Your Kickstarter Sucks

We got a hell of a thing here gang: fresh off a big fancy plane from fabulous Hollywood California, comedy writer Nick Ciarelli joins us in studio for an all-new JokeBlogger Top 10 and the first ever (?) 3-man 6-Pack! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium . I...

Let's leave getting cake mixes delivered to you every month, backpack advertising, family exploiting content grinds, diaper schemes, texting other drivers, and lunchboxes of the future in 2019, alright gang?!? Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For the entire 12 Davids of Lynchmas series, in...

Hey, this is from the YKS Premium feed, and it features our friends Jack Allison and Leslie Lee III from Struggle Session . We brought them on to discuss the David Lynch film "Mulholland Drive". We did this because our theme this month is "The 12 Davids of Lynchmas", and the idea behind that was that we would watch and then review David Lynch movies in the month of December, which we did do and ar...

Fight...for your right...to sip with plastic! Ironically! That's right folks it's another YKS. And on today's show, we're uncovering the secrets of the human condition: where do we come from, why are we here, how do you create money, and why isn't there a little piece of paper that catches your poop before it hits the toilet water? The answers to all these questions and more, on the free episode o...

Well, it's another episode! You can't say it's not. This week on the show we got friggin' sheets for guys, we got friggin' a stupid little box that doesn't do anything, we got friggin', MORE FEMALE GUARDS. Now that's an episode. Music for YKS is courtesy our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Intern Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Over at YKS...

The year may be winding down, but YKS sure ain't! I guess. It's another episode anyway. That's what not winding down is. We're not winding down because we put out another episode of the show. You're welcome!!! This week on the show: more toilet stuff, and some stupid apps! Wind that down why don't you??? Fucker! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional...

100 good ideas...we'd be lucky to have that many in our damn lifetime. Other people are giving them away for free, like simple trash. This week on YKS, DB digs deep to overcome a serious case of Bird Flu, and JF destroys with logic the endless rituals of Christmastime. Plus: magic toilets, another fuckin water bottle, and CopSucker: The Game. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickma...

Cops hate YKS for sharing this one trick to get out of a ticket...Remember the Burrito Story...The famous OK Guy Impression from The Simpsons...Buying Slice of Sauce...Inconveniencing your dog...and Praying for brain worms. It's a fuckin banger, folks. Link your brain up to the cyber feed and beep the hell out. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle....

It just ain't a Tuesday without YKS baby! What if that bell guy from Monty Python was running around, saying stuff like that. Hey, YKS is here. Whatever he says in the movie. Been a while since I saw it. I guess it was funny, though, because they ended up making all those Hot Topic shirts about it, so. Must've been something. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. Enjoy! Music for YKS is...

Today we're leaving the past in the past...but not before we apologize for it like the dogs that we are. On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF grovel for your forgiveness before getting into the shit we love to hate so much: ethical traditional shampoo varietals, How To Become A Boomer: The Book, and Super Size Me if it was about chicken instead of chicken and burgers. And you just KNOW that would b...

Well it's almost practically Halloween, (if you're even allowed to say that anymore)!! And to celebrate, Mike and JF talk about candy for about, I would guess, 3 or so minutes before just doing a regular show after that. Kickstarters, riffing, an email. Commercial in there as well. The whole thing. It's business as usual at YKS HQ...UNusual that is. And Cool Cat is back, in a real bummer of a way....

It's time for the show! New thing I'm trying in these descriptions. Showtime! And it's Episode 121 as well. Mike and JF are here to tell you all about different elements, showering procedures, and I'm just realizing as I'm typing this out, I forgot to do the 6th kickstarter in the 6 pack. So it's a 5 pack this week. Will there be an apology next week? Tune in then to find out! And now, too! To fee...

It's so hot outside that even the skeletons are sweating! And they don't have any skin! Plus it got cold since we were talking about it. And maybe it wasn't even all that hot then. Well, anyway, here's a show about some stupid crap. Happy Holidays everybody! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by the Weekly Zekely. Here's the rev...

Ohhhh mama. The YKS boys stuck their reel out and hauled in a couple of big fish this week. It's Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger of the Doughboys! There is a lot of nasty talk in this one, including poo poo and wiener stuff, and, well actually that's pretty much all of it. So, hope you enjoy that, and be sure to check out the 2nd part of the YKS x Doughboys crossover coming at the end of the month on...

This week, Mike and JF have taken a DNA Test and it turns out...they're 100% OH HELL YEAH!! Close the bullshit drawer and tell the dump you'll give it some trash to eat later. Turn on some YKS and restore Earth's quantum energy fields with us...unless you're chicken. Bok bok bok bok...sike!!! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional researc...

Episode 117...most shows would be losing steam by this point, but not YKS. On today's show, Mike and JF are talking getting up in the middle of the night to pee, ugly ass cats, what to do when your vacuum cleaner is totaled, and a little bit more. Clean up on Aisle Funny! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Research for the show is provided by Ze...

Damn! The internet and the people on it and the stuff it does, in addition to the companies that created and abuse it, sure does suck ass. That's why we're here, doing the show, to explain why it's not good to write "douchebag" on your hoodie, or use YouTube subscriptions to match prospective partners. Because I guess these bozos couldn't figure it out on their own! I don't know! Just kidding, rel...

Hey, I'm a podcaster, get me out of here! That's what you WON'T be thinking during this smash-mouth, mile a minute, or should we say MIKE a minute episode of the beloved improv comedy true crime podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. These guys are the real daily fantasy. If you have information that could lead to the...

Ohhhh our boys are juicin! And we love it, don't we folks? We love the big superheroes and how they save all the crying men. And the coffee! Fabulous. Just fabulous. This week on YKS, we revisit the majesty of Ernest P Worrell, puzzle at the compensation structure of modern national stage acts, and award the Pimp of the Day Award. Now that rocks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Daw...

Hey, it's Episode 113. Mind if we fuck around and accidentally make it really long for some reason? This week on YKS: Mike goes Dr. Manhattan and JF digs deep into the offerings on tap at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Bar & Grill. Plus we discuss some of the Mango Mussolini's best tweets, our approach to partying, and getting those beans. Download and listen to this show on this website. Music...

Original YKS: Full Flavor returns with a jumbo episode on the seedy underworld of career inventors, the rising cost of apples, and the great shame of eating dinner. Plus, you know we had to do it to 'em (play the video from an annoying card game). Oh baby! What more could you ask for?! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more YKS, check out t...

On a very special YKS, Mike and JF put the bullshit to the side to talk turkey with friend of the show Nick Ciarelli and his very funny boss Bradford Evans. You've probably seen their kick ass videos on Twitter, and now it's time to hear them talk about porno and the Krassenstein Bros. Then, later on in the show, two different people come on who we haven't met before. Their names are Xander and Lo...

Did somebody say games???? Oh baby. You know JF and DB are pullin' up a chair. That's right, we're sitting in chairs this episode...but wait a minute, I'm getting some serious couch vibes from this ep! Uh oh!! Better check it out. Now that's what I call, the stuff to write in the episode description box. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks...

Damn! Eddie Murphy lives in a big ass house! That's what we're talking about on today's show, plus: stinky dogs, getting your daily fat intake out of the way, swinging a big stick around, and enacting the Frankenstein Protocol. Some really bad Kickstarters on this week's show as well. But hey, that's the name of the game baby! And the game, as usual, is not for the easily offended, OR Safe for Wor...

Hey hey hey! Doing the Fat Albert thing I guess. Although I never saw the original...show? Was it a movie? I just saw the Kenan Thompson version of it. Which was funny back then. He kind of did a funny voice on it. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. And porno from the movies! You don't wanna miss this. I think there was a guy with a lampshade on his head and it was sort of implied tha...