Xena Warrior Commentary

Ares tries to make Xena bump off her mother by making her a little bit lala, but it backfires when they end up on Maury Povich and discover that Gabrielle is the daddy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena has to save the day when Ares and Strife frame Peanut for being a nong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find out the results of this seasons 'most hated' list as we wrap up and reminisce about season two of Xena Warrior Princess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cupid is so busy being HOT that he doesn't realise when his son flies off with his bow and arrows, using them to create love connections between people, and sometimes cows. Meanwhile an episode of Xena carries on in the background. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena challenges the sea god Poseidon, and the laws of gravity, when Gabrielle becomes trapped aboard a ship that's cursed to remain at sea forever. Classic Gabs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena reverts to her bloodthirsty ways when she takes charge of a decimated army struggling to fight off one of her old enemies, this really upsets Gabs and so they're in a fight for most of the episode. Meanwhile your host Phil tries his best to tackle the more problematic aspects of this episode, while still keeping it light. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle encounter pirates, the sea god Poseidon and most terrifying of all, heterosexuality. Also, the Sirens alluring call is nothing compared to Xena's haphazard groans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Gabrielle is forced to marry a dead king with a fine ass booty, Xena must work with her kidnapper after she accidentally goes blind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle is torn between her beleaguered hero Meleager, who's accused of a murder she's certain he didn't commit, and Xena , who's not so sure. Gabrielle tries to stand up to Xena but really, who is she kidding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love goddess Aphrodite (EEE!) turns the bumbling Jerkster into a dashing warrior and uses him to stop a royal wedding so no one will destroy her pretty temples. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Gabrielle have to prevent a warlord from plundering one village and the earth's biggest giant from destroying another, while seemingly trying to destroy and plunder each other. Feat sexy baths and pooping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Presumed dead, the camp as tits Velasca returns to do battle, forcing Xena to make a sexy but risky deal with her old enemy Callisto, much to Gabrielle's chagrin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena possesses Autolycus so that he can help bring her back to life in time to pash Gabrielle. Meanwhile Gabrielle surfs Xena's coffin and Julie Cooper shows up to be the campest foe in all of history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Xena lingers between life and death, thanks to a silly little girl and a big tree, she dreams about her sexploits with Julius Caesar and her first girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena poses as a beauty contestant to discover the mastermind behind attacks on the well-connected entrants in Salmoneus' pageant. Meanwhile Gabrielle sharpens up her acting chops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the year 1940, two women (and a Joxer) searching for the Xena Scrolls end up in an ancient tomb where they confront a very sexy God. Feat accents and glasses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto, now languishing in Tartarus, is visited by Hera who promises her one more day of life and a chance at immortality if she agrees to kill Hercules . What's not to love?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabrielle's absolute refusal to allow Xena to kill a bunch of people accidentally leads to the creation Santa, Christmas AND Charles Dickens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uncle Sissy is back and he's made Ares mortal by stealing his big long sword, which leaves him incapable of putting Xena back in her own body and removes his control over the anger of peaceful people, which Gabrielle allegedly resists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Callisto escapes from the underworld and assumes Xena's identity in order to continue her revenge against the warrior princess, and to mess with Gabby a little. Meanwhile Kevin Smith is back *drools* Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena returns to help Princess Diana but there's an unexpected problem: another Xena look-alike, a tramp called Meg, is already trying to supplant the princess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Callisto escapes from prison, she sends Joxer to tell Xena that she's going to continue killing, yay! Meanwhile Gabrielle commits herself to a surprising life of heterosexuality, but Callisto interrupts the honeymoon and sets things straight... or otherwise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xena and Joxer face the evil god Bacchus, while Gabrielle goes to her first all girls sex club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Gabrielle defends a cute guy named David (who has nil interest in her), Xena must save her from a double beheading by fighting her old friend Goliath, who is incredibly difficult to spot despite him literally being a giant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Xena protects the temple of the Fates, they grant her wish that she had never followed the sword, but it may mean never getting to pash Gabrielle again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.