Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast

Full show notes coming soon! :) To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the po...

Show notes coming soon! ------------------ To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout ou...

Show notes coming soon! :) To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast...

We could write these show notes ourselves, but it feels wrong to not let A.I. give it a try so here you go: Welcome to another episode of Wonka Watch, where we take our love for Willy Wonka to the next level with some wacky experiments using artificial intelligence! In this episode, we let loose with A.I. to see if we could create the perfect social media posts, get Willy to answer our silliest qu...

MAJOR REVELATIONS ARE HAD THIS EPISODE! ELAINE AND FELICIA ARE FOREVER CHANGED AS THEY EXPERIENCE SOMETHING THEY NEVER EXPECTED.  And then we had to review some more Wonka Erotica which really took the wind out of our sails. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on T...

Show notes coming soon! :) --------------------------- To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! Alll supporters will g...

You would think that a host of a comedy podcast would understand things like... jokes. Turns out, that's not as safe as a bet as you would iagine ----------------- To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to...

Look, maybe we've gotten too deep in the Wonka sauce, and maybe, sorta, kinda made a whole new guy. We never intended to do this, but we must take accountability for our actions. Join us as we dive back through all the garbage we've said on this podcast and really get to know our... son??? Also, we decide what form of the name "Willy" each of the Wonka's have, because why not at this point. ------...

Today, Wonka Watch rightfully earns its explicit rating as we dive into the literary world of published Wonka erotica! We begin with Sylvia Crevass' The Mystery Golden Ticket to the Discipline and Punishment Caning Factory where fashion mogul Wally Winka sends out a golden ticket to one naughty lady, Sophie Ramsbottom, and makes her pay for her wrongdoings. Heh. To keep up-to-date on all things Wo...

We're back with part two of our deep dive into the leaked 2001 Willy Wonka script by Scott Frank, and it's even more outrageous and hilarious than we could have ever imagined.  So take a seat, grab a chocolate cigar, and get ready for a wild ride through the world of Scott Frank's Willy Wonka! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatc...

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Wonka Scholar Evelyn notified us of the mysterious Wonka movie script that never got to see the light of day, written by Scott Frank in 2001 (You may know some of Frank's work, including Minority Report ). Hands down, this may be our favorite Wonka adaptation to date (!). Enjoy some amazing twists on the old canon while eating your chocolate cigars! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure...

Show notes coming soon! Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Check Out the Book: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/316551/inside-charlies-chocolate-factory-by-lucy-mangan/   To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email...

Well, we made it through the Opera... Our diginity is not intact.  To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! Alll suppo...

WE HAVE FINALLY CONQUERED THE METAPHORICAL EVIL DRAGON OF THE WONKAVERSE: The multi-hour opera with a 600+ page score! Shocking innovations! The same plot for the 18th time, but like a little bit different! Gargoyles?!? It has it all! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you...

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! Alll supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly B...

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit  buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! Alll supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Full Show Notes Comi...

Gather round, Wonka Scholars! Today, we share and bask in your submissions and listener poll results in our second Listenerpalooza! From bad dating advice to selecting which Wonka you would eliminate from this earth, this episode is more unhinged than the last Listenerpalooza ( which you can listen to here! ). Enjoy! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram...

Remember that episode from like six months ago where we kind of reviewed a philosophy book but mostly talked about salad bars. No? Well, it's time for us to finally finish what we started!! But this time, the essays are actually good! Here's a link to Part 1, if you want a refresher: https://wonkawatch.libsyn.com/32-roald-dahl-and-philosophy-a-book-review-pt-1   To keep up-to-date on all things Wo...

Hello, Wonka Scholars. This is Elaine. Sorry we missed our episode this week, but as you can probably hear, something horrible has happened: I have been cursed and turned into an old British man. It's awful. I only want to grunt in response to emotional conversations with my loved ones. I desire bland foods. I'm thinking about writing a novel about small children getting punished for liking shitty...

Today, we enter into the Dahlverse and explore Roald Dahl's book George's Marvelous Medicine, one of Felicia's favorite childhood books that is, quite frankly, disturbing. If you've ever had the urge to exact revenge on a family member, then this book is for you! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your conce...

Show notes coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit  buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a delightful improv song for...

Show notes coming soon! :) To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit  buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a delightful improv song...

Do you ever have trouble falling asleep? Well, worry no more! The Calm app, known for it's relaxing sleep stories meant to help you get some shut eye, released a Wonka inspired sleep story, which means we had to get our hands on it STAT. We know, it's EXACTLY what you've been dreaming of! We review and analyze our newest Wonka (Hank/Henry Wonka) talk in depth about dream analysis with goats, and s...

Thanks for listening! Full show notes are coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at  wonkarapture@gmail.com Support us at  https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch   Cover Art by Reilly Branson:   https://www.instagram.com/ rad_reilly...