Wyrd Mountain Gals

It'll Be Fake But It'll Be Real Enough Episode Airs Sunday July 4th  7pm EST Byron is full of ideas this week, including Wyrd Gals in Holograph Form & Reverse Halloween - ("where people just bring me candy") Alicia confesses to living in a "convenient" home & considers herself a hypocrit because of her penchant for technology.  She just doesn't trust tech because she knows too much about it....The...

Going Straight to Hee Haw Episode Airs Sunday June 27 2021 7pm EST The gals must be hungry because they can't stay away from the subject of food--even when they're talking about music! It's a lightening fast conversation (for them anyway).  We hope you enjoy :-)  Little Richard - You Keep A Knockin' But You Can't Come In https://youtu.be/FJ6SstTS4YY Jerry Reed, Buck Owens & Roy Clark - Pickin' and...

A Bottle of Whiskey & the Book of Revelations - Part 2 (Alternate name: "Outing the Wyrdlings") Episode Airs Sunday, June 20 2021 7pm EST   The gals are finishing up the last conversation before Byron gets back on the road & things really get back into gear.* Music & aliens are on their minds....again. Raunchy humor mixed with some heavy topics & birdsong make a trip 'round the bend from ordinary....

A Bottle of Whiskey & The Book of Revelations....Part 1 of 2 Episode Airs Sunday June 13th, 7pm EST It's hot & humid outside & Byron is getting ready to go on the road again.  She prognositcates that we (humans) won't be reading in 100 years.  At some point Alicia declares herself flummoxed.  The cottage back porch has a new set of nesting birds & the gals have a good time listening/watching them....

Looking For A Flat Bed & a Truck Tent Episode Airs Sunday, June 6 ~ 7pm EST Byron declares herself "tagged & tiktok'd". Alicia drops the news that she's got an "insider" at Dollywood. Byron talks about her visit to her Momma's Daddy's M Momma's Momma & Daddy's cabin.... Old Saying:  Fools names & fools faces are often found in public places... Another old saying:  The less odd it seems to me, the...

Blame It On The Moon Episode Airs Sunday May 30 2021 @ 7pm EST The gals are glad they don't have to get up at "ass o-clock" in the morning to get the woodstove ready for cooking breakfast.  Talk is back & forth-playground antics, bears & their smell, blue clay in Wedgewood, local hurricanes, and more.  They decided to blame most everything on the moon.... Article About Cherokee Clay & The English...

Pink Petunias For A White Toilet And A Tire Cut Like A Flower Episode Airs Sunday, May 23 2021 7pm EST   The gals have an animated conversation about everything on their minds...you know, gardening, crows, technology, toilets, divination...   There was lots of music weaving through their casual talk along with a few stories too. We hope you enjoy this episode..   Here are 2 ways to listen to the r...

A Tupperware Shed Episode Airs Sunday, May 16 7pm EST Things have finally quieted down a bit, & the gals have a conversation that could almost pass for normal.  Almost.   Byron finally admits that sometimes she would like to secede from Asheville. Alicia defends the good ol boy network (what??) & shares a secret from that one time at band camp... They somehow manage to use the word "lobotomy" in t...

Time is Wyrd Episode airs Sunday, May 9 2021 7pm EST The birds are singing, the kettle is on, & the gals are on the porch talking about all manner of things. They both agree that the Flat Earth Society folks have the right to believe whatever they want...even if it's wrong.  We find out Byron thinks Benedict Cumberbatch kind of looks like Big Bird & that Big Bird can be sort of...sexy. Then on to...

Granny's In Your Head... Episode Airs May 2, 7pm EST   We learn that Byron corrects the phone sales gal's pronunciation & she talked for 45 minutes to a credit card salesman from Dublin. Who would have guessed that she liked talking on the phone so much? lol... Alicia has decided that somebody will be offended at everything they say. Byron declares she's at that age...   Ernest T Bass https://www....

The Gals wax loquacious with special guest Judy Rhodes, sharing stories about old timey church & the music they remember. Along the way they talked a bit about wild strawberries, morels, & (of course), ramps.* Alicia declares herself "bi-technical" & confesses she uses a robot vacuum. It's all fun & games till she accidentally flashes the other gals on Zoom....   *Pro tip: save & dry the tops of y...

Eating Chickweed Like A....What? Episode Airs Sunday, April 18 7pm EST The gals are on a tear, declaring that it's better to run out than run off (you know,  R U N D -  O F T).   Don't worry, they're just spring feverish for this episode. Talk ranges from Charles Taylor to local real estate, to the groundhog.  Alicia wonders if anybody ever uses Selby's first name & reveals the origins of the nick...

Dandelion Greens & Pork Sushi Episode Airs Sunday April 11, 2021 7pm EST Spring has sprung & the gals are confessing all their sins...(sure, & if you believe that...).   Ok.  They're confessing most of them. Ok.  They're confessing a few of them. Ok.  They're not really telling yall anything much, but it should make for an entertaining hour or so.  Here are their "confessions". 1. Byron will eat a...

Feeling Springy Episode Airs Sunday, April 4 2021 7pm EST Byron is contemplating building herself a chicken house & they both agree that a dog is needed first (to scare off the bears, groundhogs, squirrels, etc.) They meander through a conversation about everything from urban chickens to Gomez & his continuing groundhog battle.  It's all fun and games till it's not anymore.. Extra Credit question:...

They Just Get Wilder & Wilder - Party Line Edition Episode Airs Sunday March 28th 7pm EST   Well, Byron is at the point of eating potato chips during the podcast. That's right, she's eating chips & she doesn't care! She's got her red white & blue card, had her first vaccine, & is raring to go now... Alicia is dreaming of bio beds & toilets (what?). We learn that Byron has met many famous people, i...

Byron Needs Revival Episode Airs Sunday March 21 2021 7pm EST The gals are anticipating getting the vaccine & starting the WMG World tour.   Byron is planting onions (of course, what else?)  & dreaming of Purple of  Sicily Cauliflower.  Alicia wants us all stop breeding so much.  The latest  groundhog is particularly obnoxious & Gomez calls him out. Byron is plotting  squirrel murder (via slingsho...

Tater Planting Time Episode Airs March 14, 2021 7pm EST The gals spirits are up because of the nicer weather & their conversation reflects a bit of hope.  This hour-long episode covers dreams, Byron's retirement (yeah right...), old  sayings, the difference between sleeping hard & sleeping well & the definition of church lady clothes (you're dressed in all black, with a good hat & red  lipstick)....

Remember This?  A Recap of "Ill Like Little Copperheads" Episode Airs (again) March 7th, 2021 7pm EST We thought it might be interesting to go back to March of last year to remind ourselves of where we were at that time with the virus, life on Wyrd Mountain, & everything else.  Turns out that we were mad at stupid people back then...no surprise there. In this episode we were sitting around a table...

Crow Sisters Kicking Hawk Ass Sunday, February 28 2021 @7pm EST Alicia is salivating to get out in the woods for her annual morel mushroom huntinhg obsession while Byron is spring cleaning.  The gals are sassy & looking forward to their upcoming Gospel album--"Crow Sisters Kicking Hawk Ass" in this leisurely hour-long episode.  We hope you enjoy!  Playlist:. Earth Wind & Fire - September https://y...

Everybody's All Het Up Episode Airs Sunday, February 21 2021 7pm EST Byron wants to know who the hell cut down her shrubbery (must be the city).  She's going to find out one way or the other.  And don't ask about developers.  Just don't. When the Yardman finds out there's a new unwelcome resident digging in the basement, he gets right het up himself. Alicia has decided she's not going to say "what...

Double Valentine's Day Headaches - A Tale of Two Odell's Episode Airs Sunday Feb 14 2021 7pm EST   Whew, the gals are talking about love & Valentine's day again. Byron knows how to celebrate the holiday, declaring that she's going to buy herself a heart shaped half-priced box of chocolate the day after Valentines.. She also declared "it takes a special person to be a desk clerk" after hearing abou...

It Could Be A Lot Worse... Episode Airs Sunday, Feb. 7 2021 7pm EST   The gals are hunkered down & waiting for spring, causing Byron to declaire--"I wish I knew somebody who loved me enough to bring me a truckload of manure" (Which naturally led to a discussion of music).   We hope you enjoy the following in this unofficial playlist for the episode & want to know--who covered "Hallelujah" better?...

Mushrooms and Onion Sets - The Gross Episode Airs Sunday, January 31st 2021 ~ 7pm EST   The gals are in good form in this 1 hour episode They've come up with a new term--"intuitive" podcasting, Byron discovers Clabber Girl baking soda & Alicia is gaga for the upcoming mushroom season. They both want to know about the rudest/most insulting thing someone ever said to their listeners & start it off b...

Brazen As A Pair Of Blue Jays Episode Airs Sunday January 24th 7pm EST Listen in as the gals have an animated discussion about.....well, just about anything you can think of.  Old phones & party lines, giving birth, food, products, & a few stories to go along with the laughs. Byron talks herself out of ordering a pizza saying "I've got time, I've got time".  Alicia tells us about chicken girl & th...

Sleeping Too Much & Yelling At The TV The gals can't resist talking about the goings-on at the capitol, declaring "there's assery going on everywhere". Discussion turns to oils & their magic properties & we learn how Byron became inspired to create Woad Oil. We hope you enjoy this episode.. #CivilityMatters #WyrdMountainGals #Woad #DigitalWitchery