You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Greg Proops (Whose Line Is It Anyway, comedy, Smartest Man in the World podcast) is the perfect guy to make it weird because he's hilarious, smart and has opinions for days. For days!! And he did a voice in Star Wars. C'mon. Please enjoy, weirdos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete! Sklars! Twins!! So much goodness, just get into it already. TOMMY NEED you to get into it. (You'll see). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete talks sex, Chicago, and a whole lotta comedy with his good friend Kyle Kinane. Also, Pete yells "Kinaaaaaaaaaaane!" a lot and you should, too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete sits down with podcast/comedian giant Greg Fitzsimmons for an incredibly hilarious and incredibly useful discussion on anger, honesty, rage, sex, marriage, god, kids, comedy, philosophy and... what else is there? Get into you weirdos!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete sits down and gets real weird real fast with his longtime Chicago buddy Nate Craig with whom (how fancy! "with whom"!) he started standup back in 2001. So they get nostalgic, crispy, weird, all of it. Plus some of the deepest and bittersweet relationship stuff we've had so far. Please enjoy!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

Pete's friend Hannibal Buress (comedy, SNL, 30 Rock) comes by to get weird and hilarious and weirdly hilarious. It's really good. Who reads these intros? Just listen to it you reluctant reading type person! It's great!! #crispy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Holmes (no relation, MTV, A Drink With Dave, comedy) is the greatest. Just one of the funniest and nicest guys you'd ever want to meet AND he lost that MTV VJ competition to that weird Jesse guy! Of course, Pete asks about that and learns that Dave is asked about that on the daily. So, needless to say: weird. Also, lots of sexy sex talk for you sex people out there, getting all sexy. GET CRIS...

Comic giant Paul F. Tompkins comes by to talk about so much more than just his role in There WIll Be Blood, but let's be honest: you can't be in Pete's favorite film and have it NOT come up. Then, comedy. Then, sex. Then who knows. We get weird. WEIRD. And well dressed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete's (also-huge) buddy Steve Agee (Sarah Silverman Program, comedy) comes in to discuss drugs, comedy and the origin of "crispy." I mean. what's better than that? Get into it, weirdos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bill loves to break chops, but as you will see, he is actually one of the nicest guys Pete knows and was someone who was incredibly helpful to Pete in the early stages of his standup career. So, like most episodes, Pete does his best to recreate helpful, funny and wonderful conversations they've had to share with weirdos everywhere. Oh, and the funniest anti-marriage rant that's ever been recorded...

Pete sits down with one of his best fwendz in the world, Emily Gordon, writer/blogger/producer and wife to one of Pete's other best fwendz in the world, Kumail Nanjiani, and breaks just about everything Pete cares about wide open: life, love, the whole deal. It's all in here. Pete says this is his favorite episode (although he admits he shouldn't play favorites) but "fuck it: this is the best." Ge...

CollegeHumor's Jake and Amir go from zero to crispy in under 8 para-seconds. Get into it weirdos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Mande is an internet rascal, comedian and Jew. What? He's Jewish. Why bring that up? Well, Pete and Joe talk about Judaism. That's why. See? Even the description is weird. Imagine what it's like inside... That's right, I consider listening to the podcast to be "inside." This intro, more or a foyer-type area. Get in there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about yo...

Pete sits down with his goofy goof friend Chris D'Elia (Whitney, comedy) to talk about how comedy can be silly, goofy and a third word that means silly or goofy as well as some real deep shit about psychology and crazy comedy thoughts for real. It's VERY crispy in there, weirdos. Be careful. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

Pete sits down with two of his absolute favorite New Yorker cartoonists Matt Diffee and Alex Gregory to discuss hilariously and in depth-edly the intricate and complex world of cartooning. Comedy takes many forms, and this one is one of the weirdest. No sex or God talk here, rather an in-depth look at one of the strangest and most exclusive comedy-worlds Pete feels lucky to have ever infiltrated....

Lexington High School alumni (alumnis?) Pete and Eugene (Bob's Burgers, Delocated, comedy) get weird covering, amongst other things, why you could possibly yell "LEGEND!" at Eugene next time you see him, but probably shouldn't. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The first return guest to make it weird, T.J. clears the weird air surrounding recent Twitter and Dane Cook-y incidents. C'mon, that sounds pretty weird, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the first episode where Pete pre-interviewed the guest's wife as to what weird things to ask. Does it get weird? Is Nick's last name Thune? (yes!!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What could be weirder than having What The Fuck sit down with What The Heck? Do you really need a description? You're still reading this, so okay. "The incredible host of WTF sits down to make it weird. The only question is: will he say "keep it crispy" at the end?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s weirder than Nick Kroll telling Pete his laugh is the absolute worst? Let’s just say Pete calls Nick a son-of-a-bitch like 40 times. And “vaginas dentata” is mentioned, if that’s a thing. And comedy, sex and God. Oh, and candy bars and growing up pretty well off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony Jeselnik (Comedy Central Presents, Comedy Central Roasts, CD "Shakespeare") is Anthony Jeselnik ALL THE TIME. This episode is a delightful and oddly honest and weird conversation about EGO (Pete and Anthony discuss at length their egos and the importance of a performers ego), confidence, voice, persona, weed, traveling first class, likability, and of course sex and God. Plus a bonus track...

One of the funniest, quickest and most pick-up-huggable comedians ever gets super weird with his buddy Pete getting into blackout drinking, being older than he looks, Best Week Ever and the ethical conflict behind doing Last Comic Standing. Plus another standup track from Pete's UCB NY recordings (the never-released standup CD). CRISPY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn mo...

Fans of Family Guy and people curious about television writing, hilarious tweets and the usual weirdnesses of YMIW are in for a treat: Alec Sulkin is a writer for FG, a huge, hilarious twitter monster and a wonderful guest to delve into sex, God and comedy with. It's definitely crispy. Like, for real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

Oh man. This is a weird one. Pete asks Sarah Silverman if she "tells herself she's a good person" and, I mean, that's in like the first minute. What more weirdness do you want?! How about Sarah talking about losing her virginity. I mean, this is all in under the four minute mark. Or new euphemisms for masturbation. Pete also overshares his virginity story and calls the Old Testament "your half of...

Pete gets weird with one of his favorite comedians who, amongst other weirdnesses, is a delightful breath of God-believing fresh air. It's super crispy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices