X: Why, Z? Podcast

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk mascot wieners, Little Johnson pulled all the ladies, getting Dick from Richard, rollerblading into the past, brain rot, Pyongyang Style, setting Asians back 40 years, Stretch Armstrong and Vac-Man, was Mr. Magoo blind?, getting accents from Lilo and Stitch, Nag Champa, collecting cologne, and smelling like Johnny Depp in the desert.  Original music by DeJuan Boyd of...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Winston has beef, yellow Wendy's , Kohl's cash, own JPEGs, possibly costing $5k and a reach around, Asian Billy Mays, why K-pop bands are all caps, Orlando hated Shaq, Snoop goes smokeless, the internet's public access TV site, WWE Smackdown and breakdown, and the cream of the crop. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk preempting everything, old enough to know but young enough to boss around, Turkish Quandale Dingle, Damn Daniel, unsettling CGI, Mormons pimping products, Sting (take your pick), Steve Joe and other other guy, cheesy Harry Potter spells, we've eaten every banana, the boob sheep, and we're either good or stubborn. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk with Tony's brother Dave, glazers, The Marvels, combo-wambos, our Harry Potter era, good old-fashion bullying, Columbine fit minus the shotgun, almost exclusively something, future homicidal maniac, bullying across the continents, getting a desk next to the teacher, WWF, pantsed or depantsed, anything can become a blanket, Vietnamese nap desks, and selling balloons on...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Sugar Gay, cars in Vietnam, trampoline insurance, what state is pencil from, did the boot actually have fur, sa da tay, Sleepify, household butlers aren't really a thing, a very special episode, wardrobe malfunction, and more raunchy music. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk who shit at the awards show?, never own up to it, hey that's not yours, corporate is too on the ball, McNugget sauces and shapes, they f**k you in the drive through, taking pictures in front of Costco, 2 scoops of doobies,  Krispy Kreme is king, I take my sugar with coffee and cream, making our dick joke quota.  Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk drinking around the world, Tony blindly guesses Disney World, musical toothbrushes, 4th person perspective, playing for keeps, no nostalgia for your childhood movies, ghost blowies, dancing hot dog cartoons, and can't name two characters from the highest grossing movie. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk moist January, Dick Clark as a marionette, drinking Bailey's from a shoe, it's hilarious to be an old person, badminton is just gay tennis, soccer with monkeys, food pyramid vs health plate, pizza and french fries, no grocery left behind, Winston's phrases, and trying to name a famous Mexican. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Stanley Stanley Cup cups, Babyland USA, the toy store in the mall, books make you poop, studded tires, bricking your car, Disney Channel fashion, trying to think of a self-serve restaurant, perfect human interaction, paying to cook your own food, chew chew train, and take your top off and pull your meat out. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk. That's basically it. We talked a lot about a lot of stuff. Here's some of the things we thought were the funniest.  Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk yours truly emails, disgruntled cavemen in Armani suits at the club, number one hits 80 years too late, trying to bone Santa Claus, mojo=melatonin for MJ, hee hee and shamone your way past enemies, do you know the Elephant Man?, musical age of consent, Philly fans are human garbage, Stacy's mom makes 80 mil on OnlyFans, Dominick the Donkey is a Christmas classic. Orig...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk those hot girls from Suite Life, does BeatBox want to sponsor us?, catching up on the listen list, 10 albums for a penny, confusing Neil Sedaka and John Secada, j-cards, getting wrapped, little red truck hauling a Christmas tree, year round seasonal depression, and we're finally legal. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk no one's black in BLACKPINK, Oreo shrinkflation, solo beverage outings, getting canceled on K-pop twitter, the new boy band country, Narnia banned at the Christian school, Kyles always suck, no one calls him just Charlie, Rock-afire Explosion, cult classics, the return of Questions from Tony's dad, and the Christmas creep. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Prod...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Hugh Hefner meets Magic Kingdom, poor vegan school lunches, American freedom is the cereal aisle, someone killed off two toast bakers, edible gravel, scrambled porn, AC stood for always cool, golden ages of kids channels, and Dougals the clown. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk having faces for radio, candy collection containers, trash bag costumes, two nut candies, drink segregation, q-tip jousting, the cowl stays on, it's always the red ranger, dressing as modern tech, burning stuff for the underworld, flying Spirit Airlines, pissy-corpsey, sharp dressed demons, and lost kids and minotaur statues. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt P...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Mike's is hard so is prison, penile surgury insinuations, stirring with your whole arm, sweaty hot dogs, grandma isn't allowed to cook anymore, making dirty sock tea, is your prosthetic wang conversation over?, would Stove Top be good on a salad?, and struggle meals. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Oh Naur!, Chipmunk Punk, being a grown-mup, yipping and yapping, PE in PA, old uncensored internet, Boy George was gay?, getting in trouble in school, Google doc fan-fics, vulgar poetry, reading too much, eating a whooping, and bloody knuckles. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Brian would fist(bump) someone, getting banned for caramel corn, suburban white kids breakdancing, the new 10-in-1 Atari cartridge, arcades suck now, the ESRB, the first and worst music video game, Presidential Fitness Tests, German dodgeball, and 90's one hit wonders that didn't wear shirts.  Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk thumbprint turkeys, NPC girl OF leaks, fall TV is screwed, Twilight Batman, Snow White and the Seven Joes, we're now a Willy Wonka recap podcast, Sober Sam, dovetail into whale tails, pinstriping tattoos, and John Bonham rings. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Great Bluedini, Mustard Skittles, Poupon everything, banging in and out of a room, laying on a front lawn helps, pipe smoking age, wizz brule, RIP Pee-wee, calling for TP, Marky Mark hates the Vietnamese, and scraping a dog's balls off a frozen porch. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Spuds MacKenzie is a what?, Catch the Wave, giant eyeball in desert, getting free albums we didn't want, suddenly becoming French, we become intellecutal, Ohio is the Alabama of the north, slamming the cream with Cream Master Kevin, getting hired just by showing up, you can't cut in on the Blue Crew, not a truck guy, can't fire Tony if he quits.  Original music by DeJ...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk streaming kinks, Ohio final boss, pretending to have fun for internet clout, retired Viners, the internet in your mailbox, Stuck in the Middle by Bob Dylan, Geocites and Netscape, does a fridge need to be online?, being a bad salesman, prank calls courtesy of RadioShack, Johnn Snare, answering machines, and haunted combs.  Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbit Produ...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk what’s the refractory period on a Grimace?, worst fast food chains, having a weak steel stomach, no instruments means they’re a group, $75 parking, Ticketmaster is being evil in new unforeseen ways, camping out for tickets, we mostly talk about things that make us mad, a new burger got it’s own song, no CODs, these children aren’t French they’re American, CDs in longb...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk trash food sliders, Waffle House, rock pillars, ancient Indian ax head to the head, what color stitches do you want, our first action figures, Glup Shitto, Willrow Hood's ice cream maker, flick out lightsabers, Good Morning Vietnam, Me So Horny, Run DMC, Dude Looks Like a Lady, and Mick Jagger was in the Rolling Stones? Original music by Dejuan Boyd of Rabbit Producti...

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk alright in triplicate, not qualifying as a movie guardian, Ben Affleck haunts Brian, the Pixie Hollow Cinematic Universe, Yippie protests, berating Chick-Fil-A employees, they've already got your money, being on a delayed news cycle, Beige Flags, everything's made up, but you chose the loser, social media etiquette, posting like a Millennial, what is a meme?, Rick Ast...