You Wanna Do WHAT!?!?

RIDICULOUSNESS, UTTER RIDICULOUSNESS as the party parades through town and makes both fireworks and feeling spark. A small grave marks an ancient secret and leads people into the deep forest where someone runs off and DIES!?!?...okay... let's go find another dragon and free a BabyDaddy, BUT FIRST A DRINK!

Season three starts with tea, choking cats. Praying in a closet and haggling over prices, until Lula and Vaula locate a necklace that will only fit royalty. Once on, it starts to glow...but for whom? youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

More like season FINALLY as the Cancer Mage makes Jonathan jump through some disgusting hoops and finds not one, but two allies somehow in the underdark while Lula takes pity on...wait...what?...seriously? On the mindflayers? You want me to beleive that?...okay...*ahem* AND THE RACE FOR TIME IS ON AS THE MORNING DRAWS NEAR AND THE TEA MUST BE SERVED HOT AND PROMT....Will they make it or will there...

Season finale!?!?

With a thud the party lands in the underdark while the green fog drifts after them, Jonathan's quick "thinking" seals them in with the Cancer Mage...but he's not the only thing you have to fear in the underdark. Unless you're Jonathan Splash and you're so fucked in the head that Mind Flayers....well, I guess you'll have to listen. SHOUT OUT TO @thesplitparty and @edondnd @thehiredswords @role_call...

Underground? Check, Wood Dragon? Check, Antics? Oh that's a big Ole check there. Cancer Mage? Check.....Wait....WHAT? Shout out to @Role_call20 @primusdice and @bgreybeard on Twitter as Black Oak joins our Twitterverse!

Wood dragons and coffins falling greet our players as the DM upgrades to better headphones, the party explores Crystal Caves beneath Frunthwills' Greenhouse. The wood dragon skulking from the shadows as...you'll have to listen, shout out to our guest @tyler_roi who's welcome at my table anytime. @edondnd and @feyearth on Twitter for amazing work, using the one and only set of Primus Sharp Edge Dic...

Caves!, Caves and crystals that give Lula Infernal Syphilis, Chazzos stumbles out of a bar after a drinking binge and Jonathan 'confesses'

Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight. Credit to @mythoshack on Twitter for the "I know a guy" mechanic. Many thanks to all our friends and fans, email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com shout out to @edondnd @role_call20 and @feyearth.

After falling into a pit of chittering skulls, Ryker manages to find a map that everyone ignores. Jonathan decides to go the diplomacy route and...I guess you'll have to listen.

Ryker reads in a corner while everyone does everything they can to complete the full list of sins inside the Holy Book in his hands. The party wakes to an undead Sharkenbear looms outside, THEY PROCEED TO IGNORE IT and...well I guess you'll have to listen. Shout out to @edondnd @feyearth @apartytoaccess @primusedgedice on Twitter, we have a moment of silence for Ukraine.

The castle looms around them as...who am I kidding? Bickle had to be revived. Twice. Jonothan decides to make moth flambé and it backfires...like that's never happened before...Lula gets drunk (again not surprised) on Bickles' hidden away bottle of vodka (little surprising) and drinks the whole thing. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Exploring a castle isn't easy when you have traps, monsters, and horny bards, traveling through is difficult more still when Jonathan Splash decides to flip the double bird as he leaves a room and let's his companions walk right into the trap he walked out of.

We lost the first half of our recording with a technical error, but managed to still have a crazy go nuts time with Krumgarn backhanding a ghost, Jonathan watching Bickle blow up an ooze, someone takes a rust monster as a pet and a shout out to @thedungeonlads , @edondnd and @roll_call_20 for amazing content.

The group goes shopping/robbing and Bickle ends up pelting a shopkeep in the face with a bag of coins, Jonathan has his integrity tested, Lula goes robbing, the group goes adventuring and Bickle ends up in an elephants anus. No, I'm not kidding. Shout out to @role_call_20 and @edondnd on Twitter.

Jonathan tried to seduce Ryker, they end up sparking some romance and....A TAVERN FIRE!?!?!?

A bone monster made of hundreds of teeth lurks in the darkness, listen along as he tries to give the DM an aneurysm and the team manages to find this...nutty tavern, purchased gratefully from @storiestavern on Twitter and rolled up with @primusdice

Bullshit and bagpipes are heard in a cave, Jonathan Splash shoves people into an impromptu safe room and the leader of a cult GETS SHANKED!?!??

Season two premiers with the retirement of Tim Hopper and the debut of Jonathan Splash, Bickle punks the guys in front of the King, Ryker almost shits himself and Soot gets a WAND OF SUMMON PIG!?!?!

BONUS EPISODE!

The Lichs tower gets soiled Scanlon style as Tim pisses off a balor and Lula then shames it. Chazzos throws his sledgehammer into a dragons mouth and it gets eaten, Ryker talks to us sword and Soot nopes out of a dragon's wrath.

Tim Hopper continues on to try to save Christmas for the townsfolk, Soot and Ryker slowly learn the meaning of Christmas via riddles from three spirits past, our party then meets with... listen in and find out. Shout out to @primusdice for their amazing dice and we can't wait to see them. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

The Lich who stole Xmas, our adventurers wake up to find one item from their inventories is all that remains. I wonder how they will survive. Shout out to @thesplitparty on Twitter, don't forget @feyearth for their amazing story and @apartytoaccess for being amazing people. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

The cast of YWDW talking about our favorite moments of the year.

Follow along as the party after defeating the Slaad and a mysterious stranger comes from the King with a message and to take the Slaad and Tim Hopper. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com or if you want to send a tip to us at https://ko-fi.com/youwannadowhat https://www.twitch.tv/disfiguringthegoddess1102