The Takeaway Table

You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.

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Jun 29, 2026

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#198 Our WORST and BEST buys in Q1 01.04.2024

We’re four months into 2024: enough time to spend money on what we think are the BEST and WORST buys of Q1, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This.  In this episode, we invite Sophira and Desmond onto the panel to dish out their recent buys: from RM12 phone holders to RM800 Pokemon cards, we’re judging some of their most ridiculous buys of the year (that just started).  Don’t ask so much, sit down f...

#197 How MESSY is life rn? ft Bellywellyjelly and Amanda Chaang 18.03.2024

We’re judging how messy our lives are lately, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. Here’s the Singaporean-Malaysian crossover episode you didn’t ask for, but we’re definitely excited over. In this episode, we sit down with Christabel and Amanda to talk about life’s messes: from getting our tyres stolen to messy sleep schedules, we go from the light side of chaos to the deeper end with the hosts o...

#196 Modern Nostalgia ft. Gabe Bondoc, Jeremy Passion, Jesse Barrera, Albert Posis, and Mcihael Carreon 04.03.2024

We’ve never had so many people on set before, and it was overwhelming in the BEST WAY. If you grew up in the golden YouTube music era, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For this. In this episode, we invited Jesse Barrera, Albert Posis, Jeremy Passion, Gabe Bondoc, and Michael Carreon on the pod to talk about their music careers, “TikTok music”, and the beauty of collaboration among artists. PS/ We may...

#195 We Went To New Zealand for FREE?! 19.02.2024

You heard that right! We were flown to New Zealand on an all expense paid trip and it was hands down one of the most memorable trips we've had! We're bringing you on the ride with us as we recount the shenanigans that went down - from Ming Han almost committing a crime to Ming Yue body slamming an elderly lady, you might wanna sit down for this. 0:00 Intro 0:49 Is Tolkien from New Zealand?...

#194 CNY Traditions: S-Tier to ASS-Tier 05.02.2024

Chinese New Year is around the corner, and we’re committed to ranking some of the best to worst parts of the rowdy festivities.  Doesn’t matter if you’re a fan OR a hater of Chinese New Year, You Might Wanna Sit Down For This.  Don’t ask too much, sit down first. 00:00 Introduction  00:20 CNY wishes 03:13 How we spend CNY  06:50 Ranking CNY festivities 07:31 Do we like Lou Sang?  10:50 House-visit...

#193 We’re judging your 2024 New Year Resolutions 02.02.2024

We do this every year, but this year, we’re being extra judgemental about it.  If you’re as jaded as we are about vision boards and new year resolutions, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. Bringing in Sophira and Vivian to the fold, we talk about some of our very unserious-serious goals in 2024.  Don’t ask too much, sit down first.  00:00 Intro 02:16 ON: New Year Resolutions 03:16 Our 2023 “r...

#192 You Might Wanna Sit Down For This 08.01.2024

We’re back, b*tches. If you’re curious about what happened to Table Talk, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For This Podcast. We’re taking this “new year, new me” agenda seriously, and sitting down to talk about our “must-buys” in 2024 with Caleb and Graeme. Don’t ask too much, sit down first.

#191 On Malaysian progress, Twitter wars and youth in politics with Syed Saddiq 31.07.2023

As state elections draw near, we welcome YB Syed Saddiq back to the table. Tune in to catch up with YB Syed Saddiq and check in on how much things have changed since the last time he sat with us. Today’s takeaway involves debate about the upcoming elections, Twitter wars on politics and discussions about privilege and ongoing progress in Malaysia. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway. Follow...

#190 What We Never Knew About Asthma #BreatheBetter 26.06.2023

We’re back for a very, very, VERY IMPORTANT PSA. If you didn’t already know it, both hosts, Mingyue and Minghan grew up with asthma - which is frankly why we said YES to understanding more about asthma management with Dr Helmy, a consultant lung specialist. According to Asthma Malaysia, approximately 2 million people in Malaysia suffer from asthma where 90% of them are uncontrolled cases. It doesn...

#189 We’re tired of creating content ft Hirzi 20.03.2023

Yeap, you read that title right. In this episode of Table Talk, we sit down with OG content creator, Hirzi, to talk about content creating in the new era. From discussing algorithms, TikTok and short-form content to understanding more about Singaporean vs Malaysian content creators, active resting and future plans - we’re throwing it back a little with the boys in our latest episode. You say, I sa...

#188 Do men care about looking good? ft Wilson Lee 13.03.2023

What makes a man feel confident? Some say it’s how they dress, others say they couldn’t care less, but bro - self grooming needs to be the talk of the year. For men, we think that starts from their HAIR. In this week’s episode of Table Talk, we’ve got Wilson Lee, founder of Venusde, Beaute Library, Curvena and more beauty brands to discuss about men vs confidence. You say, I say, it’s time for the...

#187 ICYMI: The murder of Abby Choi 06.03.2023

TW: Death, murder, and graphic descriptions. It’s all over the news, it’s all over your feeds, and just like you are, we’re just as shell-shocked and disheartened by the ongoing murder case.    The recent death of Hong Kong socialite, Abby Choi, took the news by storm last week, and we’re here to dive into the ongoing case timeline and offer up some of our own theories on the murder moti...

#186 Good Vibes/Bad Vibes Festival? Angry High School Stories and Police Raids 27.02.2023

Ming Han is BACK and the boys are ready for another round of hot takes on the latest local news. This week, we react to news of GVF 2023, students throwing MAD fits in schools and polices pulling the chillest raid we’ve ever seen - we’re all over the place, but hey, it’s local news. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

#185 Friends vs Lovers: Boundaries with your “best friends” 20.02.2023

Can you really be friends with the opposite gender? Do platonic friendships exist? Yes….but also not really.   Join us as we discuss and share our thoughts about it in the latest episode of Table Talk.   You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

#184 Quiet Grab Rides, Overrated Valentines Celebrations and Anthony Loke is the MVP? 13.02.2023

Something’s in the air and it isn’t just love. Tune in to the latest episode of Table Talk as we discuss about the new ‘Quiet Ride’ feature on Grab, Valentine’s Day “traditions”, and the new changes our Minister of Transport have introduced in the last week. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

#183 Hopping on the Bondee Hypetrain, SPM Woes & Song Joong Ki; King of Soft Launching 06.02.2023

You’ve probably heard of it by now - BONDEE seems to be the first ‘IT’ thing of 2023. Why did it blow up? Is it just a scam? We then revisited our SPM does and debated whether we could ace the exams in present time. And we finish off with Song Joong Ki’s announcement on his marriage and pregnancy but did you guys know he’s the King of Soft Launching?

#182 TikTok Drama in SG, Terrifying Murders in MY & Spicy Takes on ‘Pulau’ 23.01.2023

In this week’s episode of Table Talk, we turn up the heat and recap news that have made it to our feeds before the Chinese New Year. We dive into TikTok drama unravelling in our neighbour’s yards, mind-blowing murder cases unfolding in our nation, and discuss about buzz-worthy Malaysian film, ‘PULAU’ with special guest, Dennis Yin. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

#181 Merry Gong Xi, 3P, DISSY & 16 Baris Making History, Who Trespassed Merdeka 118? 16.01.2023

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Gong Xi Fa Cai - in that exact order. Table Talk is BACK with new weekly news debates and discussions about everything happening on your busy feeds. (Kopitiam uncle style)  This week, we have our eyes on: confusing festive messages, WILD WILD WIIILLLD achievements happening in our local creators scene, and the mind-boggling Merdeka 118 tower trespassers tha...

#180 Our 2022 Wrapped Up, Pooping our Pants in Public & What’s Next? 26.12.2022

As 2022 comes to a close, we sit down to reflect on the highs and lows of the year! Join us as we recount the time we (yes, we) pooped in our pants in public, venture into new hobbies and challenges and be excited about growing old. We also share what’s the future of The Takeaway Table so grab a snack and come hang with us!

#179 Jeremy Is Leaving?! Being A Charmander In Life & What’s Next For Him? 19.12.2022

Cue the sad music because we’re saying goodbye to Jeremy, our showrunner who’ll be embarking on his next journey in life! In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane to revisit his first days with us, dig up his colourful childhood (which may or may not involve him being a touring singer) and also get him to share what’s next in life! Join our Community Discord Server! https://discord.gg/thet...

#178 Our Worst Guests & Who Would We Swap Bodies With: The Christmas Exchange Live Pod (ft. Our Takeaway Community) 12.12.2022

Today we have a special episode for you because this podcast was recorded LIVE at The Christmas Exchange, our Christmas event last weekend! In today's podcast, we chat with some of our listeners and past guests, answer the many questions we got and many more! You don't want to miss this joy-filled episode! Join our Community Discord Server! https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable

#177 Making Videos of Making Food? How Kristin Stumbled Upon Her Passion During Covid (ft. Eatwkriss) 05.12.2022

You've probably seen her face somewhere on your Instagram explore page, cooking up some delicious meals, and you've probably thought of making them yourself! Well, she's none other than Kristin from EatwKriss, and today we deep dive a little bit into her life as a content creator, and how she is juggling between her studies and making content! Check out Kristin's recipes on: https://www.instagram....

#175 Is The Malaysian Election System Flawed: How It Works & Electoral Reforms (ft. Danesh Prakash Chacko) 14.11.2022

At times, corruption is blamed as the main problem in politics. However, have you thought about the system itself? In today's episode, we have Danesh from Tindak Malaysia to share with us more about how the system is flawed, why electoral reforms are needed, and our last tips before voting this weekend! Learn more about Tindak Malaysia and get involved with their initiatives! https://www.tindakmal...

#174 Are We Being Distracted? Media Tactics & How To Spot Them This Election Season (ft. Ng Miao Ling) 07.11.2022

As the Malaysian General Elections draw close, we wonder whether we're being manipulated or distracted to see different things in a different light. On today's podcast, we have with us Media Policy Activist Miao Ling to share with us some of the tactics that are used to spread disinformation in Malaysia, and find out how to spot and combat them. Learn more about what Miao Ling does here! Youtube:...

#173 Malaysia’s Election Season: First Time Voters, What To Expect & What To Do 31.10.2022

Will the upcoming elections be your first time voting? In today's episode, we talk all about the upcoming election season and our thoughts going into it. Find out more about what to expect when it's polling day, what our thoughts are of the state of our country and why it matters for us to vote. Join our Community Discord Server! https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable

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