You Have Offended This Podcast

Real life got in the way this week so we're a bit late on the release - apologies for that, but here's parts one and two, together at last! Enjoy all the murderous mayhem that results from a crazed, blind monk avenging his students with his signature weapon, the Flying Guillotine! This is a classic that has influenced many other films, so check it out and see what you think! And, hey, leave us a r...

This is a hold-over release as may real jobs got in the way of doing the edit on our Master of the Flying Guillotine episode. That will be done very soon, but until then, please enjoy our previously for-patrons-only podcast (our Partial Arts series) covering True Romance! If you become a patron, these will come out every so often AND if enough people become patrons, we will do these regularly! Mas...

Steven Seagal wrote this movie. I'll say that again: Steven Seagal wrote this movie. The things we can tell from this fact are as follows: Steven Seagal believes women are prostitutes or stupid...or both...but they all want to fuck him. Steven Seagal thinks he's a genius. Allow us to be clear - he is not a genius. This is the worst movie we have done in three seasons of the podcast and, we're conf...

Steven Seagal wrote this movie. I'll say that again: Steven Seagal wrote this movie. The things we can tell from this fact are as follows: Steven Seagal believes women are prostitutes or stupid...or both...but they all want to fuck him. Steven Seagal thinks he's a genius. Allow us to be clear - he is not a genius. This is the worst movie we have done in three seasons of the podcast and, we're conf...

Steven Seagal wrote this movie. I'll say that again: Steven Seagal wrote this movie. The things we can tell from this fact are as follows: Steven Seagal believes women are prostitutes or stupid...or both...but they all want to fuck him. Steven Seagal thinks he's a genius. Allow us to be clear - he is not a genius. This is the worst movie we have done in three seasons of the podcast and, we're conf...

Steven Seagal wrote this movie. I'll say that again: Steven Seagal wrote this movie. The things we can tell from this fact are as follows: Steven Seagal believes women are prostitutes or stupid...or both...but they all want to fuck him. Steven Seagal thinks he's a genius. Allow us to be clear - he is not a genius. This is the worst movie we have done in three seasons of the podcast and, we're conf...

Steven Seagal wrote this movie. I'll say that again: Steven Seagal wrote this movie. The things we can tell from this fact are as follows: Steven Seagal believes women are prostitutes or stupid...or both...but they all want to fuck him. Steven Seagal thinks he's a genius. Allow us to be clear - he is not a genius. This is the worst movie we have done in three seasons of the podcast and, we're conf...

Teacher, murdered. School, attacked. Chen must take matters into his own Fist of Fury to find out the truth about what is happening with that Japanese school across the way. Ass kickings commence and they just don't stop until the mystery is unraveled! Hey, take a look at patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and see if you'd like to become a supporter! You get to help create the entertainment th...

Teacher, murdered. School, attacked. Chen must take matters into his own Fist of Fury to find out the truth about what is happening with that Japanese school across the way. Ass kickings commence and they just don't stop until the mystery is unraveled! Hey, take a look at patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and see if you'd like to become a supporter! You get to help create the entertainment th...

Teacher, murdered. School, attacked. Chen must take matters into his own Fist of Fury to find out the truth about what is happening with that Japanese school across the way. Ass kickings commence and they just don't stop until the mystery is unraveled! Hey, take a look at patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and see if you'd like to become a supporter! You get to help create the entertainment th...

Teacher, murdered. School, attacked. Chen must take matters into his own Fist of Fury to find out the truth about what is happening with that Japanese school across the way. Ass kickings commence and they just don't stop until the mystery is unraveled! Hey, take a look at patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and see if you'd like to become a supporter! You get to help create the entertainment th...

Teacher, murdered. School, attacked. Chen must take matters into his own Fist of Fury to find out the truth about what is happening with that Japanese school across the way. Ass kickings commence and they just don't stop until the mystery is unraveled! Hey, take a look at patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and see if you'd like to become a supporter! You get to help create the entertainment th...

This week on our award-winning podcast* we talk through the Chuck Norris classic The Octagon! There are ninjas and mercenary training camps and friggin' Lee Van Cleef! I know! Hey, think about hopping over to www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and becoming a supporter of our show. If you actually pay for the content you most enjoy, then we get to make more of it! There are levels starting...

This week on our award-winning podcast* we talk through the Chuck Norris classic The Octagon! There are ninjas and mercenary training camps and friggin' Lee Van Cleef! I know! Hey, think about hopping over to www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and becoming a supporter of our show. If you actually pay for the content you most enjoy, then we get to make more of it! There are levels starting...

This week on our award-winning podcast* we talk through the Chuck Norris classic The Octagon! There are ninjas and mercenary training camps and friggin' Lee Van Cleef! I know! Hey, think about hopping over to www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and becoming a supporter of our show. If you actually pay for the content you most enjoy, then we get to make more of it! There are levels starting...

This week on our award-winning podcast* we talk through the Chuck Norris classic The Octagon! There are ninjas and mercenary training camps and friggin' Lee Van Cleef! I know! Hey, think about hopping over to www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and becoming a supporter of our show. If you actually pay for the content you most enjoy, then we get to make more of it! There are levels starting...

This week on our award-winning podcast* we talk through the Chuck Norris classic The Octagon! There are ninjas and mercenary training camps and friggin' Lee Van Cleef! I know! Hey, think about hopping over to www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and becoming a supporter of our show. If you actually pay for the content you most enjoy, then we get to make more of it! There are levels starting...

We take you through this 2001 sci-fi, martial arts flick starring Jet Li murdering his doppelgangers in alternate versions of a multiverse and harnessing their power to become The One! There's early Statham, Delroy Lindo, and Carla Gugino rounding out a damn fine cast plus some...of-the-time CGI effects that, perhaps don't make the movie better. Check this out for a fun ride and take a look at the...

We take you through this 2001 sci-fi, martial arts flick starring Jet Li murdering his doppelgangers in alternate versions of a multiverse and harnessing their power to become The One! There's early Statham, Delroy Lindo, and Carla Gugino rounding out a damn fine cast plus some...of-the-time CGI effects that, perhaps don't make the movie better. Check this out for a fun ride and take a look at the...

We take you through this 2001 sci-fi, martial arts flick starring Jet Li murdering his doppelgangers in alternate versions of a multiverse and harnessing their power to become The One! There's early Statham, Delroy Lindo, and Carla Gugino rounding out a damn fine cast plus some...of-the-time CGI effects that, perhaps don't make the movie better. Check this out for a fun ride and take a look at the...

We take you through this 2001 sci-fi, martial arts flick starring Jet Li murdering his doppelgangers in alternate versions of a multiverse and harnessing their power to become The One! There's early Statham, Delroy Lindo, and Carla Gugino rounding out a damn fine cast plus some...of-the-time CGI effects that, perhaps don't make the movie better. Check this out for a fun ride and take a look at the...

We take you through this 2001 sci-fi, martial arts flick starring Jet Li murdering his doppelgangers in alternate versions of a multiverse and harnessing their power to become The One! There's early Statham, Delroy Lindo, and Carla Gugino rounding out a damn fine cast plus some...of-the-time CGI effects that, perhaps don't make the movie better. Check this out for a fun ride and take a look at the...

We're taking a week off for the holidays but we thought we'd release a lost episode for everyone to hear! This one went among the missing for a while but was located, finally, and for a special holiday treat, enjoy "Bruce" Leroy Green, Sho-Nuff the Shogun of Harlem, and a group of super fun characters in this flick that in 1985 was one of the coolest movies out there! So grab yourself a slice of D...

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! Enjoy the entire podcast, all together, like it is supposed to be! If you were a patron, you'd get it like this every week, except without the little pitch to get your patronage! Hit up patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and become a supporter of the pod and a producer! You get to help make the content you enjoy the most! Seriously though, th...

New York Ninja is astonishing. The amount of comedy here is off the chain. Many many thanks to the Vinegar Syndrome crew for restoring this film and getting it out to the public. Seriously, find this movie, go see it. Buy it. Buy another copy for a friend. Do your part for the preservation of martial arts hilarity. Love, Chad and Mike Also, go check patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and becom...