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Adorable and hilarious Halle Kiefer joins us to talk about why her Catholic faith is more terrifying than the most gruesome horror movies. But first, One Million Moms goes to war against...Paris Hilton and the color pink. And finally, Grindr turns 15! We celebrate by musing whether it's been a good or bad influence on us all.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The multi-talented Adam Bucci joins us to discuss his beloved horror and pop culture shop, Small Town Weirdo, devolving into us geeking out on Ryan Phillippe and all things horror (Eliot excluded, too scary!). But first, why is BYU forcing incoming freshman to read an anti-gay speech that involves musket fire!? And finally, hear firsthand how Brent dupes Eliot with a sleazy texting app literally m...

The delightfully dry Barrett Blackman joins the guys to discuss all things Golden Girls (yes, even Golden Palace) as well as his appearance on Judge Mathis (jealous!). But first, would you believe that trans high school thespian Max Hightower went head-to-head with their Texas principal...and won?! And finally, should there be a protocol for swapping nude pics?! Eliot needs to know! Learn more abo...

Dubbs Weinblatt joins us to talk about coming out stories and maybe even how great Columbus, OH is! But first, is it weird that RuPaul's new bookstore is selling Kirk Cameron novels? And finally, hear about all the drama that happened the day after an amorous fella sent Eliot a bunch of filthy videos on Grindr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parker Callahan, hilarious performer and writer, engages us with a freewheeling chat about microdosing, Cards Against Humanity, and his brilliantly gay-themed body of theater work. But first, we explore the horrific death of Oklahoma non-binary teen Nex Benedict, who mysteriously dropped dead one day after being assaulted by bullies in their suburban Tulsa high school. And finally, what should we...

The effervescently hilarious Kate Stayman-London joins us to discuss her romance novels, Taylor Swift's sexuality, and working for Hillary. But first, the guys discuss why Greece legalizing same-sex marriage is a huge deal for an Orthodox country. And finally, Eliot discusses the kind of business he dreams of opening and Brent shares his own...rather dark idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

The brilliant comedian Reid Pope comes on to discuss their viral "thirst trap recreations," and how unamused many of those self-serious influencers were. But first, will you invest in the NEW Fire Island that's gonna be in Greece, I guess? And finally, learn how gays paved the way for all those straight DINKs out there. No, that's not a sex term, you'll just have to listen to find out what it mean...

Comedian and action star (!!) Jenny Yang joins the guys to talk about her self-care rituals and fight scene prep. But first, find out what happened after Indiana opened up a hotline to report "transgressive" public school curriculum like...civil rights 😬. And finally, the guys debate post-wedding name changes but ONE host reveals he's inexplicably anti-all-last-names!  Learn more about your ad ch...

The Oscars season is upon us! The guys pepper Alan, resident movie aficionado, with questions about this year's Oscar nods and glaring omissions. But first up, why the hell are there nipple inspections happening at gay bars in Seattle? And finally, speaking of movies like Saltburn [rolls eyes], Alan wants to know what the guys think of modern gay-baiting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Matt McConkey joins us AGAIN (hate to brag) to chat about why Sex in the City resonates with gays and to dish on its infamous reboot...fingers crossed Che Diaz doesn't listen. But first, we explore a new poll that reveals how LGBTs are more inclined to adopt and foster kids but fear of stigma stands in their way. And finally, would any of us visit a psychic? Find out AND hear our favorite psychic...

TWO GUESTS THIS WEEK! First, cabaret legend Kim David Smith comes on to talk Marlene Dietrich and a million other campy things that went over Brent's head. Plus, "Nate", a full service masseur (yes, Happy Endings included) joined us this week to have a frank, free-wheeling, and de-stigmatizing conversation about working in the sex industry. But first, the guys chat about Rep. Robert Garcia, the ga...

The internet's funniest content creator Maggie Winters dazzles the guys with a convo that ranges from stew to her Disney World employee experience. But first, what do the guys think of the newest most powerful gay politician, France's Gabriel Attal? (Eat your heart out Latvia). And finally, we wade in on the 5000 word [sigh] editorial in the NYTimes about Taylor Swift's sexuality. Yikes. Learn mor...

Drag duo/icons Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) basically come on and make the guys laugh for 25 minutes straight. But first, the guys discuss a Reddit thread about ways to garner 'gay attention' at the gym and why Brent qualifies as "skid row chic." And finally, hear the most precocious, adorable clip of Young Eliot, long before he was unhinged, on Public Radio! Learn more about your ad choices. V...

Survivor FINALIST Carson Garrett joins the guys to be extremely cute but also explore why he's become such a huge gay thirst trap. But first, find out what state is the gayest...percentage wise. And finally, a rare second guest! Alan brings on his good friend, Jonathan Edelman, to explore the DC gay scene and why we should all move there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

The amazing Jeff Hiller, of Somebody Somewhere fame, joins the guys to chat about church, cliche gay characters, and bad improv! But first, the guys had no choice but to argue over the problematic nature of George Santos' Cameo page. And finally, learn what anxieties keep these three up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The incomparable Bryan Safi joins us (AGAIN!!) to gab about his myriad podcasts and new solo show. But first, the guys discuss a shockingly spiteful anti-trans measure to come from a small community in California of all places! And finally, find out which of the three loves the global phenom Taylor Swift and which are neutral!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hilarious comedy writer Sarah Tapscott joins the guys to talk about coming out "late" and, well, doll genitals. But first, why is Fox News anti-black handicapped Santas? And finally, the guys explore whether Brent was chatting on Hinge with a robot profile which leads them to a pretty terrifying revelation at the end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane O'Neill, fashion, culture, and media writer for WaPo's StylePost, mesmerizes the guys with his wealth of knowledge about all things culture! But first, we must debate Marjorie Taylor Greene's most recent publicity stunt. And finally, Brent shares some very shocking differences between gay and straight protocols on dating apps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wildly delightful Ashley Ray, with her encyclopedic knowledge of television, comes on for a lively chat about her favorite pastime. But first, learn how the Republican's new Speaker of the House isn't just any ole garden variety homophobe. And finally, the guys weigh in on rich gay dad influencer "content." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OnlyFans star Cody Seiya joins the guys to answer...well, all of Brent's questions about life as a porn star. But first, why is the NHL appeasing homophobes!? And finally, learn what the guys deem red flags on dating profiles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonathan Andre Culliton of Trans Cinematic Universe Podcast comes on to discuss all those crazy trans references and macroaggressions from movies of the 80s and 90s. But first, find out if the guys are as obsessed with the Roman Empire as straight dudes. And finally, why are studies showing young people having less sex? And will this cause Eliot to jump off a bridge!? Learn more about your ad choi...

Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain of The IT Crowd Podcast talk about the only thing scarier than their marriage: horror movies. But first, the guys dig into the theory that the evolution of gay villains shows how far we've come in our fight for equality. Then, hear Brent talk about a close encounter with his former favorite cam model!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Actor, comedian, former Marjorie Taylor Greene neighbor Jeffery Self basically just makes the guys laugh for 25ish minutes. But first, here's a question: is Republican Senator Tim Scott a virgin? And finally, Alan charms us all with a sweet re-telling of his first date with Michael! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Robalino of CollegeHumor discusses the site's not-so-recent pivot and how they manage to make hilarious content that's actually uplifting. But first, the guys give an update on Kim Davis' legal drama before ragging on what a trash heap she is. And finally, Alan calls out middle-aged homosexuals (that's us!) who still dress like their tweens (not us).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

Marla Mindelle, star of Titanique The Musical, dishes on the show and delights the guys with her jaw-dropping Celine impression. But first, guess which state is now the ONLY ONE that has never elected an openly LGBTQ official!? And the guys get VERY personal about their ASMR fetishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices