YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out - Season Five

  There are upstanding Conservatives, staunch Republicans, proud “Never Trumpers” or perhaps we should say; “Never Again, Trumpers” and they’re hurting.   They lay their weary anti-woke heads on their pillows at night and dream of Nikki Haley being inaugurated as president on January 20th 2025.    Now, gosh, we're sorry to pop your right-wing patriotic bubble… but we're afraid that the F...

Well this is a tough one.  This episode went sideways. If we tell you how, we will be accused of rampant spoiler alert. So, press play, and and listen carefully as your 9th favorite podcast loses complete control of the run of show.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

In the United States of America, the law and order party currently has a law and order problem.  Looks like the Republican nominee for president is wanted on 91 felony counts in four states. Simultaneously his businesses are in civil court in New York, losing on fraud and financial misdoings charges, just like his charities and his um, University. There are so many misdoings a foot that our boy Do...

2022 What a year!  Fugetaboudit.  Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on!  You can do it.  We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two!  We're gonna miss you guys! We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

Matt was on assignment in the US and guest host Mio Adilman booked a big one!  God makes his second appearance on Yes We Canada for an  in depth interview on the Presidential field for 2024, living voters voting for dead candidates,  Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a few never before heard insights into the Jewish religion from someone who oughta know... the big guy, himself, opens up in this ex...

In the US there are seven words you can't say on television.  Well, in Canada there are 106 words you can't say in Parliament.  No shit! Nope, shit is one of them.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right?  No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right?  The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like big spending right? Tucker Carlson, George Soros...

Wokies and Wokettes, Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God.   He's been listening to YouTube clips of  Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and  Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God.  In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

Progressives, I read books about Mike Pence so you don’t have to…  You’re welcome. You see Mike was your vice president for four years.  You may not have noticed him, he was usually sitting ever slightly behind President Donald J. Trump’s right shoulder, staring beatifically off into the middle distance, his brow slightly furrowed, his expression one of deep admiration as his leader spoke, and tol...

The Canadian Military is in the midst of a  full blown sexual  misconduct crisis.  It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening?  Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit against the Government of Canada alleging sexual misconduct, sexua...

Deplorables… you have now become …delusionals.  When you had a tough time selling the triumvirate attack of Antifa / Black Lives Matter / FBI on the Capitol, you pivoted to your “normal tourist visit” narrative which also turned out to be troublesome because of the avalanche of video showing your  Trump clad " tourists" beating cops like blood thirsty barbarians. So, you pivoted yet agai...

Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too.  You're not so special.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

Americans!  Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two.  Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trump merch.  Wow a lot of BS to unpack there, no? And that’s not a...

The British Columbians are masters at running “pirate economies”. Centuries before the current BC Bud enterprise was launched, the fur trade was a huge part of the BC economy when the Europeans arrived in the home of the First Nations with lots of arrogant ambition and a buffet of epidemics. That was followed by a few slightly sleazy gold rushes and then some pretty dedicated exploitation of the J...

  In Canada we have ten “provinces”.  Think about the difference between States and Provinces.  If you are “stately” it means you are elegant, distinguished, imperial even.  If you are “provincial”, you are local, unsophisticated, as y’all say in the States, “a goddamn hick”. That does not apply in Canada. In our country, provinces have much more autonomy than states do in the US. Health care, edu...

After you immigrate from the US, we are determined to find you a place to live in Canada.  On today's episode we explore Saskatchewan where they have been social distancing for the past 150 years and Manitoba. Friendly,  Manitoba, eh? We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

We built this podcast for progressives who want to immigrate to Canada.  But then your child idiot president legally lost the election in November.  Joey Biden moved into the people's house and turned out to be much more progressive than we ever thought!  Who knew?  Why would progressive want to leave the US now?  You got the keys to the candy store!  Well that's all fine and dandy but w...

You will learn about Canada's two tiniest provinces, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia.  And bonus, you will also learn how to do the famous "Inhalation Affirmation". Your life will be transformed! We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

The 16th largest Island in the world is on the east coast of Canada.  And you can immigrate there, but before you do, you'll have to be "screeched in". This episode will explain it all.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

What do you think the New Brunswick press called a doll house collecting, disco dancing, 'committed bachelor' premier in the 1970’s?   Yep, they called him: “flamboyant”.  Richard Hatfield, former potato chip salesman, lawyer and chemist who ran the province for 17 years, is front and centre in a  story like no other.  I’ll be at Studio 54 if you need to reach me.  We love hearing from y...

We dive deep into Cali-anada,  the much discussed movement for California cede statehood with the  US and join Canada as our eleventh province.  Well, it is a ‘much discussed’ movement on this show, but, probably, nowhere else.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

In Canada, we are a modest people and when huge international celebrity hits, it is very difficult to process with humility. I speak from personal experience:   We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zimbel@gmail.com Support the show

Over the past 20 years roughly 235,000 new immigrants arrive in Canada every year. The current Liberal government has upped immigration levels to 300,000 people per year.  Covid 19 isn't  helping them get to that number but the intent is there.  There’s a lot of criteria to get by the bureaucrat bouncer at the Canadian immigration rope line,   but if you’re between 18 and 54, language is an i...

This episode is about sex. Well, sex and love.  Because in Canada if you'renot in love, you don’t have sex. … We are a polite people.  I mean we don’t have casual sex in Canada, sex here is formal.  We fall in love, then we make love, that’s the way it rolls up here. We also sometimes tell the truth in podcasts.  Sometimes. We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email Matt.zi...

  Up here in Canada, we’re not worried that someone will shoot us in a fit of road rage if we give 'em the finger after they cut us off while driving. We’re polite, we don’t give people the finger.  Road rage Canadian style is more …like this:   “go…after you, no, no I insist, please, really, I couldn’t, go! you fuckin’ asshole!    In fact, our whole system of measurement is different than yo...