Worst Possible Timeline

Pat is in Alaska doing some on the scene reporting and getting the word on the streets before the election. We talk all the niceties of the Alaskan public, the bus station, and the Blimpie across the street. Also talk debates, politics, the rona, all the good stuff you know and love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

UH OH we're back and probably missed the most important news item of the week. AGAIN. But it's lit, don't worry, we talk trump, debate, rona, Biden, Dilbert. THE GANG IS ALL HERE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL THAT, FOR THIS? Eric and Pat are back to jaw on the best and worst (mostly worst) of today. We go through the normal routine of breaking down all the recent current events, from COVID, to Biden, to Amy Comey Barrett's onlyfans. Join us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAHHHH BOYYYYYY We're back and Pat is BIG MAD. How mad is he? He made a weirdo list or manifesto or something of all the things making him big mad. We run down the list and also address twitter questions and concerns. Lots of gun talk too. It's a gran old time. Jump in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric n Pat come with the quickness this week and breakdown where we stand in the culture war. We jump around from politics, to oscars, to clout chasers, to pandemic, to art, to voting. You know what this podcast is about by now. You get the deal. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ONCE AGAIN we're back and talking all the major hot talk. We explore Krug, Movie Bob, 3D printing nuclear weapons, Biden, radicalizing Bed Bath and Beyond employees, the tanking economy, and Bayonetta reviews. All the relevant info for your world. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric and Pat are back and more depressed than ever. We talk a whole range of topics from the horrors of our current reality to Bella Thorne bath water. Get in on the sadness, there's plenty to go around! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHAT A WEEK! Pat n' Eric breakdown the recent happenings in their world and the larger world. From Steve Bannon, to the Dem convention, Biden, COVID, cancelations, etc YOU GET THE IDEA BY NOW COME DANCE TO THE APOCALYPSE WITH US. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPIN THE WHEEL, WHO IS IT TODAY? We talk the celebs being taken down of the moment, which seems to happen every single day now. We also talk VP Kamala, more COVID weirdness, you know the drill at this point. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're taking a page out of Shelter's book this week in defense of reality. We must, once again, suit up for battle to defeat the weirdos of the internet. We talk on people afraid of sex, Azalea Banks, the unwitting bias of Wikifeet, hammer and sickle twitter, election nonsense, and much more. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No more cancel culture. The people want us to stop talking about it, so we keep talking about it. Also election talk, Epstein talk, volcano shark talk, you know the drill at this point. Welcome to the hellscape. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's depression is more on display? Pat n' Eric analyze their recent purchases to determine the answer. Also more talk about cancelations, COVID, the city of Portland, trump, and twitter. All the news you can use in hellscape 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wayfair, Barry Weiss, Nick Cannon, COVID cops, and the devaluation of art all are on the table of discussion this week. DELETE THE INTERNET 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK Kanye running for president, the cancel letter, weasel world, everyone buy guns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPENT. We're SPENT. THIS IS EPISODE 100!!!!! How do we go on? Where do we go from here? What do you people want? We talk all the typical nonsense but in a way that isn't annoying or repetitive. Fresh takes today. Get 'em while they're hot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric n' Pat get in the weeds once again. Reptilians, Farrakhan, Joe Biden, COVID, none are safe from the discourse this week. Let's get sticky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Long time coming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hotchacha make you laugh non-sense. We try our best to bring some levity to the the WPT world amid the state of things, though we mostly fail and give our takes. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NOT A CONTRARIAN EPISODE. COPS ARE ASS. AND THAT'S THAT. DONATE: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate SIGN: https://www.change.org/p/black-lives-matter-activists-justice-for-tony-mcdade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WEEK IS HIGH T ENERGY. WE TOOK MEGA BRAINFORCE NOOTROPIC GORILLA MIND. PAT HAS A NEW JOB WRITING EROTIC FANTASY GAMES. ERIC RESPONDS TO CRITICISM. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're not talking about covid...we're just talking AROUND covid....maybe. We'll let you decide. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THINKING ADULT?? WHEN DID THEY DIE?? CAN THEY EVER COME BACK?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COVID!!!!! It's all anyone wants to talk about anymore. We go through all the hell of this new wack ass world. We close out the episode with some fun shit. Join us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW JAWN. Covid continues but we do our best to avoid that topic at all costs. We talk ALL the tired ass topics. You know the drill. Jump in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE FIRST HOUR IS PAT GETTING US CANCELED, THE SECOND HOUR IS ALL FUN STUFF. CONSPIRACIES, ANXIETIES, INSOMNIA, PURPOSEFULLY GETTING THE VIRUS. JOIN US! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ERIC AND PAT REPORTING FROM THE NOW CRIMINALIZED SOCIAL INTERACTION POLICE STATE. WE TRAVERSE THE SEWER BEATING DOWN GOONS. WE SURF INSTAGRAM AND SMASH THE WEIRDOSTATE. DIVE IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices