Zig and Larry Ignore a Topic

Zig is back from his trip to the Great White North and all he got was this lousy COVID-19. Also, they're both exhausted. Also, also, they chat about the dumbest wedding traditions.

That's right Meatcatchers, 100 entire episodes of this nonsense. We put in a C+ effort and clipped together some of our favorite moments from the last two years. This is fun for us because we are normally very drunk while recording and don't remember a lot of this. Thanks for sticking around this long. 

Care Bears mock Death themself, Fist-O and his twink fetish, My Little Pony (which we talk about too much), and Thundercats trippin' balls.

Zig poisoned his family. Larry is on three hours sleep. We tell you how people portrayed as heroes in history are still monsters. Larry tries to end it on a positive note. 

Finally! Some damn closure! Larry surprises Zig with the greatest gift he's ever received: The follow-up on Malcolm MacDonald, the man whose down-belows caught the bad bloods and fell off...and then he grew a new one on his arm. It's insane. Also they talk about other stuff and maybe devise a new catchphrase...but who cares?! CRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER!

Hey, Meatcatchers (yeah, we're trying to bring this back), play along with Zig's favorite game YOU CAN'T WIN AND THERE'S NO POINT. Larry is sober and grumbling about rum, we learn about Sporking, The Tom Waits Breakfast, and what a Howdy Dookie is. Make sure to subscribe and leave us a review (please, we are desperate here).

A review of The Batman, Zig says no to a wedding, April 20th, and horrible dating stories.

Larry's brain as gone bad, Zig gets creative, and the guys talk about some dumb laws our government(s) have concocted.

Larry is back outside with the sounds of lawn care, Bill ruins a cane, Larry is visited by the cops (sort of), death, horrible cuisine, baseball, Chupacabra, citrus projectiles, and a myriad of happily failed experiments! Oh! And Nicole makes a cameo!

Larry tries something new, Zig tries boozy Mt Dew, and the guys discuss ill-fated products that have brought pain, death, and pleasure. 

Nik is back to fill in and she and Larry catch up on their week (seriously, they haven't seen each other), wombats and jackalopes, their unofficial sponsor Adam & Eve, dark humor and coping mechanisms, incredible comics Mandee McKelvey and Amber Klear, and the amazing documentary "Joy Ride." 

Larry is joined by his wife, Nicole (Nik), for a conversation about Chewbacca likely making Ewok babies, turtles with vibrators, Larry's adventures in clean comedy, and Nik throws out some random facts!

Is it really "news?" Don't know. Is it the funniest episode? Still don't know, we were drinking. Grab a cocktail and join us.

Zig discovers a bunch of funny kids, Larry isn't hungover, and everyone's favorite game, Pocketfulla!

Larry is hungover as all hell, Zig is half in the bag, the guys try to update old sayings for a modern world and almost succeed. Also, Larry tells an unintentionally sad story and likely it ends up offensive. Sorry in advance.

The name for pocket lint, Kevin Farley, raw onions, pecker rot, tons of editing, and a special guest (no, not Kevin Farley). Also, more random facts to underwhelm your friends!

Look, a lot of things have happened in the two weeks since the boys have talked. Larry is the new King of Iceland, Zig discovers a beer wall, and strip clubs. 

This is the one subject Larry ever really gets fired up about...the guys were also pretty deep in the cups for this one. Zig throws out some of the dumbest things people have named their kids (but there were some good ones this time.)

Zig's booze blessing, Larry talks about SnoJam, announcing the winner of the contest, small town fast food, and the guy's take a quiz to figure out what kind of Furry they are.  Take the quiz below and email us at zigandlarryignoreatopic@gmail.com and let us know your results. https://www.quizexpo.com/wpqpersonality/fursona-quiz/

Zig gives Larry the names of people who we should know and makes him guess what it is they've done...Larry proves he knows nothing. Also, a clarification on the contest, likely an apology, and Larry does impressions of people none of you likely know.

Larry gets injured, Zig tries and fails, a discussion of how rad Bob Saget was, and animals doing things that they shouldn't. This episode is all over the place.

This episode has it some! Fortune tellers, technical issues, an appearance from Mr. Delicious due to said issues. We make it work.

While yes, we lost Betty White, we also lost another icon: Phil Harvey. No, not the radio guy, the co-founder of Adam & Eve's Buttplug Emporium! We also have praise for some comics and clubs, shiny heads, and ringing endorsements!

NYE, bay-bee! Joke thievery, how advice is crap, the worst and laziest article ever written about being lonely, and some of our own tips to help out. 

It's a Spliffmas Miracle! The holiday episode...where we don't really talk much about the holiday. Larry talks about five old rock stars that are super huge suck holes and one that is an angel on earth. Also, Yule Goat, Odin, The Wild Hunt, and we coin a new medical term.   Head over to Spliff Society – SpliffSociety and use promo code ZIGANDLARRY for a discount and to help support the show.