Y'all Heard

After we discover that we’ve gotten our first 1-star review on Apple Podcasts, Marissa investigates why people are rude on the internet. She can’t cure the disease, but she explains the symptoms. We also talk Marissa’s birthday, highs and lows of 2020, and more! Are you the 1-star bandit? Did you wish Marissa a happy […]

This week we break form when we welcome our first guest Michael Dominic. This is from August, too. And it’s supposed to be a Patreon episode. So unconventional! We pitch podcast ideas to Mike and he gives us feedback about which might be worth pursuing. We’re still working on recording a bonus Patreon episode of […]

Pete lays out information on elves this week. Are there more questions than answers? You decide. Topics that surface include a strong work ethic, slavery, alternate dimensions, and pirates. Marissa talks about the awards she got, Pete gets things done around the house, and both hosts go slightly mad along the way. Ever seen an […]

Marissa gets Christmas cray this week when she explores three non-traditional Christmas… uh, traditions? We also talk squirrels, family business, Christmas, and more. What’s your idea Christmas? Know any traditions Marissa needs to know about?

This one’s not for the kids– we examined some disturbing companions for ol’ Saint Nick. Marissa makes awards for work, Pete listens to Christmas music, and both don’t like blackface. Do you have Santa companion erotic fan fiction? Would you visit your descendants? Are you ready for the holidays?

Oh my cod, this week Marissa takes the oppor-tuna-ty to school us on tinned fish. Is it an of-fish-al new trend or just a load of carp? Will she flounder or will she krill it? You’ll be hooked. The hosts also talk about socks (kind of), Christmas presents, and hot new holiday movies. How much […]

Pete talks about the romance of intentional communities while Marissa isn’t entirely sold on the idea. Pete’s baking cookies and forgetting meals, while Marissa refuses to decorate for Christmas at her apartment and her energy is disruptive at work and missed at the family home. What does your dream intentional community look like? When does […]

Marissa makes us aware of the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God. It goes about as well as you’d think for them… We also hear post-election stories, talents, and more. How would you run a cult? What talent would you showcase on TV? Just, ya know, how ya doing?

Ever had your palm read? How about your butt? Today Pete explains what he can about rumpology while Marissa tries her best to bear it. We don’t know who the president is, our weeks are foggy, and we remember other predictive experiences. Did you catch the Beautiful/Anonymous episode? What does your butt say about you? […]

This is a story edition of Y’all Heard, sourced by loyal listeners and horrific hosts. We’ll hear about spooky children, scary animals, mysterious figures, ghost children, and pie! Thanks to all who contributed. What’s your favorite Halloween costume? Why didn’t you call us? Did you enjoy this epic length? “Mistakes were Made” – This American […]

Trick or treat? Pete explains five spooky subcultures out there, like Vampyre, Werewolf, Ghost, Witch, and Mummy. We beg listeners to call with Halloweeny stories for next week’s show, and Marissa gets progressively tipsy and has some questions about a news station stalking Joe Biden. We also do a Halloween character/icon draft! Who would you […]

Marissa faces psychopathy and children in this week’s episode. AHHHHH! She’s also trying to buy a cauldron, if you got a hook-up. We have 2 voicemails from “our most attentive listener ever.” Pete tried to feed wildlife. Do you have a psychopathic child? Do you think you do? Where is SOMEWHERE?

This week almost didn’t happen, but you’d never know it to listen to Marissa talk about phobias that struck her in this week’s show. Ice breaks over eating Halloween candy and eating people; Pete’s got his glasses adjusted; Marissa gears up to see Blake Wexler; and breasts make an appearance. What’re you scared of? Are […]

Haunted houses for renters, Pete dives into apartment hauntings– okay, dips a toe in, it’s a short show. Marissa reveals her new last name, we talk about getting back into things we haven’t done, and we plug spooky entertainment. Have you been haunted? Did you recently discover your family history?

Ever wanted to know how an emoji gets made? We’re telling you anyway! With the announcement of some new additions in 2021, Pete examines the intricacies of turning an idea into a symbol used round the world. Marissa bangs the gavel on Spanish courtroom shows, Pete did the Boss Baby Interactive Special, and both pick […]

We go retro, back to the 90’s, to talk about the origins of the hit TV presentation Alien Autopsy. Which version of the truth feels truest to you? We talk about lies, birds, and benefits of COVID-19. We also go shopping. This one’s on Zoom and is a miracle, given the trouble we had at […]

This week things get real and scary when Pete talks about how COVID masks are tricking algorithmic policing. We also talk about video games, forced online socializing, and entertainment plugs. How do you feel about face recognition in a time of COVID? Do you love Descendants? Do you want to wish us a happy birthday?

We couldn’t fit the title “Y’all Heard of this article from Psychology Today?” but that’s the subject of today’s episode! Find out the who and where of selfie deaths, get a free iphone case if you have the right model, and an icebreaker about none other than poop. Got any crazy selfies? Love apothecary? Wanna […]

This week Pete exposes the depths of the Mystery Seeds story going around while in a delirious mood because he’s mentally fried. We re-draft Mount Rushmore, Marissa talks tea, and Pete laughs at his own jokes again. Who’s on your fantasy Rushmore? (We both have regrets already.) Would you plant the seeds? What does waking […]

Marissa peeks into the magical internet aesthetic called cottagecore. Does she regret the journey or was she converted to the culture? Also covered: Marissa talks about not pooping, Pete’s mom gets an explicit popup on her computer, and we both are fully exhausted from work, but we try to hide it. How’ve you been? What […]

One bad apple a day ruins a bunch of dentists. In other words, dental scams are out there and Pete is here to shine a light on the casual fraud of dentistry. We talk Muppets, revisit bidets, and give another fast and simple Pete recipe at the end of the show. Ever questioned your dentist’s […]

This is a fun one, listeners. We talk board games, vodka, fruit, Muppets, and of course the main topic. “Why do people think owls are smart?” leads Marissa down a magical path of discovery, and Pete is along to terrorize it. What animal stereotypes do you believe? What board games did you like? Can you […]

Do you ever feel… not yourself? Maybe you’re a walk-in soul. This could be the most terrifying episode we’ve done if you are, but join us anyway to find out about traveling souls, contracts, and beyond. Marissa’s thirsty, Pete’s waiting on glasses, and so many metaphors. What animated character did you look up to? Do […]

Congrats, you’re in a simulation! Marissa wishes the (celeb) Smith’s really were and discovers the real name of a famous Puerto Rican performer. Pete’s been up to very little, but he’s excited for the WNBA return! The two share the mic to talk about if or why or how we may be living in a […]

Well, this week is a rerun. Not because we didn’t try. Marissa presented a compelling and action-filled episode, but her audio didn’t record, so we’re going to July from 2 years ago, where we both were doing a lot better than we were for today’s recording. So settle in for a trip down memory lane, […]