoke. Energy lethargy? The Car Wash Chronicles. All of that and much more on this week's A1 packed episode. Send us a comment

Illuminati illuminated by illiterates. Revlon at the Pentagon? He gives holidays a bad name. Receipt deceit. Band Aid 2.0? Scrotal recall? Can Shelby write the Tooth Fairy off on his taxes? We discuss this and all of the other biggest topics this week. Partake and enjoy. Seriously, partake. Send us a comment

What happened to the egg price uproar? Scrotal Rejuvenation. The Enola Gay is DEI? Is Musk the best check writer? Will Shelby see the hair? Also, did Mike possibly record this in mono? Tune in and find out. Send us a comment

Can Big Balls also use a microscope? Are we really going to teach our kids A1 that early? Did Stormy Daniels steal Shelby's joke? Don't let your teen date Chuck. And who is Ron Vara? We investigate so you don't have to. Send us a comment

How are people still sending the Jim's money? Was Tammy Faye ever on SNL? We're so make funnable now. Emotional support chicken? Does Mar-a-Lago have a golden dome defense system? We'll ruminate. Send us a comment

Law enforcement cosplay. An autism registry? Odometer shenanigans. Why is Signal not advertising how likely you'll get inside war room chat? Shelby's travel travails. All that and more (pardons) in this week's episode. Send us a comment