Woody's Workday Kickoff

Stories about LEECHES, what NOT to say to a judge in court .. and a TN bear with quite the sweetooth .. plus the crazy list of (largely immaterial things) America thinks it knows best!?

Another great crop of stories about idiots (that will be you feel smarter!), and a new report showing the ten best jobs to have in America.

The Consumer Electronics Show .. the largest of its kind in America .. wrapped up last weekend.  And while there's always some eye-popping, super cool new tech - there's also some that's facepalm-worthy .. we have the best of the worst.  And whatever's going on with Dolly is going to keep her from attending her own birthday special at the Grand Ole Opry this weekend!

It's almost here .. Girl Scout Cookies!  GSOH's Tammy Horton joined us this morning .. and we focused our 'Bonehead Spotlight' on Louisiana!

Our weekly funny from the show's resident joke teller, Phil from Westerville .. plus FanDuel Sport Network's Dave Maetzold joining us to recap the Blue Jackets third straight setback .. and the daunting date that lies ahead.

Eight things we did in the 90's (and didn't think much about doing them) .. that we'd never do today.  Plus, our conversation w/Larry Stewart, former lead singer of Restless Heart.

A brand new poll from the people who provide polls for meaningless things (YouGov.com) found a surprising number of Americans haven't ever experienced "severe pain!?"  What??  And it may be early January, but we already have a leader in the clubhouse for "WEEEIRDO-of-the-Year!"

Another FL idiot to make fun of .. and the axe fell in Cleveland Monday!

Not much of anything has happened yet in the way of Classic Country news .. so we look back at the Opry's newsmaking 2025!

2026 stars the way '25 ended .. bizarre!  Today we spotlight fast food-loving weirdos challenging the voracity of pork content in the McRib (and I'm pretty sure they have a case), to a violent dispute at a Las Vegas KFC!

Here's another CLEAN (they all are) joke you can tell anywhere over the Holidays .. and while OSU enjoys a Bye Week in the first round of the CFB Playoffs - Buckeyes HOF'er Jeff Logan joined us to talk about who he thinks OSU will be playing in the Cotton Bowl Classic.

I'll admit upfront - I'm a #5!  And a great crop of complete weirdos today.

We track Columbus' unimpressive ranking .. and another Classic Country, 60's/70's legend passes.

We've never had a Leg of Lamb featured in a BHOTD before .. but we do today.  And how great would it be if we could legally declare our PETS as exemptions!?  A NY attorney has filed suit to do so.

Another tragic celebrity stabbing in the affluent LA suburb of Brentwood .. and show me your Christmas cookies (woody@1039themaverick.com)!

Today - the VERY unlikely story of how the Angel got on top of Santa's tree .. and a scary DoorDash delivery story out of Indiana.  Have a great weekend .. happy scooping. 

A brief recap of the story behind the shocking announcement Wednesday of the firing of Michigan football coach, Sherrone Moore.  And more idiot behavior with our Boneheads-of-the-Day!

When a company advertises 'Trade Anything,' one can only imagine the weird stuff it might receive.  We have Game Stop's Top 10.  And we lost another popular 90's hitmaker.  Details in the Nitty Gritty, right here.

A breakdown of the Top 10 best Christmas movies of all-time .. based upon their Internet Movie database score .. and two complete fools for our Boneheads-of-the-Day - who need to start making MUCH better choices - immediately.

A great story from Kenny Chesney about how Nashville songwriter Mac McAnally literally smuggled onstage at the recent R&R HOF Induction in Cleveland.  And .. think you're "In the Holiday Spirt?"  Listen and find out.

A short & sweet funny from the show's designated joketeller, Phil from Westerville .. and the official breakdown of Saturday night's B1G Championship game from an OSU HOF'er!

THE NEW YORK POST came up with what looks to be kind of an odd list it calls The Top 10 Chrismas Hotspots (all in the Northeast or East coast) ... see if any of the 'hotspots' appeals to you for a possible weekend getaway.  And some really bizzare news about a runaway reindeer - and WAYMO!

Thanksgiving Dinner drama turned into arson for one Chicago area Bonehead .. and a chance to gift someone a ($1000) autographed guitar for the Holiddays from their favorite Classic Country star .. all right here!

Amazon announces a potentially life-changing offer (in two locations), and a CA weirdo whose squatter was .. 500 lbs!?

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