Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups qua...

Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update! Tomm...

Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok World War II Tim Dillon is a stand up comic and host of “The Tim Dillon Show.” Some people love delivering bad news. Tim explains why he thought he was ba...

The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in...

Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles update and a big CHIPS IN A BOWL announcement. Dr. Drew visits the mommies to talk about the new direction of Dr. Drew After Dark. While Tom and Christina...

We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially decided he's done with his wack Adidas phase, and is back on the Nike train! Then, Christina reveals a super hot dream she had about Tom. Do you dream...

Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then... *CHIPS IN A BOWL* none other than CHARLES FROM MATCH HIMSELF! On the phone and in person. We get the whole scoop from Charles in ehhhhh about 8-10 minutes. Once things are wrapped with Charles we mov...

We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions. Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You...

We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on. Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is having trouble sleeping so the other Mommy had to milk them. Can you guess which is which? Also, whats the N word? Tom did an interview with Larry Ki...

It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert. New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is...

“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simp...

There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then call him on the phone to see if things can be patched up, on this very special episode of Your Mom’s House. Robert Hines is a comedian and viral video sensation who’s “BBQ Chicken And Foot Massage” vid...

Jeans up! Main Mommies ONLY!!! The Mommies are relaxed, tan, and back from HAWAIIIIIII. While there, many stories about Charo and Top Dog were gathered, plus vacation fun. Blueban just got back from China with ALL of the swag. Tom and Tina get to see two Bears in the wild. The Head Tingler has some gross side effects on Tom's mom, and we get to see one of the healthiest relationships between two g...

Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hides bodies, but is he a kidnapper too? Tom talks about his favorite crime shows and his favorite body hiders besides Garth. They also discuss Bert Kreischer and their new fascination with his teeth. Da...

NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Brian Redban, and more! They wrap the show up with five of our favorite fan-made songs from the year. Also the Muh-Sheen shirt from Tom's dance video is available now! Get it in sizes up to 5XL! Did YOUR...

TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is. Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Fe...

Uhhhhh say around 8 o'clock, 8:15. The jeans are high and tight for this episode! The main mommies re-visit Charles from Match.com and watch a video of some cool newscasters. They find out what some of the YMH staff does and doesn't enjoy in the bedroom. Would you let a wolf lick the inside of your mouth? Mommy Tina and Tom lend their opinion. Andrew Santino is a stand-up comedian, actor and host...

JEANS UP! We got a special show for you mommies today! First, Tom and Christina give their review of Martin Scorsese's "The Irishman." Was it better than Good Fellas? Then we find a cool girl that finally tells it like it is about how hard it is being a woman. Always itchy! We then uncover a new video from FedSmoker! This time: DIY haircuts! IT IS WILD and we don't recommend trying it at home. Don...

IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Maradona and Christina wants a racist parrot for the studio. Tom hung out with Joey Diaz this past weekend and almost died. Plus, there are most likely more jewelry purchases in the Segura’s near future....

TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok! Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all ov...

All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Garth vibes. Plus, are you single or self-involved? And, Tom gets a new idea for the future from Cars singer Ric Ocasek. Since Tom has returned from the road with Josh Potter in tow, we have the Cockroa...

We got some special guests for you on this one, jeans! Judd Apatow is in the MommyDome and he's brought his friend, comedian Wayne Federman! Judd Apatow is a comedian who has become a mogul as a television/film producer and writer. He's most recently been working on the Pete Davidson movie and gives us some stories from the set, including Bill Burr stories. After reminiscing about Judd's life for...

We got Christina P and Tom Segura's fill-in host Ryan Sickler again for the first part of this show this week. We start with a Tik Tok who's asking for everyone to STOP calling her Jeffrey Dahmer. Only thing is she looks A LOT like him. We get an interesting development from Tom Segura about Josh Potter in Europe. They're in Amstrerdam, so you can figure out what kind of update this was. Then we g...

Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We have an update from Tom on SooWoo the SooWoo shirts, and Sickle Cell gets jumped in to SooWoo nation. Will he survive? WE IS BLOOD! Next, we got Nikki joining Studio Jeans with Tom and Christina! Nik...

SooWoo! It's another edition of Your Mom's House! Do you want to show you're not a false blood? New merch! do you know popular English slang? Our favorite English Teacher is back to educate us in a hardcore fun way. Sober October is in full effect and Tom and Christina want to buy a billboard. Then, the Human Cockroach joins to couch to discuss his upcoming trip to Europe with Tom. And finally, ac...