Zero Fun Podcast

Welcome back, soot-haulers! Lock down your bev situation because we're castin'! Kristen has returned from the wonderful land of Florida and she shares the details of her adventure. We also play some listener-submitted clips (Thank you!!) and a healthy dose of Cringefeast rounds this out. We also have multiple spider-related scares during this episode! Not fun! Thanks so much for listenin...

Hey hauls! Hope you aren't shitting yourself on the bus right now, or you'd be one of the people in our clips this week! Let's haul 'er! We're crackin' bevs right off the bat on this one, so please join us! This episode is fackin' LOADED! I'm Piss, Top 5, Cringefeast, and a GRAND FINALE you can't miss! Being cryptic on purpose rules! Hey! Thanks for lis...

Welcome back, DUMBASS! It's the ZFP, sumbitch. Sorry about that. We just did a Top 5 favorite insults and we're still coolin' down. This week we cover the world's LARGEST toilet! That's right! Hop in! We also get into some Cringefeast revolving around the new video platform Rumble. It'll make your soul hurt, for sure. We're here, we're haulin', and we&a...

Hey hauls! We're back with more soot! This week we have some listener submissions, cat videos, some serious cringe, and our Top 5! Wishmaster kicks ass... Clips from this episode: Skating Rink Dude Grandpa vs. Parking Garage Steven Seagal sucks SOC' MED': Please rate and review the show on whatever platform you listen on. It means the world to us. Follow us here: Instagram: @zerofun...

Haul-lelujah! It's a new episode! Hop in, mugdogs! This episode we finally tackle the Top 5 worst bands of all time! I mean...we sort of just play a bunch of shitty music and then phone it in when it comes to the ranking part, but hey! You at least get to hear us make fun of some truly abysmal music. We also play some listener submissions, Cringefeast, and subject ourselves to shots of Fireba...

Welcome to the haul zone, mugs!  Let's do it. We found a SUPER cool dude and we play all of his freakin' rad videos. He's making solid gold turds! Also: Cringefeast has some wonderful specimens on display, TOP 5 BEVS is the debate this week, and we kick things off with I'm Pissed! Ever have a New York Steamer? Thanks so much for listening,  you sweethearts. We can't thank...

Crack a mug, haulpigs! It's another episode! This episode is pretty heavy on clips, so if for any reason you thought we were weening off of them: incorrect. Expect people screaming at each other, dip enthusiasts, and some stuff we won't describe here in the description. Thanks so much to Anna and Jamie for sending us some stuff to play! We love it! SOC' MED': Please rate and re...

Welcome back, haulers! Let's haul! This week we balance the hee-haw with a little LET'S SEE serious talk. It's a rarity. But hey! We try to be the show that has it all. I'm Pissed! Cringefeast! Scorpions landing on dicks! Top 5 worst drugs to do! It's all here!  Thanks so much for submitting content to the show, and thanks so much for listening! We love you! Clips from thi...

LET'S SEE.... Welcome to the ZFP everyone! Let's get to it! First of all we want to thank Jerry, Sam, and Alyssa for sending us their listener submisssions this week! You are awesome! We have a lengthy Cringefeast this week. Sorry. People never stop cringin'! We dick off a bunch until we end with the ol' TOP 5! And our topic this week is a little bleak: DEATH! We try to make it...

Welcome back to the show, car-rugs! It's time for another round of ZFP! This week we open the show with, you guessed it, diarrhea talk! Clips and stories about pooping your pants! What could be better? Also: I'm PISSED, Cringefeast, and Top 5! Also apparently Joe Biden smokes some crazy weed. He's gonna tell you all about it. Also the greatest video of someone getting hurt that has...

Hey haulers! Welcome to the show! This week we have some stories from our incredibly drunk weekend, we explain the character Tom Toilet, we play an unfortunate verse from a Dire Straits song, and we rank our Top 5 cartoons! Also PLENTY of clips from the internet. Don't you worry. Clips from this episode: Orbies Guy Mountain Dew Cocktail Comedian Falls Screamo Karaoke Hit My Car I Dare You SOC...

This episode has it all! Farts, burps, Spice Girls! It's all here. Hop in! Clips from this episode: Mushroom Snob Dance To Rock Music Spider Eater Farting Lady SOC' MED': Instagram: @zerofunpodcast E-mail: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Oh you know what it is. It's a new ZFP! We get into an I'm Pissed, some SERIOUS Cringefeast, and we improve a Top 5 on the fly! We argue a lot on this one, but it's all with love. That's what the ZFP is all about. Hope you all have a great week, and I hope we can give you some laughs to ease your journey through it. What should our next Top 5 be? Send us your suggestions!   SOC...

Hey muuglords! It's another ZFP! This episode tests the experiment of taking an edible beforehand! We do our best! Apologies for the centipedes!   SOC' MED': Instagram: @zerofunpodcast E-mail: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com  

HEYYYYY it's another episode! Welcome to the FEAST! This episode is a LOT of us talking shit, but also plenty of clips. Strap in! TOP 5 this week is our favorite childhood toys. From car rugs to action figures, we wallow in nostalgia vomit for awhile and rank our favs.  Also on this episode: I'm PISSED, Cringefeast, and dudes having really intense orgasms! Sorry! Clips from this episode:...

HONK HONK! It's podcast time, y'all! This week SPOOKSESH makes it's return with a tale of Scottish corpse-selling and MURRRRDER! Everyone loves that! We also rank our TOP 5 cheap beers! Thanks to Jerry for submitting that idea for the show! Also: Cringefeast, I'm Pissed, Karens! It's all here to brighten your day.  Thanks so much for listening! Clips from this episode: Cle...

Happy New Year, Mugdogs! We're back with a NEW segment and also some old classics. We kick it off with TOP 5 where we somehow aggree on a ranking system for CHIPS. This is important, and you should weigh in. We also cover some more bad music, terrible accents, and CRINGEFEAST is on display as usual with some extra terrible clips. Thanks so much for listening to us be idiots. We appreciate it...

What's up, Bone Thugz & Haulmony? It's another episode! Hope you had a great holiday! Time to ruin it! We start off with some long-winded food reviewers to show just how banal and empty YouTube can really be. Then it's onto the baaaaaaaaaaaad music videos! We have a few of those to spread that leftover holiday cheer. Psycho Synner! We cover golf legend John Daly and his amazing...

Happy Holidays, Mugdogs! We're back with another episode and it's...kind of a Christmas episode! You'll see... We start things off with a couple listener-submitted clips. Thank you so much Jerry and Alyssa for sending us stuff.  After that we dive into a couple funny Yelp reviews. They're guaranteed to knock your teeth out! Cringefeast is on full display as usual with videos ra...

It's episode #3, Mughaulers! Crack open an ice cold MUG, or a beer on the  pier, because we're back. We start the show in traditional fashion with a well needed venting. I'M PISSED helps us get those demons out to make room for some laughs. Next we have the official unveiling of Kristen's new segment: SPOOKSESH! Oh, there will be aliens! Cringefeast is back this week in full fo...

Welcome back to the ZFP! This episode we start off with a classic dose of I'M PISSED! We also feature some more food criminals, CRINGEFEAST, and a semi-successful game of FMK! Also - we engage in The Great Root Beer Debate! I (Chris) am typing this currently so I definitely won't say Barq's is the best, because you should totally make up your own mind when it comes to haulin' o...

We are back! Well, one of us is. The other person is brand new. This episode welcomes Kristen as the new co-host of the podcast, and we get right into the shitstorm that is ZFP! Food criminals, cults, and a very disgusting Mountain Dew taste test! Welcome to the shit-show! P.S. Don't mind our crappy logo. A better one is on the way. :) SOC' MED': Instagram: @zerofunpodcast E-mail: z...