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It's your favorite two idiot morons talking on idiot moron stuff. We talk politics, trump, Biden, Immortan Joe, vaccines, cancels, all the stuff you come to expect from this podcast. Evansville and Gary, Indiana rubmaps, phone messages, and the return of Antfia Lover. A JOY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME TO WPT THE PODCAST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS THAT NO ONE ELSE ON EARTH LIKES HAVING. We talk about things this week that suck. When will Biden give us money?? When will Texas thaw?? Will you shut off the show?? PITTSBURGH RUBMAPS. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE ARE NOW A CALL IN SHOW!!!! But not really, it's basically the same format. We do our local segment, we do a national segment, we take your calls, we rub some maps. You know what the deal is. Get in here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOOOOOO this week we reveal the winner of the Rubmaps contest!!! But not before talking about the current state of the world and all that's going on. Eric is feeling existential. Pat is in his bag, once again. Also a potentially a new weekly segment where we read a chapter from MY ANTIFA LOVER. Get in here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back and made a killing on the stock market. We're both rich as hell now thanks to DOGECOIN. We definitely know exactly what we're talking about when it comes to financial markets. We are expert geniuses and our advice is guaranteed to get you rich and happy forever. Also more rubmaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COMEDY PODCAST COMEDY PODCAST COMEDY PODCAST IT'S NOT DEPRESSING TRUMP IS DEAD BIDEN AND COP-MALA HARRIS ARE PRESIDENT AND EVERYTHING IS NOW GOOD FOREVER IT'S MUELLER TIME BABY!!!!!! THAT'S A YIKES FROM ME WE LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BREAKING Biden inauguration will be a mass arrest event!!!!! The brain worms have spoken. Get into this one folks, because it's a ride this week. Pop your horny goat weed and strap in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when a bunch of white supremacists and severely confused people get ginned up by a former reality TV star and storm the capitol building?? What happens when a bunch of people try to cancel Mr. Bean?? What happens when weird dudes go into their local Thai massage parlor and relay their experiences?? ALL ANSWERS FOUND WITHIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

WORST TWITTER DISCOURSE 2020 RETROSPECTIVE. Pat n Eric say goodbye to a fucked up year by going down a list of the dumbest takes of 2020. Join us as we relive "Bernie is abuser", "sexual mutual aid", "Plandemic", "Harper cancel letter", and many more! HNY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MERRY XMAS EPISODE what's up everybody, here we are, here for you on this Christmas day. Eric and Pat each "go off" on one just for you. All the news you can use in one place for your special holiday season. Get in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric n Pat visit the ol' rub maps once again, but before that we talk all sorts of current BS. Jump in and get the lowdown of what it is to exist in these final days of 2020/human civilized society. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

UH OHHHH There's nothing to talk about at all this week. Pat and Eric come up with headcanon for all the new Disney Star Wars show. Then we talk about how bad our internet is. We touch on politics for maybe 5 seconds, then go straight to Rubmaps reviews. Lessssgetit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHOAAAA Eric and Pat are back again to break it all down for you. Biden's cabinet, COVID19, clout-chasers, life in LA, and an all new segement, RUBMAP REVIEWS. This is top tier content. Get in here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric has touched down in LA. Pat celebrates by taking Eric on a tour through east Hollywood via the Citizen app. Take a tour through the COVID wasteland with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT ONLY GETS WORSE! COVID IS BACK BABY Eric n Pat have some feelings about lots of things this week. Get in here and explore the complexity of man. Fall down the rabbit hole of two poorly spoken total morons. It's a blast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TITLE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. We rundown all the weeks goings on. You know where we're at on most of it. We quickly pivot to our personal lives because everything under the sun is tired as hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JOE BIDEN, WHAT'RE YA HIDIN'?? Is Joe rigging the election? Probably not. But does Don T still have a chance???? Also probably not. Was this a REPUDIATION of trumpism? Again, the answer is a big no. BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? Pat n Eric are here to break it down for you. We also do a semi-therapist corner where we discuss Pat's living situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

THIS IS OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT before Election 2020. We give our pre-mortem on the state of affairs and our predictions. We also do another rapid fire of issues and events of the past week. More "therapy corner" too. Watch the world fall with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOOOO late episode this week. We rapid fire all the horror from this past couple days. Metoobin, Hunter Biden, Election, trump, covid ahhhhhhhh we're all gonna die this all sucks in hell forever GET IN HERE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric n Pat are back to talk on the insanity of the past week. If you're a listener of this podcast you can probably dial in where we're at on most things, BUT YOU LISTEN ANYWAY because you're smart, and you also enjoy the satisfaction you feel from being right. Biden. Burisma, Ice Cube, Trump, Kanye, the gang is all here this week. Let's jam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

Pat is in Alaska doing some on the scene reporting and getting the word on the streets before the election. We talk all the niceties of the Alaskan public, the bus station, and the Blimpie across the street. Also talk debates, politics, the rona, all the good stuff you know and love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

UH OH we're back and probably missed the most important news item of the week. AGAIN. But it's lit, don't worry, we talk trump, debate, rona, Biden, Dilbert. THE GANG IS ALL HERE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL THAT, FOR THIS? Eric and Pat are back to jaw on the best and worst (mostly worst) of today. We go through the normal routine of breaking down all the recent current events, from COVID, to Biden, to Amy Comey Barrett's onlyfans. Join us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAHHHH BOYYYYYY We're back and Pat is BIG MAD. How mad is he? He made a weirdo list or manifesto or something of all the things making him big mad. We run down the list and also address twitter questions and concerns. Lots of gun talk too. It's a gran old time. Jump in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric n Pat come with the quickness this week and breakdown where we stand in the culture war. We jump around from politics, to oscars, to clout chasers, to pandemic, to art, to voting. You know what this podcast is about by now. You get the deal. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices