YES, MOM! We're still active.

In this episode the brothers laugh about food storage and why we have it and how we should use it. And they shame Tom for not using his properly. And they shame Aaron for even being on this episode.

In this episode the brothers laugh about the story of the rich kid that was almost willing to do whatever the Lord asked of him. Almost.

In this episode, the brothers laugh about people who go above and beyond in their callings, including the angel that visited Alma the younger

The brothers laugh as they ask, "What if there was a secret labor union negotiating all the changes we're seeing in the church?" Which is a funny idea, if you don't think too hard about it.

In this episode, the brothers laugh about the evolution of seminary and how kids in Utah have it so easy

The brothers laugh as they discuss the biggest murder mystery in The Book of Mormon. And tie it all up with a simple testimony about the importance of LISTENING TO THE PROPHET.

The brothers laugh as they discuss some of the worst parent ideas that blew up in their faces and they find hope in the latest words from President Uchtdorf (No German accents Aaron!)

The brothers laugh as they discuss the sequel to Ammon Wick. This time, he’s up against King Lamoni’s evil father. Will he survive? (We’re talking about Lamoni’s dad, not Ammon Wick.)

The brothers laugh as they discuss church musicals and participating in a humiliating stake roadshow competition back in the 80s

The brothers laugh as they discuss what happens when a pig farmer that finds out some guy from Nazareth (Jesus) cast a legion of demons into your herd of swine.

The brothers laugh as they uncover the greatest scandal in the history of the Cub Scout's Pinewood Derby. Oh, and they talk about other Scout stuff as well.

The brothers laugh as they discuss the faith of the brother of Jared and what it takes to make rocks glow and boats not leak.

The brothers laugh as they compare Ammon's sudden and unexpected violence against the Lamanite sheep scatterers to the legend of John Wick. Or so they've heard (they don't watch R-Rated movies).

"Wait, anyone can say anything in sacrament meetings on the first Sunday of the month?" Listen to the brothers discuss fast and testimony meetings in the church and how listening to members talk about their stories can strengthen your spirit. 

The brothers laugh as they compare Abinadi going undercover and getting caught to how they used to go "Sneakin" at night in Mississippi. The two are surprising similar and both are unexpectedly funny (at least to us they are).

The brothers discuss life with parents selling Amway and how the plan of salvation, when drawn out, resembles a multi-level marketing/pyramid scheme. 

The brothers laugh about growing up in the deep south, how having a less-active father helped them become firm in their faith and the most bizarre youth temple trip they ever experienced.

The brothers discuss the evolution of the word of wisdom from back when Jesus and dinosaurs roamed the earth all the way to when our Catholic grandfather tricked us into drinking alcohol.

In this episode, the brothers laugh about some of the ward parties they attended in Alaska and California and what makes them good or not good.

In this episode, the brothers laugh about the appropriate wardrobe for attending sacrament meetings and whether or not basketball courts are needed in the church.

The brothers laugh as they discuss a possible backstory in the book of Mark about the group of people that ripped open the roof to lower the man with palsy down to be healed by the Savior. It was a miracle sure, but what happened when dad got home and saw that giant hole in the roof?

The brothers discuss Nephi’s interaction with Laban and the spirit. And they laugh about whether or not Nephi took it too far by cutting Laban’s head off and wearing his clothes. Sure, the spirit helped him understand WHY Laban should die, but did his death have to be so violent? Who does Nephi think he is, the Highlander?

The brothers discuss some of the more bizarre songs we still sing in primary, the songs they loved and hated growing up in the church, as well as some of the songs they were taught and still remember even though they were never sanctioned by the primary president or church.