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Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s super radical beliefs about gas taxes and time tracking, the 2019th WWDC, Iceland’s inability to let go, and trying to be bored.   Gas Tax Oil Crisis – Wikipedia Basic Income – Wikipedia The War on Cars podcast Conversation on Liberalism (Ezra Klein Show on Player.fm) Exxon Careers Remaining … Continue reading Linguistically Innovative Oil

Zak and Certus talk about the longest cold open of all time, more button futures, and about trials, briefly.   Coffee Allocation The exact amount of happiness you can derive from coffee The exact amount of enjoyment you can derive from Stardew Valley Merlin Mann discusses Power Puttering – 5by5 Myke Hurley talks about his … Continue reading Exactly Charmed Tamagotchi

Zak and Certus talk about a scheduled time for play, Certus’ strong opinions on buttons, how we store memories, another gosh darn PHP warning, and naps.   Playdate console Panic Software List of Top Level Domains – Wikipedia Railway Adventures – Thomas the Tank Engine fan wiki Railway Adventures Hardware – YouTube Teenage Engineering World’s … Continue reading Futuristically Squishy Buttons

Zak and Certus talk about Certus’ actuary friend, why Zak thinks Google is doomed, what Zak thinks the reasons are for the dooming, someone else who agrees with Zak, and the Summer of Trials.   Incentives Accountability Buddy – Forbes Scientific Method – Wikipedia Google IO Google Polymer WWDC Tech Monopolies Here’s how we break … Continue reading Imaginably Monopolistic Socials

Zak and Certus talk about Hooke’s law of attire, brutalism in the sun, Zak being more flexible, Certus’ stress relief, a follow up on clock watching, and a cursory look at habit forming for Certus.   Spring Impluvium – Wikipedia Zip-off Pants – Amazon Zak’s Pens Fire & Ice – Goulet Pens Noodler’s Creaper Ink … Continue reading Philosophically Discordant Weather

Zak and Certus talk about a keyboard no one can type on, what isn’t wrong with Certus’ arm, the pens that Zak doesn’t have, the semesterly themes that they didn’t stick to, politics that no one cares about, instructions that no one reads, and a game that gives us the freedom to not play it … Continue reading Secretly Trying Disks

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s huge and terrible mistake, Certus’ literal skiing accident, the new Google Skateboard, Zak’s smart mailbox, watering a flower, and the most important meal of the day.   Cortex Pea Milk Toggl Time Tracker Omni Group Telemark Skiing – YouTube One ski skiing – US Ski and Snowboard Dygma Raise … Continue reading Mysteriously Smart Skis

Zak and Certus talk about toxic Roderickinity, software eating Jarod, how Zak became his own parent, making Certus’ outer inner thoughts a secret, daiRE pride, Solve. WhyDoWe. Care, the chill scale, being able to lunch, and Zak hurting a little less.   Zak’s tweet that he had to tell Certus about with syllables instead of characters Why … Continue reading Dryly Alphabetical Healthcare

Zak and Certus talk about a box of ice, Zak and the technicolored dream bike, waxing woes, why Lacrosse is so important in today’s economy, being Fed Up, the werewolf hall problem, the most Worrying Bugs(tm) topic, and pretty stamps.   Power Set – Wikipedia now page Secret Project Woolf Zak’s Bike Car Name Generator … Continue reading Algorithmically Named Sparklines

Zak and Certus talk about the one true owner of Zak’s vacuum, following up on Zak’s project-lust, giving insults to artists in the form of money, extortionary milking systems, the prohibition of ginger, hats swallowing acid, getting triggered by lists, and the latest and greatest in SuperAwesome Corp. products.   zaksharp.me/now A bunch of /now … Continue reading Automatically Triggered Morality

Zak and Certus talk about our first 20th episode, Zak not putting bacon on his improv, Certus breaking up with his pens, Zak pretending to be left-handed, a small lake of cheese, why you had to delete 53 episodes of Worrying Bugs from your podcast player, the sad state of side projects, and Certus’ overzealous … Continue reading Annually Tactical Owl

Zak and Certus talk about a group of people that are trying to blog independently together, a certain congressperson who seems to not hold the values of their constituents (with a very special guest), and totally running out of time and not talking about our semesterly themes.   IndieWeb Some IndieWeb History The Famous Egg … Continue reading Thematically Independent Web

Zak and Certus imitate a very small subsection of the podcasts we listen to.   Welcome to Night Vale Do by Friday Roderick On the Line My Brother, My Brother and Me Hello Internet Dear Hank and John No Such Thing as a Fish   Contact Us @thePunsGuy   Support Us Patreon: https://patreon.com/worryingbugs Bitcoin: 3Bj54a8ngedXZX4SH4G4dzX4BoR8pF4Xft … Continue reading Poorly Imitated Podcasts

Zak and Certus talk about this particular section of the year, how death affects podcasting, Facebook being Facebook, brain squeezing, Gromelet Creatative, doing business things, and in what ways we’re going to get off our butts this winter break.   Semester Wrap Up Computer Architecture – Wikipedia Functional Programming – Wikipedia SML of New Jersey … Continue reading Really Gushing Servers

Zak and Certus talk about the self-cannibalism of the patriarch, the very nature of the pod, freeloading off of technology, a poem about Buick, and acronyms that shall not be named.   Spotify Podcasts Beef and Dairy Network MBMBAM Chapo Trap House certus.rocks/rant Pocket Casts Overcast My Dad Wrote A Porno Who Knows if YouTube … Continue reading Independently Hitched Donkey

Zak and Certus talk about the great three-naming of 2018, making the wiggles good with math, searchable jazz cabbage sales – now 50% off, and being cranky about trucks.   Earnin App Earnin Ad – iSpot.tv Rumpelstiltskin – Wikipedia Doxxing – Wikipedia Snapchat Thief – Reply All ATP Theme – Youtube Dijkstra – Wikipedia Expert … Continue reading Potentially Doxxed Rewards

Zak and ░▛▞▓▘▀▒ talk about the prefered super-power of the people, changing ░▛▞▓▘▀▒’s name, how we are trying not to use our phones, is Tim Evens in the pocket of big dairy? Find out after the break, bicycles on the ceiling, Helen Keller’s bus service, and the gradual fall of society.   Hastur the Unspeakable … Continue reading Unspeakably Financed Economics

Zak and Certus explain interpolation, fashion designers, markswomen, archaeological sites, the 2014 Hobart International, fairness, the Southampton Power Station, pretzels, and film set façades to an alien.   Interpolation – Merriam-Webster Infinity – Wikipedia Edina Altara – Wikipedia Axioms – Wikipedia Markswoman – Merriam-Webster Old Mine Park Archaeological Site – Wikipedia Archaeological Site...

Zak and Certus talk about thick banana water, dishwashing again, Certus’ next step towards being unknown, putting magnets in our bodies, the stairs in the giant snake, and how society is just not ready for super powers.   Banana Milk – EcoWatch UW Preferred Name Policy Tech Check In Captain Underpants – Wikipedia No Pixel … Continue reading Biologically Hacked Vineyards

The Origin of Elves – YouTube Breaking Bad News Bears – Radiolab Is Santa an Elf? – NPR Semesters Intro to Programming Language Grammar – Wikibooks Standard ML of New Jersey How To Load A Dishwasher (Song) – YouTube Fredkin Gate – Youtube XKCD – Automation Set Theory – Britannica Google Titan Some Stuff I … Continue reading Bear-ly Hacked Playlists

Zak and Certus cook peljmeni, Zak doesn’t know the recipe, Certus is not in Sweden, and neither know how to cook well.   Recipe Ikea Spoon Praline – Wikipedia Russian Cuisine – Wikipedia   Contact Us @thePunsGuy   Support Us Patreon: https://patreon.com/worryingbugs Bitcoin: 3Bj54a8ngedXZX4SH4G4dzX4BoR8pF4Xft ZCash: t1UPfp5d2bw2FkUMdxnU1bGR7MbHRH1zLWC   This episode’s PGP signature: (download link...

Zak and Certus talk about camping in Sweden, proteins per second, GPS for time, picture-frame roads, going the extra(?) mile, lactating peas, I Gotta Ceiling by the Black Eyed Keys, trying to focus 3, and common name tags being boring.   Flags Single Transferable Vote – Wikipedia Certus’ flag candidates available on our Patreon Flag … Continue reading Discordantly Combined Calories

Zak and Certus talk about perhaps rodents, trimesterly morals, needing a really big sink, LSD for caffeine, namedspaces, portrait mode flags, and not heavy numbers   Cud B Weasle Elie Wiesel – Wikipedia Leviticus 11:35 – BibleGateway Semesterly Themes Taco Bell Menu Marie Kondo Instapaper 80/20 rule – Wikipedia Milk Ecomomics – ABC News Planet … Continue reading Potentially Lunar Lumens

Zak and Certus talk about not hating yourself later, context only, semi-legible ivy poster, Zak doing his civic duty, kerning force, leaving the goats alone, better/faster/stronger tools, and quantum classification of rodents.   Desk Ergonomics – WikiHow Contextual Languages – XKCD Homophone vs Homonym vs Homograph I Love Dogs in Japanese Four-legged M The Poster … Continue reading Journalisticall...

Zak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals to absorb ultraviolet radio waves, polka politics, and consenting almonds.   Follow Up iscomicsansmono.space Follow Diagram 2.0 Do By Friday Updated Follow Diagram I Will … Continue reading Numbingly Dia...