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This week Pete talks about the label Highly Sensitive Person and both hosts take a quiz to find out where they stand on the spectrum of sensitivity. Also, Pete and Marissa are very excited about Brahms: The Boy 2, they break ice over fashion deal-breakers, Marissa’s behavior is unacceptable, and she updates us on her […]

This week Marissa discusses some Barbies that could’ve been better, if we’re being kind. She also dishes about the stress leading up to her current Valentine’s Vacation and UN-PLUGS with a tirade against Frontier Airlines. Meanwhile Pete only made the Utah Jazz lose five games in a row by being a fan. What’s your weird […]

Pete uncovers some creepy new methods of spying on children in schools this week, and Marissa GOES OFF about the Super Bowl halftime show. Also coronavirus by association?, subtle superpowers, and TV show plugs. Do you wear a medical mask at the airport? Would you sacrifice your kid’s privacy for safety? Do you know how […]

The Queen of Culinary Controversy returns with a hot take on hot steak– Marissa examines the ways people view thoroughly cooked slabs of beef and her personal opinion on the matter. We also learn what animal heads our hosts would prefer, how Pete ate sooo much Oreo and how Marissa made herself sick on broccoli. […]

Pete obsesses over pigeons with hats this week and Marissa reluctantly indulges him as he digs into this disturbing trend in Nevada. In the meantime, Marissa seeks your help in cleansing a living space without smoke (bonus talk on the Patreon). Also, lots of sound drops, gym etiquette, and bad grammar. What kind of hat […]

Jake Paul, Jeffree Star, Logan Paul, Ryan Kaji, oh my! After her birthday, old Marissa digs into who these people are and what the heck they’re famous for. Marissa has a memorable Lyft driver, Pete roasted a chicken, sirens plague the show, and DM MARISSA IF YOU’RE A STRANGER. @rissvandal on IG. Do you remember […]

This week, Pete says ‘like’ a hundred thousand times as he talks about the legitimacy of weddings officiated by online minister friends. Marissa and Pete share their polar opposite New Years’ events and we hear from a very special guest late in the show. Also find out what made your hosts irrationally upset in 2019 […]

Marissa dives into the questionable pool of Adult Resorts, which includes a number of delightful copy reads of websites. But is it the ones with detailed or vague websites that are the grossest (/sexiest /most scandalous). Pete’s here, too. Can you resist the Temptations of the Desires of Hedonism? Wait, have you given in before? […]

Ho, ho, ho! We brought back the bleep for this special holiday episode. Pete investigates the terrifying cryptid known as the flying reindeer. Explore the long history and possible present of this beloved creature. Marissa gets annoyed, we talk about moms, and there’s a special bonus Y’all Heard within. Second bonus: a sick Marissa from […]

Marissa is feeling sick this episode and Pete makes her feel even worse by covering a hopefully bygone trend. Plus, teacher influences, other sub-goths, and plugs! Are you a goth who is healthy? Or are you health goth? Are you OG goth?

Marissa indulges us all in some recent gossip headlines as Pete tries to keep up. Also, Marissa gets a ride from a perfumer, Pete had to go back to work, and we make Patreon promises. Who’s your mascot? What’s your guilty pleasure?

With the Thanksgiving Holiday, Marissa entrusted Pete to go solo and not bore you all. Find out if he succeeded as he takes you through the process of baking cookies in real time. Follow along with the recipe and prepare to feed your loved ones. Wait, did you actually follow along? Send us a picture! […]

Find out about etiquette and the woman who told everyone all about it. Marissa digs in on Emily Post and her ongoing institute. Both of us are maintaining, Marissa continues recruiting new listeners, the icebreaker is hidden, and a new offer for a Patreon donation tier in the final moments. Who tells you how to […]

It takes us about 15 minutes to get to the topic in today’s lengthy episode. We break ice over winter activities, we talk basketball, Hulu gaslighting Marissa, and more. Then we deep-dive into Kanye West’s current situation, prior situations, mega-churches, jogging suit uniforms, and domes, domes, domes. Have you had mice at work? What do […]

Why are aliens always humanoid in TVs and movies? What if they looked like something completely different? We explore some ideas from one article only, so maybe we’ll revisit this again later. Pete’s identity is under attack, Marissa’s Halloween party recap, FEARS, and more. WHY DO ALIENS NEED FINGERS??

Pete revisits fraud in this episode about the auto industry in the 1970’s. We also learn about a town in Albania, kind friends at work, and what we do to test pens. Also Space Daddies. What do you write to test a pen? How would you commit fraud? Would you rather sell flowers or cars?

We start this week with a ripped-off version ‘Happy Birthday’ in French for our loyal listener and friend Anne, then we stumble through the intro like normal. Pete buys ties at a Cranberry Festival, Marissa stands up for line-cutting justice, and then she surprises herself with findings about The Sims. Have you played The Sims? […]

In a long one, Pete examines a local-to-him haunting that drew the attention of media and demonologists alike– even Ed & Lorraine Warren. Also Pete sleeps through fire, Marissa may be in a different dimension than when she was a child, and Pete won’t shut up! Here’s the picture Marissa was talking about: Watch The […]

Happy birthday to us! This week we update some business on previously covered topics while we relish in our 100th episode. What was your favorite part of our last 100 episodes? Why didn’t you call us and leave a voicemail? Are you out there??

Marissa goes deep into the case(-ing) of a division of the American Meat Institute. Later, she’s going to an Eagles game! Pete’s hanging in there and is excited for horror movie season. When will Marissa cover more of the Meat Institute? How do you like your hot dogs? Does Pete know that it’s a Coney […]

Listener Cathy, ages ago, suggested we look into Barbie VOD movies, so Pete finally did! Pete has a good week, Marissa has a bad day, the hosts make awards shows, and pluuuugs at the end. Have you seen any Barbie films? What are your thoughts on gynocentrism? What’s your awards show idea?

Marissa cracks open the case of “Poet Voice,” the stilted voice that commonly accompanies poetry performance. She goes to a ritzy party and serves jury duty, while Pete has dry eyes and returned to the gym and no one remembered him. And the icebreaker… it’s a sexy one, people! Wanna demonstrate poet voice for us? […]

Marissa goes to a vegan wedding, Pete stays home, and the two cover the devious political marketing campaign of 2020– plus poop talk, Pete changes a tire, and plugs. Today, “Disckscale” premieres on our Patreon. What did you do for Labor Day? Do you use metal straws?

Beneath the smiles, colors, and magic lies a hidden terror in Florida’s Disney parks, but terrors only shorter than 4 feet long. Having recently visited, Marissa uncovers the dangers lurking in a state with 1 alligator per 16 people. Also fart talk, TV talk, speed-hand-holding. Seen a Disney gator? Do you fart in your office?

Marissa returns from a getaway and Pete just can’t get away, but both divulge their amusement park plans in the icebreaker. Then, Pete tells all about conjugal visits and Marissa gets upset about it. Ever had a conjugal visit? What would your amusement park look like? Wanna see that duck shirt?