You Were Saying

There are many hills you shouldn't stand on. Ant Hills, Hills at Russian Missle bases, or Hill 60.

I think the worst job in the world is mine. When my Daddy got me a job at his company, I expected to be the CEO, but instead I am a CFO. I had to answer a call yesterday, something about Payroll. My 700k a year isn't enough

A sniff test is a time honoured tradition to work out if something should be eaten. For example, if milk smells sour then don't eat it, or if something isn't fish but smells like fish, don't eat that either

Bad Habits lead to Ed Sheeran. Don't fall into the trap

Seasons are very important, and should be taken into consideration when planning things like Holidays. For example, you don't visit countries in Monsoon season, or invade Russia in Winter

The Sandwich, the "That will do" meal from across the world. You can even get it without crust if your a toddler, or a pathetic excuse for an adult

On the 7th day God rested, and so he rested until July 16 2001. On this day he decreed "A pair of Messiahs have been born, go forth and worship The Island Boys"

Pasta: A dish invented in China, which was taken to Italy and bastardised. We can't keep letting them get away with it.

I was once asked where I "Summer", apparently camping in my own backyard wasn't the right answer

I think the best teachers are the ones that don't get an article written about them, or heaven forbid a Netflix special

At one point in our future we will be able to wipe our memories, so we can play games again for the first time. I will use it to forget that one time I asked a girl out in assembly, over the loud speaker, only for her to spit on me....... And Zelda

Sequels are great. Look at America, they are currently in a sequel and are about to buy Canada and Greenland. Canada for an education department is a great trade

It's a shame that we live in Australia and we never get any cool concerts. Drake didn't bother to finish his tour, and he will be desperate for money real soon Bet Kendrick wouldn't bail

I dream of the day that AI converts all media into Muppets. Until then I will continue writing my fan fiction where Kermit recites the speeches of an Adrian Brody

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After 7 last days of creating, God sat back and drank some primo wine. He got absolutely hammered and started to cross over animals. He shoved a beaver, duck and a porcupine together to make the platypus.

Growing up I really wanted to be in the Manson family, then I realised I would be living with that lunatic Charles and not the cool guy with his ribs removed

Cats are the greatest thing ever, and domesticated themselves to show their love. This message has been brought to you by Toxoplasmosis, get yours today

I think the greatest performance was when my ex said that she would be wife for the rest of time. That was a lie because when I got caught fucking baddies at the strip club she left me and shacked up with her boss Michael

You were Saying Game Studios is proud to announce that our first ever game is in production and will be released 3rd quarter 2046. Pre order now. This is definitely not grift to buy a new table

Back in 1976 the biologist Richard Dawkins coined the term "meme" as a way to explain how cultural ideas are spread. Then some cunt invented Rage Comics are ruined it all

It's 1880 and Tchaikovsky has just dropped his 1812 Overture. This mad lad hates the French so much he used cannons, music will never get better than this

We have recognised that this podcast production is going off the rails, so we will be firing one member as an example to others. Vote on who should be replaced by someone more competent

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