Zig and Larry Ignore a Topic

Food, Robin Williams, Dr. Gonzo, drinks, and Zig tells Larry how much his dream pets cost.

Not saying anything, just listen. 

zig wasn't feeling good, so instead of a rerun, Larry decided to just talk some shop. What not to do, some guidelines, and brags about his comedy room. 

The boys talk about...something? Who knows. But then they take an actual scientific quiz regarding how grossed out they would be by certain food things. It turns out exactly as you think.

Play along! Can you guess is it a cheap romance novel that everyone turns their nose up at or the international phenomenon 50 Shades of Grey?

Larry goes on a blackout adventure, Zig gets a cryptic message from him, and the fellas talk about corporations that wasted a pornographic amount of money on failure.

Larry experiments on himself, Zig shrugs, and they discuss the parts of your body you can legally sell because this is fine. It's all fine.

Zig is on vacation, Larry is on the road, so we randomly chose an episode to re-run. Let's hope it's good.

Boxcars, hobos, goats in the crotch, comedy, special guests, and Zig reminds us that everything we know is wrong.

Larry is concerned about he and Zig's relationaship, so they go over a checklist and take a quiz to make sure their relationship is still strong. Also, Zig shoots his dog with lasers, Sneezing Penis wine, and tiny toilets.    This episode brought to you by Spliff Society

Finish PornHub, Larry wakes up on the stairs, Zig moistens his down-belows, and Larry makes Zig guess the names of creatures from Scottish Folklore.

New names for 1800s era sanitariums, inane chatting, nonsense, and the last 40-some reasons you could have been locked up 160 years ago.

The boys give a list of com[pnaies that don't sponsor them and Zig discusses half of the 80 reasons to be institutionalized in the 1800s. 

Larry explains where he's been. Zig does readings for sponsors they don't have. And Super Pigs are coming to kill us all.

Yup, Larry sucks at scheduling and even worse at time travel. The guys decided to just give you a rerun this week. Larry has promised to try and be better at scheduling...

Zig brings a list of the most popular baby names of 2022 and the boys make fun of them. 

Sorry we were gone without explanation last week, you get an explanation. Also, the clergy send rats to hell, swine on trial, and only moon!

Dame Judy Dench is a chameleon, Larry apologizes, and athletes who did stupid stuff, got arrested, but since they're rich got away with it.

Larry struggles to pronounce a bunch of scientific names of sexual proclivities and makes Zig guess what they are. Also, Anne Ramsay, a news update, and a horrible impression.

Zig makes Larry guess the ways some old celebrities met their demise. 

Larry has come up with the worst-best descriptions of movies and makes Zig guess what they are. Play along! If you beat Zig let us know at zigandlarryignoreatopic@gmail.com

Zig has hallucinations, visits Doc Ford's Rum Thumbin', NYE adventures, and some of the best worst hangover cures.

Just a quick thanks and apology. Blame Larry.

Look, normally Larry tries to keep it positive, but today ain't the day, so he's being a Grumpy Li'l Piss Bear. He rails on bad bookings, his insomnia, barely keeping it together, and the worst parts of the holiday season. Also, the guys discuss a little of the late and inarguably great Chris Farley, one of Larry's heroes.  Hey, happy whatever you celebrate.

People are stupid and make stupid choices when it comes to booze. Zig makes Larry guess about it.