You Wouldn't

Pat stuffed his sleep study up, and the boys reminisce on some of their favourite songs. Pat addresses the Zach Bryan saga. Gym Wigout Ants On The Line Teenage Dream Zach Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g...

Pat went to Coldplay, there is a Zach Bryan diss track, and Will spent a small fraction of his bank account on the presidential suite in The Crown.  Ogescars Coldplay Present The Crown Diss Track Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: h...

The boys join in celebrating Will’s party that Kyle’s not invited to. The Ogeeeeescars are coming!! Will’s Rollercoaster Morning Sleep Study Ogescars Brand Deal Stand Up Ideas Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/sh...

The boys get together and reminisce on their favourite old memes.  Package Craziest Wanks FIFA Memes Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Will’s back from LA with a foreskin. The boys chat about finding friends on Hinge and the Zach Bryan cheating scandal. Sex Workers Foreskin Hinge  Movies Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ...

Pat is joined by his close friend and ex-housemate Jaxon Fairbairn. They discuss the Armish, their living habits and whether or not you can wank on your front porch.  Special Guest Living Together Armish Zach Bryan Break-up Would you rather? Riddles Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/mo...

While Pat holds down the fort at the studio, Will joins live from his mansion in LA. The boys catch up to discuss Will’s huge logs, America’s weird foods and a special someone who is back on the scene. They battle out in an American-based general knowledge quiz. LA Wrap Prostitute Movie Dr Pepper Logs Car Rentals General Knowledge Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, exten...

Pat starts his new segment ‘Pat’s Pondering,’ and talks all things bodybuilding. Will talks about the insane price of his Air BnB extras. Will doesn’t know if he bombed or not at Aunty Donna’s live show. Did we find the best hotline call yet? Olivia Falling Pat’s Car Standup w/ Aunty Donna Bodybuilding  TV Shows Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...

The boys sit down with Will's dad. Will's Schooling Jeremy’s Love Story A Long Quick Question Pat’s Stand Up Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

The people have spoken and Pat gets to tell his exhilarating story when he was hitchhiking in Yosemite. The boys discover why hurricanes are named after woman. Will delivers possibly the worst Tyson Fury impression ever and Pat runs us through his upcoming concert. Paul’s Formal Hurricane Milton LA Hitchhiking in Yosemite Am I In The Wrong? All I Want Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for...

Pat is back from his long awaited Terrigal holiday. Will and Pat discuss the new series on the Menendez brothers, and whether or not Gypsy Rose and them should start a podcast? Have you heard Pat’s hitchhiking story because you won’t hear it here.  Terrigal Menendez Brothers NRL Grand Final Hitchhikers Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, l...

On the agenda today is Col Calling, The Joker 2 and the Sex Shop. This episode is jam packed, as we dive deep into Col’s experience at the Paralympic games, and Pat’s plans for his long awaited holiday in Terrigal. Will’s sore stomach has made a return for the ages, and his man didn’t seem to care.  The Joker Col Calling The Sex Shop Sore Tummy Terrigal Kyle’s Hotlines Join the Proper Non Pov...

Kyle is back and has actually lost the plot. Strap in for an episode of shambles. The boys share their most embarrassing stories, but nothing worse than the Swans on the weekend. Pat talks about his ‘magical’ bath house experience.  Embarrassing Stories Katy Perry Crumbl Cookies The Concert Bath House Advice Chelsea Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces...

Description: Pat unpacks his underwhelming date to Chin Chin, and explains why he banished Will from the restaurant. Will talks about Megalopolis, a new movie with a lot of weird layers, and a cameo from Grace VanderWaal. Is Hoisin sauce made from old Asian mans’ secretion? Chin Chin Mr Wong Hoisin Sauce Hot Mic Megalopolis Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pie...

Pat brings back one the great segments of ‘Am I a bad person?’ and has a juiccccy one. The boys discuss park bench commemorations, is it a bit sad? Pat goes into depth into Will’s strange relationship with his man. Will tries to make sense of all the gay flight attendants.  Park Bench Commemoration Roosters vs Manly Bowling Am I a Bad Person? Funeral Unsolved Mysteries Flight Attendants Will’...

Happy Monday Youwouldnters! On the ep today, the boys talk Luke Combs and Olivias upcoming tours. Will shares the most boring story ever said on the pod and the boys reminisce on the old milk ad.  FIFA Olivia Lyrics Mr Inbetween Advice Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.c...

The boys get into a debate about the upcoming NRL finals. Will rips into a brand he thinks is faking their intentions. Is Will gonna follow through with his offer to Lachy Brine?  Flights Facebook Mums NRL Chin Up Sex Toys Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129...

The boys are back for the Ogeeeeelympics! Will and Pat get tested on all the favourite segments to see who is the better man. Disclaimer: This episode involves an extremely scary story, so listen at your own risk. What are some inventions that should not be invented? Basketballers Percentages Scary Story Maccas Invetions General Knowledge Finish These Lyrics Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patre...

Welcome to Pat’s school of medical advice, where he fixes Will’s recent serious ailments. Will gives the rundown on his Adelaide trip, filled with rifles and shotguns. Will has a very special message for Lachy Brine, which might allow him to achieve his dreams.  The Illness Endone Will’s Adelaide Trip Lachy Brine Streaker Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended...

Pat shows off his fresh ink and gets a bad reaction from Will. Is there anything worse than getting sprayed by your mates’ parents? Will’s off to Adelaide to go reconnect with his man again.  Pokies Pat’s New Tattoo The Substance Parent’s Sprays Cole Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/m...

The bosses finally join the boys on the couch and receive their quarterly performance review. It’s not looking good… Tom and Eddy look back at the past few months as Will and Pat have joined the studio and analyse some of the questionable moments. The boys battle it out as the general knowledge quiz is back.  The Bosses Ranga Roundup Rimmies Hello Sport General Knowledge The Haircut Hotline J...

Will and Pat’s man join the set and get amongst the chaos of this episode. Who knows Pat better: lifelong best friend Will or girlfriend? The boys analyse the new Aussie Shore cast. Will and Pat have some differing views on cabs, and we already know which side Will will sit on.  Drink Test Will’s Man Aussie Shore Pat Quiz Taxi Drivers Cole Calling Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon fo...

Pat has shit the bed, and Will has got pulled over by the cops. A great start to the episode. Will talks about his wrap on his tour and his very eventful plane ride. Does Pat finally like Jetstar? And the boys have the very first edition of the special segment: Cole Calling. The boys listen to some of the juiciest hotlines yet.  The Bed Shitter Car Rego Wolverhampton Footballer Letterbox The...

The You Wouldn’t Podcast has claimed their spot amongst the likes of Fisher in the little orange box on the official line-up announcement of Lost Paradise. The boys unpack what their demands will be upon arrival. Will goes too deep into his dating life and we realise his very sad situation. Will spills his beans on the recent controversy of Blake Lively’s new movie. Maybe a 57-year old man is Will...

Charlotte is back from her ‘Mean Girls’ trip to Bali and has some stories to tell, involving a homeless orgy and a bomb in a bag. Will and Pat look back at some of their cringiest Facebook posts that might get them cancelled. Is Addison Rae the most successful TikToker? Tune in for a jam-packed episode with the OG Charlotte.  Hello Charlotte Bali Trip Staycation Molly Mae Homeless People Top...