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Dark romance girlies, gather 'round. Today we have a take of Gothic proportions. Fallen angels, haunted colleges, and some weird colonization shit because of course there is. From Klaus Michaelson being a concerning fuckboy to Magneto's angel of the lord schtick, there's a lot to worry about in today's show. Let's jump on in to Today's modern recommendation is Nosferatu (20...

Oooooooh boy, we're back in the Spellman house after Aunt Hilda got married and moved away and Aunt Zelda... turned into an 8 y/o? Either way, we've got adult Sabrina the Teenage Witch working her way through the music industry. Ashanti, Avril Lavigne, and some insanely racist fictional artists for some reason. We got it all this season as Sabrina races her way down the aisle to marry the...

The only good thing about this season is being graced by the vampiric charisma of Sisqó, aka the artist behind the thong song. Not even Punky Brewster could save this one. We got exactly one Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody to open this season of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and it's all downhill from there. I don't know, man. Today's modern recommendation is North of North. Featuring Alex...

Let's go college years! Sabrina got into her dream school and is now fighting the fight of fitting in all over again. We've got the Clueless bimbo RA, the conspiracy theorist in the attic, and Punky Brewster. She's just there. And the best part of this whole season tbh. Today's modern recommendation is Leverage: Redemption. Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat https://www....

It's senior year for Sabrina and the gang. Join us as she takes on her first mentorship, meets a witch hunter, and has her third emotional affair of the series. It's a wild time at Westbridge High. Today's modern recommendation is Matlock (2024). Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Merlin the cat. https://www.eff.org/ Please take the time to check in with the Electronic Frontier Foundation...

Happy May Day! We interrupt your regularly scheduled Sabrina for a B-movie. Unfortunately, Sabrina Down Under is no longer available on streaming or less savory means of watching, so we decided to check out something totally different. Join us for chills, thrills, and kills at the hand of... a nerdy blonde chick with sugar daddy Satan. We were 90% sure this was a porno until we got to the end, hon...

As the rite of passage most teens go through, it's time for Sabrina to get her license. Her witches license. Join us as her many exciting cousins from the literal black sheep of the family to Sheryl Lee Ralph give her clues to solve the family secret. Because I guess pictographs is how licensing works. There's also evil twins. Today's modern recommendation is Beyond the Gates. Featurin...

And now time for something a little different. In today's Sabrina discussion we go all in on Sabrina in Rome, the TV movie event following our favorite teen witch on a mission to save her aunt lost in time! If we're being real, it's a short little adventure with not much to say beyond their use of Madonna, but that just means we had a little fun padding the runtime <3 Today's mo...

BEWITCHED (2005) IS AN INSPIRED MASTERPIECE AND NONE OF YOU WHO TANKED IT'S RATING DESERVE IT. Anyone who denies the inspired casting that is Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman as romantic leads is without joy in their life. Rediscover what it means to feel whimsy and give this delight of a second try. Do it for Samantha. Today's modern recommendation is Abigail (2024). https://www.eff.org/ Pl...

Get your pencils ready, we've got a witch of a season to study! While Sabrina gets ready for her witches license, we're enjoying the jumpscare cameos abound. With the return of Donald Faison and more Nickelodeon alumni like Kenan and Kel, we've got a full season of laughs and surprising chemistry making up wish for more. Dashiell will be avenged. Today's modern recommendation is Th...

Get your fingers pointed, it's time to discuss Sabrina the Teenage Witch! We get all into the messy, awkward fun that is season 1 with the stunning chaos of Penn and Teller, the whimsical styling of the late 90's, and the wildly inappropriate relationships peppered all around. Today's modern recommendation is Biz Barclay and Korriban Alumni Books videos on the Dollanganger series by V....

It's Bo's birthday week! We gather together with The Unknowable Guest to discuss the (sorta) feel gold classic, Practical Magic. We're got Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock as the best of sisters, generational curses turned demonic DV, and Dr. Kovac seems to be on a bad streak. Keep those midnight margaritas close. We've got a lot going on, witches. Today's modern recommendation...

We're back and it's time to get into a little bit of witchy business. Everyone knows the classic Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but have you ever heard of Elvira's failed sitcom from three years earlier? We look into the original TV movie and Elvira's pilot and see how credible we think the claims are that Sabrina copied her homework. Today's modern recommendation is Wicked (2024)....

Season 3 premiers January 23rd, 2025. Join your hosts, Rat and Bo, as they delve into the dark arts that is that 90's witchcraft. From Sabrina the Teenage Witch to Eastwick, these Charmed Little Witches are going over all the fun you can get up to when you're Bewitched. Narration by Gareth Heathcote. Music: "Gone Beyond" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commo...

As another season ends, it's time to look back at the shows we've enjoyed(?) over the last year. From Star Trek to Sam Raimi, we went all across the sci-fi genre. It's time for us to see who left the best impression after it all. Who had the eeriest prediction about the future? What were the most jarring cameos? Who served the most cunt? It's all loaded up for you in the first annu...

Lions, tigers, and bears. Oh my! Season 2 of Dark Angel seems to have exploded in scope and yet how much really changed? It's not like they predicted every major sociopolitical upheaval of the last 5 years. Oh, wait, they did. Strap in, folks, for the ride of a lifetime as Jessica Alba and Jensen Ackles take us for a wild ride through a Seattle so dystopian it feels like home. Today's mode...

The Unknowable Guest returns as we revisit the Y2K classic that Apollo seems to have used for target practice. Let's get into the show that predicted most major disasters of the next 20+ years of America and inspired fandoms obsession with getting Jensen Ackles pregnant. We're getting into all the gritty details of the show that propelled Jessica Alba into stardom, Dark Angel. Today's...

You ever step into a bookstore and find something fun to read and quickly realize it's Reylo fanfiction? Get ready for the TV equivalent as we get into this messy, out of order Doctor Who movie rip-off starring Smart Sexy Dr. Lady and a cardboard cut-out of the idea of man. They have to save the world as the Master and his T-1000 try to stop them with the power of Matrix cosplay. Some days I r...

The Matrix is a great movie. We have so much to discuss. Let's begin. Featuring Alex Baxter Scott as Agent Smith https://linktr.ee/projectwatermelon https://www.palestineis.org/learn Music: "Ghostpocalypse - 1 Departure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Ghostpocalypse - 2 The Cal...

The final episode of our Deep Space Nine retrospective is here. It's Star Trek at it's most bittersweet. Join us to say goodbye to Benjamin Sisko and his crew, along with the enemies we made along the way. From Gul Dukat's cult leader finale to Odo's ultimate soup fate, we're getting into it all. Featuring Alex Baxter Scott. Today's modern recommendation is Cunk on Earth. h...

It's the season for romance and tragedy, so booktok girlies to the front! Klingon romance, sexy evil bisexuals, and a surprise appearance from Gabrielle Union feature on today's episode. And don't forget about when the transed Quark's gender. Today's modern recommendation is My Adventures with Superman. https://linktr.ee/projectwatermelon https://www.palestineis.org/learn Music...

Everything happens so much. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is Murphy's Law in motion and so is this episode. We return to Odo's less than solid storyline as the Dominion War wages on and our equipment tries to censor us. Let's try and get through the torrid love affair of Worf and Jadzia, Julian Bashir's narrative shaking reveal, and get down to the brass tax on Odo's complicity wi...

It's a blast from the past! Today we're talking about the 2007 reboot of The Bionic Woman. Jaime Sommers is a 24 year old bartender raising her little sister, Lucy Hale of Pretty Little Liars infamy, while she dates a college professor. When they're in a freak accident, his only option to save her is turn her into a bionic woman. We've got red flags, toxic lesbians, and Katie Sacko...

We've made it to the halfway point with Deep Space Nine and we're in prime Star Trek territory. We've got Tony Todd breaking out hearts, they've treated us to the most sapphic incarnation of Jadzia Dax there is, and our main man Worf has joined the cast! Get your tissues ready cuz this season isn't pulling punches. Today's modern recommendation is The Librarians (2014). htt...

The writers room really took a hit from the god of prophecy this season. Between predicting the problems with inappropriate AI use and the political state of America in 2024 via-a-vis the Bell Riots, it's a little weird. We also get the introduction of the iconic triple threat that is Jeffrey Combs tenure on Deep Space Nine. All that and more as we dive into another season of Star Trek! Today&...