Wrasslin' Raw

"Dunk" and mediocrity seem to go hand in hand as we take a look back at one of the worst Monday Night Raws in recent memory.  There aren't many highlights here, but we do get updates on the tag team championship situation, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and the IRS/Undertaker feud.  Also, great news wrasslin' fans- PaulyJ over at the PJWF is hooking us up with a fantasy booking, Donk the Clown versus th...

Monday Night Raw kicks off with a fantastic match, and we've got fans tweaking nipples!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe makes a formal request to have Donk in a Casket Match, Jason dives deep into the 1994 Snowball Derby, and Ryan presents us with the King of All Jobbers.  Also, the boys coin a new phrase with their first observation of a "Luger off the helicopter" moment!

Now that a garbage man is actually needed, Duke the Dumpster is nowhere to be found!  In this very special #GarbageFucks edition of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys are tossing out a brief explanation as to why there won't be the usual episode of Wrasslin' Raw this week.  Don't worry though, Wrasslin' Raw will be back next week with the usual format, taking a look at the Raw that aired on December 5, 1994

It's the fallout episode of Monday Night Raw, and as per usual, nobody is excited for Lex Luger!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe gives us his rendition of "Short People" by Randy Newman, Ryan has to go back for Stevie Balls, and the boys discuss the situation involving Diesel and the WWF Championship.  Jason's rambling opinion lasts longer than Bob Backlund's title run!

Put a smile on those kissers, ladies and gentlemen, because it's time to take on Survivor Series 1994!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys debut their Pay Per View format, and their personal star-rating system.  Joe, Ryan, and Jason discuss the apparent disregard for the wellbeing of the British Bulldog, why Owen Hart should have received an Oscar nomination, and the best match of Yokozuna...

It's the go-home episode of Wrasslin' Raw, and we are getting ready to bend over and receive Survivor Series 1994!  This week's episode features Joe's ongoing Teamster support propaganda, the reason why Ryan wants to gouge his eyes out, and Jason's more sadistic side. There's all kinds of merch being represented in the arena tonight, and even though it looks like Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette pho...

The boys are coming - coming - coming… day and night!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Ryan attempts to crack the enigma that is the Blue Phantom, Joe is sick and tired of IRS' shit, and Jason is starting to get over the complicated web that is the Survivor Series '94 championship submission match.  You get a shout out! And you get a shout out! You all get shout outs!

Donk es numbah one bay-bee!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Ryan lays down a new t-shirt idea and then proceeds to strangle himself, Joe officially re-names Doink the clown, and in a stunning turn of events, Jason pops his ass off for Todd Pettingil's wardrobe.  Farewell, Macho Man Randy Savage, we hardly knew ye.

It's a very special Wrasslin' Raw Christmas episode! The boys are taking a break from the usual format this week, in order to travel and spend time with family… but that didn't stop them from recording a special treat for the listeners and each other.  Joe, Ryan, and Jason give everyone their Mount Crushmores, unwrap them, and play with them under the tree a little bit. Happy Holidays from Wrassli...

We're cranking out t-shirt ideas left and right!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Ryan talks about the most beautiful man in the WWF, Joe lets us know what's been getting Dave Meltzer off, and Jason gets incredibly offended by Todd Pettingil's wardrobe choices.  We've got people popping their asses off, and you will too!

Unlike Yokozuna, it's going to take more than three clotheslines (or technical difficulties) to put down Wrasslin' Raw!  In this week's episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Jason is perplexed by the logistics of Pay-Per-View ordering, Joe gives us his professional opinion on Red Flag Situations, and Ryan's Jobber of the Week segment highlights one of the rare few that evolves beyond enhancement talent to bec...

The Russian bots are out and downloading the podcast in record numbers! While a shadow of suspicion hangs over our subscriber count, the wrasslin' industry hangs on our every word.  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe attempts to summon Roy Raymond with a Beetlejuice invocation, Jason issues a public apology for his past statements regarding Bob Backlund's bite guard, and Ryan continues to educa...

It's a special Columbus Day edition of Monday Night Raw, and we can't help but notice that Tatanka is here to celebrate!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Jason presents his convoluted New Generation theory, Ryan gets a little tingly over a carcass in a casket, and through an unfortunate series of events, Joe ends up watching Marlon Brando kiss Larry King.  Also, the boys are starting to get tire...

These three POWERHOUSES are here and ready to talk some wrasslin'!  In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Jason gets angry with Doink's whoopee cushion, Joe tells us a story about Chubby Checker's son, and Ryan's jobber of the week looks more at home at a VFW poker machine.  Just as a head's up, Roseanne Barr might get mentioned once or twice.

¡Hola! Joe opens this episode with news about an exciting new acquisition, Ryan regales us with the legend of Bob Starr, and Jason continues to be disillusioned with the lack of cornrows in the British Bulldog's hair.  We also find out that, un-fur-tunately, not everybody likes excessive dog puns. Vince may or may not have hired a homeless person to get beat up by the 1-2-3 Kid, and Ludvig Borga's...

The trash never gets taken out, and the piles just get higher! In this episode of Wrasslin' Raw, Joe takes us down Bob Backlund's wormhole, and the wall that Ryan has built up to hide his love for the Heavenly Bodies finally starts to crack.  Also, the Macho Man Randy Savage reminds the boys of the Native Americans worldwide who are suffering as a result of the single greatest heel turn in the his...

Welcome to the first episode of our usual format! In this Wrasslin' Raw, the boys discuss the episode of Monday Night Raw that aired on September 12th, 1994.  Ryan enlightens us on the Jobber of the Week, the finer points of Diesel appreciation are debated, Joe has contemporary wrasslin' news, and the boys all gush over the Undertaker.  Take a drink every time Jason says "the master of the martial...

Thank Friar Ferguson, we've come to the end of Raw So Far 1994!  In this final episode of the series, the boys talk about yet another "Match of the Year" candidate, Ryan fills us in on what's so special about Raw 68, and talk about the master of the inappropriate wrestling comment, Art Donovan!  This is the last episode where the boys talk about large periods of time; after this, they get to their...

Kicking off "Raw So Far 1994," the boys get double wide and double deep when Joe discusses Yoko's best work; there are dicks slapping stop signs; Jason's love of Ludvig Borga is finally brought out; PLUS we're given the blessings that are Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, TWO "Match of the Year" candidates, and Bastion Booger cohosting.  Ryan's eagle eye spotted the Undertaker where no one else did!

The boys round out "Raw So Far 1993" with the historic Savage/Crush Summit, Bastion Boogers' eating habits, Ludvig Borga's superior promo skills, the end of Matt Borne as Doink, a farewell to Bobby Heenan, and a final ruling on who wins the title of "Best Match of 1993."  Also: we get Kwang, the Master of the Martial Arts, and the debut of a country music hall-of-famer. 13 subscribers and dropping...

Continuing "Raw So Far 1993," the boys have another contender for "Match of the Year" right off the bat!  We get the 1-2-3 Kid's mom a new loveseat, a new favorite named Bastion Booger, Tiny Tim's ukelele, Lex Luger's bus driver, and Joe saying "choppy choppy yo peepee!" for some reason.  Five Banzai drops are one too many!

In the first-ever episode of Wrasslin' Raw, the boys kick off their podcast with the series "Raw So Far."   While summarizing the first third of 1993 in an effort to catch up to where the podcast will ultimately begin its true format, Jason, Ryan, and Joe discuss hits and misses, one of the "Match of the Year" candidates, Jason's illegitimate father, Friar Ferguson, and "Kill yourself!"