WOE.BEGONE

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night! TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate... There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at...

Who’s down for an all-nighter? There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can fo...

The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can g...

Or Al, if I can call you Betty.  [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 o...

Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to e...

Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in? WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast is out NOW at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or free for $5/mo patrons. 18 songs from the show remixed, remastered, and reimagined. Go check it out.  There are so many ways to support the show.  You can go outside and throw a coin into the air, hoping it gets ca...

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.] There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley. There are so many ways to support the show.  You transform into a carriage and take me to the ball. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals...

This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends. There are so many ways to support the show.  You can smile the biggest smile in the world, so big that I can see it from my house. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can...

Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.  There are so many ways to support the show.  You can get a job at Oldbrush Valley Energy and Resources. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumenta...

And now, a word from our sponsors. There are so many ways to support the show. You can create a podcast website that only reviews WOE.BEGONE. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod....

When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.  There are so many ways to support the show. You can change your name to “WOE.BEGONE Jones.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early acce...

Roadtrip! [Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can write the word “WOE.BEGONE” on an egg and then crack the egg over your phone while it is playing an episode of the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to...

Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup. There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell me anything, I can keep a secret. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.ban...

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.] The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals. There are so many ways to support the show. You can run. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe...

Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different. There are so many ways to support the show. You can pet a small cat. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and...

A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me. There are so many ways to support the show. You can look at the episode page and mutter to yourself, “wow. That really is a podcast.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at pa...

A song with some familiar themes. I was never giving in  I was never giving up  I was never I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  a trick to make the holy stay inside  sirens made a mess of what I found  so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground   I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  so neighbors don’t report what they have heard  even those witho...

[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.] Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up? The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly. There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you...

[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.] Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it. There are so many ways to support the show. You can cast a spell on your cat that causes it to play WOE.BEGONE episodes each time i...

[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do. There are so many ways to support the show. You can tell a friend what a “podcast” is, setting the groundwork for them to eventually find the show. You can leave a 5 star...

[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.] Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship! There are so many ways to support the show. You can write a song about a train. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support...

[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.] I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over. There are so many ways to support the show. You can run for governor and win, then make WOE.BEGONE the official State Podcast of North Carolina. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can s...

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right? There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_...