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Kelsey hires Guillermo del Toro, Robert boogies down with a banjo-strummin' bluegrass lobster, we examine the crimes of cereal mascot artists.   Did you miss our Twitch stream earlier this month? Never fear, you can see the whole stream on our YouTube channel!   Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 Internati...

Robert just wants to chop a man's face off, Kelsey is chased by wolves on a Mexican gameshow, we insult you for how you died.   Did you miss our Twitch stream on Saturday? Never fear, you can see the whole stream on our YouTube channel!   We talked a lot about our favorite fake songs from TV and movies in this one, and we wanted to hook you up with some of our favorites. Please enjoy!   Dr. Zaius...

Kelsey needs a hot tortilla stat, Robert gets kidnapped and abandoned by a wild cabbie, we are entirely baffled by the Now discography. Sonic Spoilers 42:44 - 1:01:00   Don't miss our stream on Twitch this Saturday 2/29 at 2 p.m. Central Time! Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visi...

Robert catches a Parasite on a plane, Kelsey is conflicted about milk, we argue about what qualifies as STUNTS! Parasite Spoilers 34:52 - 37:34 Marriage Story Spoilers 47:23 - 51:47 1917 Spoilers 1:10:34 - 1:17:18 Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twi...

Kelsey relives a grade school panic attack, Robert cultivates his rose garden with the power of 80s ballads, we climb atop the Holiday Pantheon and challenge the Valentine godsona to a duel... of love! Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Inst...

Robert champions the zeitgeist of Phoenix, Kelsey puts some glasses on a fish, we throw down the gauntlet yet again and make a bet on who knows The Oscars better. Click here to fill out your own ballot! Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Ins...

Kelsey gets an only-dessert plate at a trashy buffet, Robert gets a credit card made of solid meteorite, we build the world's worst smoothie and it is enormous. Sunburned Stewie Actual Real Photo of Kelsey Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter | ...

Robert lays down some coyote rules, Kelsey gets deep into some cult classic nature ASMR, we celebrate and criticize the Oscar nominees.   SPOILERS Shutter Island spoilers 1:40 - 1:50, 5:00 - 5:10 The Grudge (2019) spoilers 45:00 - 54:35   Don't miss our Baba Is You stream, available now on YouTube!   Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Cre...

Kelsey is attacked by a Furby with tentacles, Robert does some real human calculus, we postulate on circus peanuts.   Don't miss our Baba Is You stream, available now on YouTube!   Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Instagram | YouTube Hoste...

Robert fights pigs in the woods for 100 years, Kelsey shakes her fist at the Boredom Mafia, we have a meltdown (eh?? eehhhh??) over Nurse Droid.   SPOILERS Knives Out 21:45 - 30:20 Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 30:26 - 38:30 The Mandalorian 38:50 - 46:45 Uncut Gems 54:21 - 58:30   Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Att...

Kelsey is absolutely sure the solution to this puzzle is in the broom closet, Robert knocks on your door with a PlayStation under his arm and a mission in his heart, we make definitive calls on our top five(ish) favorite movies, TV shows, and video games from the past decade.   SPOILERS Breaking Bad season 5, episode 7 43:15 - 43:47 Spider-Man PS4 game spoiler 52:23 - 54:30   Robert's PT playthrou...

Robert learns to scream, Kelsey wallows in a bad haircut, we go deep into the philosophy of happiness.  Polite Millenial tiktok Terrible Peloton commercial Peloton Girl gets a drink Butter Dance   Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Instagram...

Kelsey has a bone to pick about a '54 convertible too (light blue), Robert struggles with not spreading Christmas Poo joy, we give Dallas Bryce Howard the love she deserves. SPOILER WARNINGS 21:42 - 29:30 The Mandalorian 25:20 - 28:02 Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom   Steven Universe Fear   Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Common...

Robert ventures into peachy keen new soda flavors, Kelsey wishes to be crushed under the pressure of so many weighted blankets, we prepare our hearts and minds for Christmas (AND for The Game Awards ). Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Inst...

Kelsey brings a new game to the table, Robert will take one lump of coffee with his sugar, we contemplate the future of smartphone camera capabilities. SPOILER ALERT: 16:45 - 19:55 Mild Frozen II spoilers Accent Expert Shrieking Groundhog Animals in different languages Galaxy S11 specs Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons A...

Robert blubberingly barters Battlefield for Batman, Kelsey suffers a Black Friday retail employee flashback, we get excited over kitchen appliances in a for-real super-definitely not-sponsored segment. We wish you a Merry Gobblin' Season! Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMB...

Kelsey can't even do a front flip on a trambopoline, Robert sucks the steam out of a child to gain its power, we would like movies to be having had happen. Backflips Underwater Ford v Ferrari Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Instagram | Yo...

Robert falls into a pool of reminiscence called Disney+, Kelsey cries big T-Rex tears, we bury our hatchets in regards to the blue abomination. Han Shot First: Macklunkey Watch Primal  on Adult Swim Sonic's Shiny New Trailer Mary Loafman's Accretion Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License...

Kelsey loses shower peace over Sam Raimi, Robert finds a microphone in Captain Big Hair's glorious mane, we grow a mushroom from our piss puddles. Boy howdy do we got a lot of links for you in this one! This episode is best consumed if you have these links at the ready at the corresponding timestamps, or if you've watched them already, OR if you just don't care and want to hear us react to and tal...

Robert delves into the fanciful world of Fantastic Fest , Kelsey has a call to action for listeners, we almost died in a ghost ship Uber. If you guys know a friend who needs a new podcast, or maybe a friend who doesn't know what podcasts are at all, please introduce us! We wanna be YOUR FRIEND!! Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative...

Kelsey focuses all her energy into a magic teddy bear, Robert learns about the fairy laws of equivalent exchange, Mary is a witchy waspmancer, we get into the Hellevator and ride it straight down to witch town. SPOILER WARNING 12:55 - 14:00 Robert somehow managed to work a spoiler for Infinity War into this witchcraft discussion. Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . Thi...

Kelsey uncalmly recounts the calm tale of the calmest astronaut ever to calmly live, Robert's gun falls out of his pants at the children's hospital, we really missed codpasting together. Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Instagram | YouTube...

Robert hits the pub for some fish and chips, Kelsey learns that all roads lead to Rome and then they stop making sense, we get a full body pat-down from the tiny worm TSA. Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License . Visit YMBToAP on  Facebook  |  Twitter |  Instagram | YouTube Hosted on Acas...

Trigger warning: We're talking medical procedures, and we get gross in this one! Kelsey is as empty as the day she was born, Robert the mouthbreather gets a cyborg eye, we have no wisdom in our mouths and no gauze in our noses. Also, no that isn't a swarm of angry bees in the podcast studio, that's Kelsey's neighbor mowing his lawn. Please accept our apology for the noise! SPOILER WARNING IT 2 3:4...

Happy International Podcast Day! We launched a YouTube channel!! Robert is seduced by the shiny chrome of sci-fi, Kelsey dumps on the space baby, we live deliciously in our matchy-matchy headphones. SPOILER TAGS The Walking Dead 32:20 - 36:15 Fear The Walking Dead 36:15 - 37:20 Our theme song is " The Grim Reaper Blows the Horn " by Firage . This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attributi...