Yeah, We Said It

Yes, a year has passed since you heard from us. Yes, this episode is long and chaotic. Yes, we recorded the day AFTER the tournament started. And? Gurl, just listen!

1:15- Sabalenka wins her first major singles’ major 5:30- Who can bring the consistency on the WTA? 7:35- Perpetual Quarter-finalist Pegula? 10:30- Vika gets back to the semifinals in Australia for the first time in a decade! 14:52- Donnelle brought up Pliskova, y’all. 15:48- Ostapenko rising?? 17:57- Andreescu just…gurl… 20:00- Coco, it coulda been you, niece! 21:00- Raducanu overpunched. Period....

Tomorrow's episode is not promised. We're running down the 2023 Australian Open draws. Friend to the show, Anthony, is back with us yet again. We have fun.

Wimbledon 2022 is almost here! So much is happening all at-once, but we got you covered! Joining us is our longtime friend Leon (@Ghetto_Rapunzel)! 1:51- News & Updates -Career retirements -Natela Dzalamidze said she getting her check! -The ATP wants to try off-court coaching 20:47- Wimbledon Ladies' Draw rundown 58:30- Wimbledon Men's Draw rundown 1:33:50- Power Rankings

We late. The 2022 French Open already started. And?

We just couldn't let our thoughts on Novak's deportation go unheard...we HAD to say it!

We byke! It ain't perfect, but it's here. @Brillianthony joins us once again! We discuss news concerning Juan Martin del Potro, Chris Evert, and more! We also rundown the Men's and Women's Australian Open draws. *** We discussed, in-depth, the Novak Djokovic situation, but we experienced some sound issues during this portion of the show (unbeknownst to us). Sorry, but that entire section is gone....

It's time for the 2021 US Open! It's been a rough season for almost every player, so hopefully your fave made it to NYC. 2:05- News & Updates 7:54- Women's US Open draw rundown 24:29- Men's US Open draw rundown 44:40- Power Rankings  

Short, sweet, and to the point-- our Toyko Olympics tennis preview!

Some (funny) news, and our draw breakdowns. Y'all love it. WIMBLEDON! We missed you, sis!   1:29- The French Open is the worst. Wbk. 2:15- Yana Sizikova got arrested. 3:26- Bianca Andreescu makes team changes. 4:17- Dayana Yastremska can play tennis again. 5:14- PTPA news 13:24- Dr. Katarina Pijetlovic and her messy tweets 20:02- Our beatdowns of, matches of, and best-dressed of the 2021 French Op...

It's been a minute, but we finally decided to do our (second) job. Hasn't been that long since the last French Open, but here we are again! We run down both brackets...you know how we do! Enjoy, and we'll be back soon!   3:08- Naomi Osaka is NOT seeing it for the press this French Open, and they're not seeing her at all. 9:57- Shoutouts to... 10:45- Ladies' Draw rundown 43:19- Men's Draw rundown 1...

We're back for our pre-Australian Open 2021 episode! Joining us, once again, is our Army OG @brillianthony! A lil' news, a lil' shade, a lot of laughs! Get into it!   1:58- Sam Querrey...lettuce discuss! 21:17- Kei Nishikori's major life changes 21:45- Lucas Pouille and his wife have a baby! 21:52- Hyeon Chung...mannnnnnn 22:13- Our thoughts are with Laura Robson 23:00- Dayana Yastremska... 27:27-...

Here's a quickie to open our 4th season! The 2021 tennis season is a-go...sort of. We saw Sabalenka, de Minaur, and Hurkacz all win to open the season...but everyone has been quarantined since. However, even in the absence of competition, tennis players have continued making headlines by showing their privilege over and over and over again. We're gonna talk about it!   1:40- Svitolina and Monfils...

What? Y'all thought we were going to end 2020 without a word?? Well you almost had it right tbh. But we figured a five-month layoff was too long (ahem, Serena), so here's a year-ending episode to ease you into this very peculiar holiday season. We talk about everything our minds could think of but, hey, it's been a while.   3:26- Novak Djokovic hits tennis balls AND linespeople 12:15- Has anyone h...

We said...a lot! Joining us again is our friend, @brillianthony. The 2020 US Open starts on Monday. You ready?   News & Updates: -4:49- Mariano Puerta admits to lying during his 2005 arbitration -5:36- Donna Vekic pairs with Sam Sumyk -6:26- DelPo has yet ANOTHER surgery :(( -6:58- The Bryan Brothers have officially retired -10:49- Vasek Pospisil and the newly created "Professional Tennis Play...

Professional tennis is back, and so are we! Joined by our great friend, Andy (@landyklk), there is a TON to discuss! Get into it!   -1:28- News (Like...a lot of news) -1:28- Esther Vergeer's health announcement -2:06- Juan Martín del Potro's health update -3:42- Robert Farah has his provisional ban lifted -4:32- Roger Federer's health update -7:18- Kevin Anderson also had surgery -8:12- The Doper...

It's for real, for real 2020. HOW?! While we all adjust, we're here with all the news you need in order to get caught right up, as well as our 2020 Aussie Open predictions. Joined by our special guest, Anthony, yeah, we said that shit!   0:00- 11:26- A lil taste of our typical pre-show chat 14:08- Coaching changes 15:04- New ATP Board stuff 15:43- Anna-Lena Groenefeld retires 16:34- Robert Farah t...

It's Thanksgiving week...why tf is the tennis season JUST coming to an end?? Here's our year-end wrap up for 2019, and we'll say bye until the start of the 2020 season...roughly five weeks away. Chillay.   1:51- News & Updates 1:51- Jelena Ostapenko has a new coach! 3:16- Kei Nishikori does not have a new coach, and got rid of one of his old ones 4:51- Sascha Bajin drops Kiki Mladenovic like a...

Lots of news and even more results comprise our latest episode! The Asian swing is actually interesting this year, so let's talk about it!   News & Updates: -1:38- Damian Steiner fired -3:25- Sloane Stephens and Madison Keys elected to WTA Player Council -3:52- Mike Bryan's super inappropriate on-court behavior and fine -6:13- Borna Coric has split with Piatti Tennis Center -7:20- WTA Comeback...

Our first recap episode comes with a side of gloom, but that's okay. We professional. Hopefully we hit on what you want to hear! Sit down and listen up!   1:58- News & Updates -1:58- Karen Khachanov shuts down his 2019 season -3:30- Kevin Anderson also ends his 2019 season 4:40- Will Vika Azarenka ever truly regain her singles form? 8:03- Sloane...gurl... 10:27- Garbiñe wya? 16:12- Angelique K...

It's time for the final major tournament of the 2019 season-- the electric (and problematic) United States Open! We're joined by our longtime friend Bri to discuss everything going on in the game at the moment, and share our thoughts on the US Open draws! You may hear Bri’s dog, Roxy, every and then. We love our fur babies! Thanks for listening, and enjoy! 1:21- News & Updates -1:21- US Open b...

We're back to share our late ass thoughts on Wimbledon 2019 as well as who we think will rule in Toronto and Montreal. US Open Series is in full swing! Let's gooooo   1:48- Our thoughts on Wimbledon 2019 9:32- News & Updates 22:46- Toronto Ladies' Draw 35:46- Montreal Men's Draw 50:33- Power Rankings   Yeah, We Said It Twitter Cedric's Twitter Donnelle's Twitter   Music by:  poolboi blu

It's Middle Sunday at Wimbledon! There's no on-court action, but we're still serving up the facts over here! Joined today by our great friend Andy, we've really said it all! Strap in...this is a good one! 1:00- Bernard Tomic fined (again) 4:09- Ladies' Fourth Round match-ups 27:55- Gentlemen's Fourth Round match-ups 54:13- SerAndy (MurRena?) making history 56:14- Best dressed/best match so far/ di...

Bringing you the pre-Wimbledon 411 and both Ladies' & Gentlemen's Draw breakdowns. Isn't the grass so pretty?

How did your fave fare this French Open? The clay season has come to an end and, while some things changed, many other things remained the same. We break it all down for you!