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YA author Robbie Couch talks about writing queer fiction for teenagers, to which the guys ask: how do you do, fellow kids? Later, the guys describe their ideal climates and apparently San Francisco is the place to be. Plus, what's a gay guy supposed to do when he's [hit the track] not a top, not yet a bottom? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drag queen Godoy joins the guys to talk about toxic masculinity in the drag community and what it's like to (unkowingly) perform with your balls out. Plus, GLAAD assesses which social media platforms are safest for the queer community, and somehow Truth Social doesn't even show up?! And Brent reads an *adorable* letter of New Year resolutions Eliot wrote in 1991, and there's a LOT OF mousse.  Lear...

Jill Gutowitz, author of Girls Can Kiss Now, provides a tutorial through Lesbian Canon, from Angela Bassett's arms to Neve Campbell's existence to...the wind. Plus, just how scared should we be of Monkeypox? And more importantly, ARE YOU HOT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jessi Klein, author of I'll Show Myself Out (and star of Big Mouth) joins the guys to momentarily unravel from food poisoning, parenting ennui and existential dread, but in a cute way! Plus: homophobia...IN SPACE! And the guys remember their favorite teachers, one of whom will give a whole new meaning to "birthday spanks." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Flynn, author of new memoir Baked!, talks about his life as the gayest pot cookie dealer New York has ever seen. Also, the battle around Title IX leaves us asking: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES OBSESSED WITH US? (It's because they are bad people!) And when talking about their favorite summer treats, the guys provide a public service in reminding you that if you've never had an egg cream, what are you...

With the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, the guys kick things off on a unsurprisingly dour note, but not without a healthy reminder that when the mid-terms arrive, we all have TWO options in the words of P. Diddy: vote or DIE. Then, Bridger Winegar, host of the podcast I Said No Gifts, shares some of the worst presents he's ever received, although it's still unclear where he stands on the free candy...

Filmmaker, editor and director Vera Drew gives us a peek into her life behind the camera, where answering the phone is harder than it sounds. Plus, an update from Brent on homophobia in baseball during Pride Month, and why Mookie Betts is forever HIS grand marshal. And if the guys each had a superpower, what would they be, and who would be arrested first? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Colton Haynes makes his return to the pod to talk about Miss Memory Lane, his gut-wrenching new memoir that will leave you -- in the words of H. Alan -- "itching for more" (but in a different way). And now that Postmates has used Pride month to introduce a ::checks notes:: "menu for bottoms," we are officially EXHAUSTED. Also, just try and name another podcast where three queer hosts earnestly tal...

Happy 200th episode! The guys celebrate the milestone with more listener Q&A because who needs guests anyway? (JK ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!!) Plus, no kink at Pride? The guys discuss their limitations on what should and shouldn't be included in the yearly festivities, from boobs and butts to fists and nuts. And how do YOU feel about singing karaoke with people who actually CAN, even if you, like H. A...

Matt LeGrande, Dan Donohue and Cooper Lynden, comedians and hosts of the Cissy Boys podcast, make this episode a full blown sextuplet comedy bonanza, detailing all the colors of the sexual preference rainbow, including butt plugs for straight men. Plus, when someone gets canceled for making homophobic comments but actively tries to make amends, do we listen? And when it comes to hairstyles, which...

This week, the guys are joined by actor Tonatiuh of ‘Angelyne,’ ‘Vida’ and ‘Promised Land.’ Then, the guys pay tribute to the ‘Real World: New Orleans‘ heartthrob Danny Roberts upon his return to TV. And just how did furries end up at the center of the right wing's trans panic, and when did Eliot realize he was, in fact, dating one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the guys are joined by Eric Williams, host of Gay Ass Podcast and preeminent authority on all Gay Ass Shit. Plus, the guys examine the strange venn diagram that compares famously closeted former New York City mayor Ed Koch and embattled Republican troll (and Hitler stan) Madison Cawthorn. Plus, would you believe Bette Midler OPENLY OPPOSED GAY MARRIAGE? Well, she did once, as Brent is m...

Thanks to the notorious Supreme Court leak, this week's episode accidentally becomes our first ever Abortion Special, featuring Oh God! A Show About Abortion monologist (?) Alison Leiby and a deep dive into how women's reproductive rights affects everybody. And, yes, that includes Brent, even after he shares his misunderstanding about how a vagina functions in a body of water. Plus, is being offli...

We're joined this week by John Roberts (no, not THAT John Roberts), the voice of Linda Belcher on Bob's Burgers. We gab about New Jersey, our moms and Christmas trees. Timely! First up, the guys discuss the explosion in popularity of male lingerie...even though Brent remains skeptical that it's ACTUALLY a trend (and yes, Alan was offended!). Either way, there IS a short discussion about John Goodm...

Ron Funches graces the podcast with his fleece blanket of a voice, regaling the guys with stories about horse meat, vintage shopping, and when parasitic diarrhea ruins your dreams of hosting a game show. Plus, playwright David Mamet equates gay teachers to pedophiles, which should go down REALLY well in theater circles. And Brent investigates taste in porn by gender in an experiment that proves if...

Happy 420 y'all! In honor of the greenest day of the year (sorry Arbor Day!) this cannabis-themed episode, sponsored by Cann, features a chat with Andrés Rigal, owner of the queer-owned dispensary Green Qween based in Los Angeles. Plus, the guys settle the old debate between Coke vs. Pepsi vs. hemp-infused energy drinks. And Brent makes a particularly profound connection between moths and "tiny di...

The co-hosts of the podcast Cruising join the guys to detail their travels to the tragically few functioning lesbian bars scattered across the country, and who knew Oklahoma was popping AWF?! Then, when it comes to professions traditionally tied by gay men, which ones would fit Brent, Eliot and H. Alan best, and who chose Bitchy Retail Supervisor? Plus, are Republicans making life miserable for LG...

Benito "Benny Drama" Skinner joins the guys to talk about his days on the football field, why the TED talk is the modern equivalent of straight porn, and his time at The White House, including meeting Jen "Big Red" Psaki (we just made that up, no one calls her that). Also, Netflix's new dating game show features an all-queer case of couples, and is that a good thing? Then, if your hosts were each...

Clayton Farris and Chelcie "I'm Gettin' Horny" Lynn (aka Tammy Bangs) join the guys to talk about...well, mostly titties. And WHO DOESN'T LOVE TITTIES? Plus, can you imagine the kind of person who would kick out their child for being gay? Okay, now imagine if that kid...were a DOG! Because it actually happened. As did Alex Jones giving Donald Trump the blessing to hook up with dudes. It has been A...

This week, the guys are joined by Brent's longtime pal Megan Ganz, writer for Modern Family, Mythic Quest and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (and producer of the Always Sunny podcast) AND the first guest to ever see Brent in nothing but a tee-shirt and underwear...allegedly. Plus, find out which of the co-hosts has ever shot a gun! And let noted geopolitical analyst Brennen Scott Cooper help br...

Who Weekly? co-host Lindsey Weber joins this week to break down what makes a Who vs. a Them, and why no one can hold a candle to Enya ...or Bonnie Hunt for that matter! Plus, the guys weigh on how "medical gatekeeping" is being used to keep trans people from, y'know, making their own decisions. And in the wide world of queer influencers, why have so many turned to pseudo-psychology and "folk knowl...

Jewish royalty Ronna Glickman of Ask Ronna joins the guys to dole out advice on a potpourri of topics, from back pain to baby clothes to Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. (Don't bother asking about theme parks.) Plus, will self-proclaimed "Disney Gay" H. Alan Scott boycott the happiest place on earth in light of its connection to the Don't Say Gay bill in Florida? And hear how the guys...

 Carolyn Bergier and Melody Kamali, co-hosts of the podcast Dyking Out, join H. Alan, Brent and Eliot to speculate on Cate Blanchett's sexuality, expose what really goes on at Dinah Weekend, and explain why the hottest scene for lesbians in Provincetown is dog walking hour. Also, find out whose handwriting really makes the grade, including H. Alan's impassioned plea for teaching cursive. And the S...

Harvey Guillén of What We Do in the Shadows joins the guys to talk about life as TV's most beloved gay vampire-adjacent character since...all of them? Okay, but how many of them are CRITICS CHOICE AWARD NOMINEES? Plus, was Elliott Smith the ultimate straight ally all the way back in the nineties? And the guys ponder who may be the most famous gay person IN THE WORLD! (Don't worry, we don't speak o...