You Show Me Yours

Sentences that have never been uttered before on the podcast: "I thought I was cool with genitals." Which of our hosts was mildly traumatized by the sand penis and fishtank vagina? We'll let you guess, but in the meantime, practice your internal monologue as David shows Marian David Lynch's take on Dune . 

The multiverse returns, along with pixie cuts, lots of Monty Python references, and some douchey men. Practice all your pissing British slang as Marian shows David Sliding Doors.

We're closing out the October Spooktacular with the godfather of modern horror, Halloween ! It's packed with John Carpenter synth, babysitting shenanigans, and a serial killer who works clean. Someone please pick up our idea of a Michael Myers retirement cartoon?

This might be the episode that breaks one of your hosts: We've got kinky (?) sex, some nonspecific blasphemy, and more than you ever wanted to know about roaches as David shows Marian Clive Barker's Hellraiser (featuring Pinface). 

We're uploading this on Wednesday the 13th, but we're talking about the unluckiest day of the month, Friday the 13th! David shows Marian the 1980 slasher classic and explains the Jason Voorhees universe -- and she is ... underwhelmed. 

Keep your No-Doz handy, because you won't want to go to sleep after David shows Marian the 1984 horror classic A Nightmare on Elm Street . Best watched at a sleepover when you're 10 years old, or from between your fingers with all the lights on if you're Marian.

Do you want to talk about duck sex? 'Cause we're gonna talk about duck sex. Also, we find someone to blame for the existence of Jar Jar Binks, and we conclude that there are some actors you just can't forgive. Get your list of duck puns ready as David shows Marian the beloved bomb Howard the Duck .

When your childhood favorite turns out to be kinda problematic. Womp womp. But there's George Gershwin music, beautiful dancing, and our new favorite actor Oscar Levant! Keep on repeating "it was a different time, it was a different time" as Marian shows David the 1951 musical An American in Paris . 

Perpetual 10-year-olds, the birth of the Burton-Elfman partnership, and catchphrases that need to make a comeback: Even if you're a loner and a rebel, watch out for Large Marge as David shows Marian 1985's Pee-Wee's Big Adventure . 

Marian's showing David the 1994 version of Little Women , but you could make a drinking game out of how many times she mentions the 2019 version. Marmee doesn't approve of drinking spirits, though, so maybe eat pickled limes instead. 

Multipass, Gary Oldman doing Sling Blade, and peak Bruce Willis: Turn on the Ruby Rhod show as David shows Marian Luc Besson's 1997 space opera The Fifth Element .

" All the President's Men , but make it for teens." Did they succeed? Mmmmmmmaybe. Make a batch of Hello Dollies (with or without the special ingredient) as Marian shows David 1999's Dick .

Underpants Gnomes doing crime, angsty poetry-quoting heroes, and our favorite villain David Patrick Kelly: Touch up your eye makeup as David shows Marian the 1994 Brandon Lee film The Crow.

Our movie podcast turns into a political podcast as Marian shows David the 1976 journalism classic All the President's Men, and our hosts reveal themselves to be super-lefties. You kind of knew it all along. 

Special sunglasses, '80s economy collateral damage, and a whole lot of wrestling talk. Keep chewing your bubble gum as David shows Marian John Carpenter's 1988 cult fave They Live .

Egomaniacs, aluminum water bottles, and toxic masculinity (you knew we'd find it somehow): Keep your lifesaving shot of Dex on you as Marian shows David the 2000 mountain climbing movie Vertical Limit . (And gets Everest mixed up with K2. Apologies.)

We continue our streak of creating actor fan clubs - this time David is appreciating Brian Blessed as Vultan, leader of the Hawk Men. (You really need to see it to understand.) Keep pedaling that rocket cycle as David shows Marian the 1980 camp classic Flash Gordon .

A priest and a rabbi get caught in a love triangle ... but it's not a joke, it's a movie! Enjoy the New York scenery as Marian shows David Edward Norton's 2000 directorial debut Keeping the Faith . 

Pro wrestling cameos. Not-at-all accurate accents. And the formation of the Clancy Brown Fan Club (you'll want to join, too). Walk broodily around New York in a trench coat as David shows Marian the 1986 film Highlander .

Midwestern naivete. A lot of athleisure. And for some reason, Michael Jackson on the soundtrack? Focus on your turnout as Marian shows David the 2000 dance film Center Stage.

Father-son drama. Hercule Poirot playing against type. And a new way to prepare chicken (that we don't recommend). Don't look in the woods for Bigfoot - he's here with us, as David shows Marian his 1987 fave Harry and the Hendersons .

Windex. Roast lamb on a spit. John Corbett as the perfect romantic lead (or is he?). Drink some ouzo as Marian shows David Nia Vardalos' 2002 film My Big Fat Greek Wedding .

Vampire hunters. Rear Window homage*. And a bite on the neck that’s really, um, special. Keep some garlic and a cross nearby as David shows Marian the 1985 cult classic Fright Night . * We got our Hitchcocks mixed up and said Vertigo in the episode; apologies.

Severed arms. Fights on the pressroom floor. And a prostate the size of a bagel - we guess that’s bad? Catch up on the news the old-fashioned way as Marian shows David the 1994 Ron Howard film The Paper .

Freddie Mercury cosplay. Schwarzenegger in a Speedo. And a whole lot of wisecracks. While you’re looking for Valverde on the map, check out this episode, where David shows Marian 1985’s Commando .