Your Poor Dad

Welcome back to the FaceTime! A weekly mini episode by Jade & Paige from Your Poor Dad. This week, were Yesterday was Baily’s birthday so we talk about what a terrible baby she was and how she would ruin sexy time with our Barbies by destroying our whole set up. We also get in to how much Paige hates some of Jade’s friends because #boundaries, a brief update on 75 Hard (trust me, Paige knows i...

Some of us did not make it out of mercury in retrograde alive and find out on this episode which sister is jobless and now a full time YPD employee! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at  instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

WELCOME TO THE FACE TIME! The Face Time is a weekly mini episode that will bring you guys closer in to our inner circle. Every morning, Jade and Paige do an early FaceTime huddle to get them ready for the day (Baily is already at work, don’t worry, we’re not leaving a sister out!). We hope the Face Times bring you guys some fun, mid-week pick-me-ups to get you through the last two days of the work...

Happy Birthday to US! It is our one year anniversary of starting this little podcast and we are so grateful to have created a little community of 4th Brandt sisters!  This episode we talk about our thoughts on *corn*, we give a listener advice on dealing with a man whore, and we discuss Paige's visit to see BB!  Email us stories or advice at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at...

This week, we talk about HUGE sibling news: William and Harry pulled a Jade and Paige and got a little physical. Who's side are you on?  We have been loving you guys writing in with advice questions so keep those coming! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at  instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Happy 2023, Sisters! We are so excited to be back and better than ever.  This week, we're just doing a little sisterly catch up; discussing how to prepare for a first trip with a new guy! We're getting down to the nitty gritty, how to shave, how to plan outfits, how to go to the bathroom!  Then we read your emails and my god, do you girlies have so many "crusty boxer" stories!  We r...

The time has come... our poor mom and dad are on the pod!!  We are talking about our poor dad's worst gifts to our mom, some child birth stories, and our dating stories from this year! We also have them weigh in on listener emails.  Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Your favorite ho ho ho's are back together after battling the flu! We catch up about the latest Harry & Meghan documentary and discuss Casey Anthony. Guess which sister thinks she's innocent? We also get an amazing reader email about *ahem* finishing...  Write in about your year in dating! We're going to be sharing our Dating Wrapped with you guys next week and will give allllll of the te...

We're busy gulls so we had to Zoom to catch up on this week's episode while Jade was in Vegas for the NFR and Paige & Baily held down the fort in Austin!  Next week's ep we're going to be talking about gifts so give us your best gifts or send in questions about gifts for people in your life! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at  instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

We are baccckkkkk! And explaining why we missed last week, spoiler alert: it's Jade's fault! We also get into the whole Balenciaga of it all. Then, we read some crazy listener emails and give you guys some good ol fashioned sisterly advice! 

As we type this, my parents are laughing listening to Jade explain how a guy played "DJ on her cooter"... Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Trigger warning for this week's episode: WE GOT TAYLOR TIX! We talk about the excruciating journey of getting Eras Tour Tickets and think about doing a meetup in Dallas before the Arlington shows! We also give an update on BB aka Brenna’s Brother and Paige’s love...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… until you tell your sisters. This week we’re getting into some stories about good ol’ Sin City. Jade recounts a story about stripper boobs in her face trying to hustle her for more money and Paige orders a $1500 bottle of wine. Viva Las Vegas, baby! Next week, we’re talking about the times Thanksgiving was ruined, we know you guys will have good stories for th...

Hi Sisters! This week, we're discussing SECRETS and some of the big secrets you all have kept.  Next week, we’re talking about LAS VEGAS: give us all the dirt from Sin City. Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

You can’t choose your sisters but you can choose your podcasts and you can kind of choose your Presidents.. And if you’re going to choose them, you might as well make them slutty! In this Halloween themed special episode, we are dressed as some of our favorite Presidents but spicing them up a little bit. Teddy Hoe-sevelt, Baberaham Lincoln, and William Howard Shaft discuss LYING on this week’s epi...

There is one thing that is imminent in this life and that is pooping your pants as an adult… and if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it’s coming for you. If you’re lucky, it won’t happen on a date… and if there’s one thing you haven’t picked up on yet, it’s us NOT being lucky. What are sisters for if you can’t laugh about the SH*T life brings to you, literally! We share our embarrassing stories of...

Mercury was in RETROGRADE this week and we saw that in two ways: our last episode being super late and Jade’s exes coming back to her. Next week, we’re talking about pooping on dates so this should get interesting… as always, email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod

Let’s address the elephant in the room: WE KNOW WE’RE LATE… and we’re sorry. We know you don’t care about the excuses but if you know of any editors, we will be able to bring you a lot more content! Okay, let’s get to the episode: This one is a video episode so if you’re listening on Apple, you might want to move over to YouTube or Spotify. We’re celebrating Jade’s birthday doing the Hot Ones chal...

The trio is back in action and there are also some new girls joining us this week… Jade’s new boobs! This week, we discuss Jade’s jug journey and Baily’s journey back to Jersey! We also read some listener questions and somehow you guys always seem to one up each other with the nudes stories. Next week, we’re celebrating Jade’s Shaq year (34) and our Shaq episode (34) with the Hot One’s challenge!...

This week Jade is back from Mexico but we lost Baily to the East Coast so it’s just your two favorite older sisters… who never really let Baily talk anyways! We discuss some pop culture in this episode including RIP to the Queen (no, not Jade, Queen Elizabeth), Taylor (of course), and Don’t Worry Darling. We get in to some of your emails and hear some of the weird things you guys thought were true...

This week we’re discussing our first boyfriends. Some of us our boyfriend girlies and some of us our late bloomers… can you guess who’s who? We also read some listener stories and get an update from the girl who heard her roommate hooking up with her crush!! Find out the aftermath! Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about th...

This week, we’re talking all about the dumb sh*t we did to get grounded growing up and we have a revelation… Jade is such a f***ing liar, Camille! We also read your stories and let’s just say… one of the titles of the stories is “Horses and Handcuffs”. Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about our first boyfriends. Email us a...

If peeing your pants is cool, consider Kindergarten Paige, Miles Davis. This week we are talking all about embarrassing things that happened to you in school and of course you guys delivered with the stories. Why is being a child so awkward?  Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Next week we're going to be talking about embarrassing school stories again and...

This week was rough! We had to record the episode twice BUT nevertheless, we persisted. We do not quit on you, sisters! Things turned around and we discuss our reputation era, how men are tether-balls, and of course, read your stories!  We also read a WILD ghosting story about a girl who is ghosted by her boyfriend before they were supposed to leave for Paris. We NEED a follow up on this one!...

MAN, does a friendship breakup hurt like a bitch! Today, we talk about some of our friendship breakups and read your submissions, as well. In the spirit of transparency, we record the video portion of the podcast on our phones and somehow it got messed up this time so the last half of the episode doesn’t have video. Share the pod with your friends so we can grow this bitch and afford to invest in...

We are back giggling together with just the sisters! This week we dive in to some listener questions and deal with a Dyson thief who isn’t appreciative of Morgan Wallen tickets. Next week we will be talking about friend breakups. Make sure to write in to tell us your stories or give us your questions! Email us at yourpoordad@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at instagram.com/yourpoordadpod Also, don...