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Will prepares for his colonoscopy, and Pat prepares for his V02 Max test. Pat breaks down religion, and whether or not he’s gonna get into the pearly gates.  Colonoscopy Pat’s Religion Thoughts Truckers Messina VO2 Max Test Niche Rules Before Dating Camping Challenge Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much m...

The boys are back and angry at the world. Will and Kyle have a new favourite venue, the boys review the podcast AACTA nominees and Will is down bad already. Link to Pat’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Pclitty Link to Vote for Will in the AACTA Awards: https://www.research.net/r/BM3GGDS?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGnnuVCIN5958b09fb4hEeR7l3fIQcydk-6CLVjIHw4Qw_TUDmV...

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Aleks is back on the pod, chatting about how comedians should be able to walk off stage whenever they want, and medical diagnosis. Check out Aleks’ special on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antrC78g6YE Aleks’ Comedy Special Walk-offs on Standup The Fray Will’s Mclaren Presents Will’s New Diet Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...

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Happy New Year Ogers!! Time to review last years resolutions and bingo cards and predict what’s going to happen in the New Year. Enjoyyyyy Valley Pat 2025 Resolutions/Goals Review 2025 Bingo Cards Review 2026 Resolutions 2026 Bingo Cards Taking Cinema Seats Showing Jaxon a TV Scene Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much...

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Link to Skye’s Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-skye-to-get-her-life-back?attribution_id=sl:a96a3dda-f4eb-4afb-a1ec-a969fff014cd&lang=en_AU&ts=1764711824&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=native_options Merry Christmas Ogerssss!! See what the boys got for each other and their XMAS secrets. Opening Our Presents Christmas Shopping Will’s XMAS...

Danny is back to take us through his Adelaide favourites, and Pat auditions for Danny’s new movie. Haunted Adelaide House Seafire Scandal Bing Boy Pat’s Audition for Danny’s New Movie Will’s Date Working On Set Five Night’s at Freddie’s Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129...

The boys break down the numbers behind stinging aircon and Will bombed at Christmas Carols. Pat’s Just Woken Up Aircon Stealing Failed Smoothies Bombing at Christmas Carols Pat’s Boshmas Kyle’s Bday Shocker Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook gr...

Did Pat’s uncle hitchhike with a notorious Aussie killer, and what are your worst niche pet hates? Boys Out at Eastys Santas Niche Pet Hates Arm Wrestle Road Tripping Pat’s Uncles’ Hitchhiking Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://w...

The boys are back from tour and recap the chaos of tour and the night of nights - The Ogescars 2025!  Tour Recap Ogescars Will’s Festival Experience  Spotify Comments Entrepreneurs at Cafe Five Nights at Freddie’s Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Joi...

Will and Pat sit down for a proper rant on the TikTok awards and influencers. TikTok Awards Arguing with Friends P*rn Dreams Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Pat and Will join you from their haunted Adelaide accomodation to tell you why they got no sleep the nigh before and give a wrap on the tour so far. Haunted Adelaide House Calorie Surplusses Adelaide Steakhouse Show Wraps Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Faceb...

Will wants to rip his face off in front of the servo lady and Pat tries to convince Will he’s not autistic. Bonnie Blue Schoolies in Goldy Will’s Petrol Station Lady The Chemist Timing Flights Autism Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: ht...

Jarchy is back!! He weighs on the big debates: whether your bridesmaid should get turkey slapped and the billion dollar question. The Married Man Schooling Careers March Weighs In On Catering Debate Humping The Bed Stumps Dinner Party Turkey Slap Billion Dollar Button Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only...

Will exposes his secret virtual dating life. The boys talk about a new sport they got to see. Lani’s Bday Presents Charlotte’s Story Killing Christmas Beetles Cyberpunk RunNation Will’s Aircon Wicked Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: ht...

One of the greatest episodes as the boys expose their own cringe text messages from when they were younger, and Kyle gets exposed for his drunk TikTok’s. What would make Pat break up with his girlfriend? Holding Hands on the Footpath Mimi’s Birthday Wiping Your Ass is Gay? Kyle’s Pissed Tiktoks What Would Make Pat Break Up? Cringe Texts Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes,...

Will recounts his most Pat Clifton moment, and thinks he’d be an unreal stripper. Clovelly Girls Packing on Tour Walking Home Pat’s New Bike Will’s Sex Dream Will Wants To Be A Stripper Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.face...

The boyssss come to you on a glorious Thursday morning. The tour is selling very fast. Get your tickets now!! Tour Accom Pat’s New Fridge Coleslaw Pat’s Fitness Update Business Class Old People Pat Needs A Bike Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group:...

The big Willy G joins the 27 club. Listen to find out what Pat did or didn’t dot get for Will. Will gives his take on the saddest foods.  Happy Birthday Will Headphones Poo Story Saddest Foods Moving In  Frankenstein Prisons Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u9...

The boys are joined by a very special guest, and friend of the podcast, Ruel. They discuss all things performing, fame at a young age and Will, Pat and Kyle do singing auditions.  Will’s Car Crash Superstitions Performing Pat’s Song Pitch Ruel Flies Economy Dream Collaboration Singing Auditions The Voice Kids Young Fame Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...

Will and Pat discuss their fiancé getting turkey slapped on their bucks/hens night and Pat doesn’t know what a stormtrooper is.  PS5 Winner Announcement Cosplay Storm Trooper Old Lady in the Airport Ogescars Bucks\Hens Nights Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u946951...

Jaxon and Pat sit down to talk about meeting Jellyroll, sex dreams and Jaxon challenges the king of general knowledge.  Halloween Rogue Snapchatting Jellyroll Sharehousing Sex Dreams General Knowledge Melbourne Cup Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join th...

Pat and Will review the submissions to win Will’s PS5, entries closing tonight at midnight. Pat’s new medication means he can’t feel his penis.   PS5 Submissions Pat’s New Medication Will’s Awkward Run-in Hollywood Secrets One-liners Game Reece Walsh Weddings Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for...