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Instead of one show this week, we give you FOUR! This is a preview of our Patreon shows, which you can enjoy for as low as $1/month (but $2 would be cool, too).

Make sure you eat before or during this episode. We don’t need any incidents resulting from our chat about hangriness. Hear our hosts experiences and often questionable reactions. Ever experienced a hangry situation? What’s your favorite minced oath? Is it okay if we take a break?

This week we welcome Richard to find out all about his time as a party Elmo. We talk about characters, spokespeople, and the craft of mascotting. Marissa is still obsessed with MILF Manor, Pete is having a bad day, and Richard pretty much rules. What product mascot would you change? Have you been a mascot? […]

Short title, long episode. This week Pete takes a bite out of liberal America’s favorite candy coated chocolates, outlining their history, varieties, controversy, and essence. Also hear about Marissa’s Valentine’s dinner, Pete the plumber, and the idea of warmer weather. Do food mascots get you horny? Have you eaten UK Smarties? What’s your favorite variety […]

This episode is fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Marissa digs into spontaneous human combustion, which sounds scary, but Pete strikes first with a terrifying-to-Marissa icebreaker! We keep it casual, so grab a coffee. What would be a great giant animal from the past? We know you’re hot, but have you ever burned alive? Do you celebrate Rob Thomas’ […]

Why do people go for the bad boy, regardless of gender? Pete digs into a few different sources to try and figure it out, with a few diversions along the way, like marrying or writing to inmates. We also get an update on Marissa’s brain and Pete’s phone, and try to answer questions on a […]

This week Marissa bites into the world of cheeses. Why do some cheeses taste different than others? If you know that answer, then listen for the laughs at the beginning and end of the show. If you don’t know, then you’re in for one havarti of a ride! Who should take on this M&M baggage? […]

For our audio heads who want to stay pure, this episode covers the act of babies racing. Who? Why? When? We also talk about watery salad, what gigs we would be good at, and a bit more on caviar. New this week: we ventured into a video of the show, but we didn’t really plan […]

This week we chit chat a bit up top about medication adjustments, Magic Spoon, Showtime, and Alex! After that, Marissa digs into the world of Broadway understudies, using her experience with MJ: The Musical as a way to get into it. Which movie that Pete described sounds the best? Did you know there are so […]

Pete starts off 2023 with the roadway nuisance that plagues tires and rims across the land: potholes. Can you do a whole episode on holes in the road? Heck yeah, you can! It’s time to bore the crap out of Marissa after we recap the end of 2022, make snack predictions for 2023, and reveal […]

Happy holiday rerun! Nick Cannon had his 27th child this week, so we throw back to July. Marissa takes a wide view on the breeding habits of Nick Cannon and the possible reasons he may be making so many humans. Pete can walk again, Marissa is looking for Harris Berger, Venus wants you to talk […]

Racism in the Rockettes or Big-ass Christmas Tree shopping? Let’s keep it light… Marissa digs into the enormous trees that get lit in NYC during the holidays. Get answers to the questions you didn’t know-ho-ho you had. What would your elf name be for yourself or us? What’s holding you back from the edge? Have […]

This year, instead of Santa is an alien, Pete considers if he’s a physical manifestation of shared belief. Marissa has a shrimp buffet in her freezer and cleaned with her craft sales. Phillip Peters knows how to say Brendan Fraser correctly and doesn’t appreciate People.com telling him he doesn’t. Did you fall asleep at the […]

Marissa takes issue with one of the most popular memes on the internet. Marissa has demon Christmas cards, Pete is trying to shed all responsibilities, and both say what they’d prefer as a snack if they were Santa. What would you like to eat 300+million times a night? Did you know that guy’s not Eddie […]

This week, we usher in December with some talk about an organization that wants you to rethink the holiday. We also usher out November with our Thanksgiving tales. It’s an episode full of fun, even if it deals with some sad areas here and there. What would be your new Thanksgiving centerpiece? What would you […]

This week we pick up with more sports. In hindsight, maybe this should have come out before Thanksgiving, but the topic will exist long after your gut is busted with turkey and carbs. Find out about the WFA and LFL, and also find out how Marissa can get involved. What’s the best food you could […]

This week, Pete sends Marissa into the briny jar of pickleball. People say everyone is playing it and everyone loves it. What did she find to corroborate or refute these claims? We welcome a new listener who called in, Alex updates us on a few things, and Michael Venos gives us a solid 20 minutes […]

Marissa begins this episode outdoors, capturing an airplane, observing child behavior, and reporting about her trip to Baltimore. Then Pete digs into the origin and trend of Live, Laugh, Love. What motto would you have in life? Do you own L.L.L. merch? In Marissa an ornery bitch?

Marissa craps all over American Thanksgiving while she explores the concept across the world. Pete talks Cleveland Cavaliers game breaks, we break ice over celebrities in paranormal shows, and we have a funeral plans update. Who would you pick to host a paranormal show? What’s the best thing you could imagine being served for Thanksgiving? […]

No, no– you aren’t dead. But if you were, what kind of hacks and innovations would be at your disposal? We also take four spooky calls and entertain every possible tangent. How would you dispose of a Victorian doll? What candy would you write off? Know any funeral innovations we missed?

Call/email your HALLOWEEN TALES by Tuesday to be included in our Halloween hoopla spooktacular: 570-POD-WAD-1 or shout@yallheard.meWho is stealing your glitter? What are they using it for? Marissa digs into the worldwide glitter shortage and offers theories about what could be going on before we do our own speculation. Plus: Mc Boo Pails, flowers on […]

Pete soars among the owls this week as he takes on a bird for Halloween. He even gets a pass on Marissa complaining about his interest in birds. This comes after we view more DALL-E pics, hear from Alex, find out Marissa’s new fashion haul, and discuss our biggest immediate fears. Do you remember Archimedes […]

Marissa takes to the digital world for this scary topic. Kids are being radicalized in a gaming platform. Also scary is the Kanye West fashion week statement, callers checking in, updates on ghosting, and Marissa opened a store: 31pumpkinlane.com. Did you buy anything yet? Would you live through a Cheer or Die test? What do […]

This is a long one. Before we tell you about the new merch store, we start the episode with some excellent AI artwork from Michael Venos: We also watch an Entyvio commercial, and then we get into the break-up trend ghosting. Hear personal experiences, some diversions, and a little game before we start plugging. What’s […]

Coming off of a disturbing meat episode, Marissa decides to make things new with a horrifying image that is taking the internet by storm. Pete tries to sound-proof his door, Marissa is leading her fantasy football league, and we talk about what food reminds us of reading. Do you think Pete could date Loab? How […]