Zack and The Black Guy/ Dean and the White Guy

We talk about the PENDING results of the election, recent standup shows, Valentine’s day as a kid and the “spirit” of the law.

Zack’s kind of doing “Sober October”, Dean allegedly used to steal from Walmart, don’t let dreams be dreams, shop through the Amazon banner and stay on this side of the tracks. Outro by @trashbeatsalan TheRelatables.com

Morgan Gallo (@mamaofjokes) stopped by to talk to us about standup comedy, dating apps, being barely Latina, and lesbian porn. Give her a shoutout and a follow!

Leonard Fournette, upcoming election, Dean would never be a cop, “Look Into It”, words of affirmation, standup is back and more. TheRelatables.com

We talk what matters most in relationships, Zack’s retirement plan, Tik Tok’s Addison Rae, NBA Playoffs, secret celebrity kids and abortion. Shoot us an e-mail at TheRelatablesPodcast@Gmail.com or visit the site (TheRelatables.com) and comment directly on the episode!

We’re back. We talk about stuff that’s gone down since we’ve been out- Chris D’elia, Bryan Callen, Joe Biden, and other guys like that. ACE Alliance. NBA Playoffs. Still no standup. Dean’s still a Carmelo Anthony dick rider.

We figure out the worst thing you can call a white person nowadays, talk about the police shoving that old man to the ground, Reddit co-founder (AKA Super Simp), black squares, NBA returning and ugly black and white traits. https://ia601508.us.archive.org/2/items/episode-174-buzz-fix/Episode%20174%20buzz%20fix.mp3

We talk about; George Floyd, white guy “Karens”, Trumps social media threats, tits, Space X, the “n” word and a little bit about returning to comedy. https://ia601408.us.archive.org/19/items/episode-173/Episode%20173.mp3

We talk about how much we would show on “Only Fans”, Publix conspiracies, Florida reopening, foot shakes, mission statements and danger. https://ia601408.us.archive.org/10/items/episode-172/Episode%20172.mp3

We throw it back to 2013 with some “Would You Rathers”, talk about how we would be if we were a different race, being intimidated by father figures, fighting back in the old days, whether or not we’d be on a reality show, UFC 249 and The Last Dance. https://ia601408.us.archive.org/28/items/episode-171/Episode%20171.mp3

Quarantine seems to be nearing an end. Georgia reopens restaurants. Why are we tipping servers at restaurants and not the chefs? NCAA may allow athletes to receive sponsorships next year. Would you rather burp or fart scents? Kim Jong Un may have died. Duval checks. Relatable recommendations. https://ia801409.us.archive.org/11/items/episode-170/Episode%20170.mp3

We talk KAT, waste some bits and see that our mf $1200 is pending settlement!! We finna be rich. Louis CK special, why women aren’t considered to be funny and sex with sixes. https://ia601407.us.archive.org/24/items/episode169_202004/Episode%20169.mp3

Hand shakes may no longer be a thing. I can’t remember what else we talked about. Just listen. https://ia601409.us.archive.org/11/items/episode168buzzfix/Episode%20168%20%28buzz%20fix%29.mp3

We play a “game”? More SARS-coV-2 talk (sorry). We talk about how rich we’re gonna be when we get that $1200. Tom Petty, turbine planes, tunnel people, turkey pasta, taco planet and tainted pussy. https://ia601402.us.archive.org/23/items/episode167buzzfix/Episode%20167%20buzz%20fix.mp3

We tried not to talk too much about the Coronavirus and this quarantine but it was impossible. We miss comedy, bars, and sneezing on people. Hope your g-parents is aight. Shop through the Amazon banner on our website please! https://ia601401.us.archive.org/27/items/episode166_202003/Episode%20166.mp3

@trashbeatsalan stops by and we talk about tax brackets, early morning t.v. shows, being tired and how he’s had sex with both of our mothers. https://ia601409.us.archive.org/0/items/episode165_202003/Episode%20165.mp3

We talk shows we “performed” on last week, oral hygiene, learning from past relationships and our upcoming 15k race. https://ia801509.us.archive.org/7/items/episode164_202003/Episode%20164.mp3

The move to the new place, girth condoms, shows, not pumping your own gas. https://ia601402.us.archive.org/33/items/episode163_202002/Episode%20163%20.mp3

Is Kendama dumb or gay? Or both? The last ep before the new space. Dean does #28TricksLater, Zack bombs with a harrrd “r”. https://ia801407.us.archive.org/24/items/episode262nobuzz/Episode%20262%20no%20buzz.mp3

We talk about Valentine’s day rapidly approaching, that stripper that fell from the ceiling, “bird watchers” at the park and remind you to shop through our Amazon banner on the site (TheRelatables.com). https://ia601401.us.archive.org/11/items/episode161_202002/Episode%20161.mp3

We talk about how sports agents like their athletes to have white girlfriends, being the best vs. making the most, Dean’s imperviousness to the “N” word and digital dating etiquette among generations new and old. Shop through the Amazon banner on our site (TheRelatables.com)! https://ia601506.us.archive.org/24/items/episode160buzzfix/Episode%20160%20%20buzz%20fix.mp3

We obviously talk about Kobe passing, reactions and controversy surrounding comedian Ari Shaffir’s comments and more about the “Science of Success”. Petey Pablo – Raise Up https://ia801408.us.archive.org/5/items/episode159_202001/Episode%20159.mp3

We talk the UFC fights, Tim Tebow getting married, Zack’s first “I wanna be black moment”, Dean’s first “white” moment and much more! Eminem – Just Lose It https://ia601401.us.archive.org/12/items/episode158_202001/Episode%20158.mp3

We talk Ricky Gervais, reveal the outcome of the NFL playoff bets, U.S. military recruitment tactics and much more. Shop through the Amazon banner on our site, right now. ZaeHD & CEO – ROSCOES https://ia601508.us.archive.org/7/items/episode157_202001/Episode%20157.mp3

Some guy gets in trouble for pooping in a park. We talk about Dean’s show in Palatka, a lady using her dog’s piss to pass a drug test and the sudden closings of a local Jacksonville restaurant chain. We also made a bet on the outcome of the 4 playoff games this weekend. Stay Relatable … Continue reading Episode 156: German Japanese English Teacher