With Me Now's podcast

Lousy Hancock, Kelly Osbourne's lovely message, the chameleon effect and Surrogate Mum Bev reports from Japan, Roger Pangbourne finally flies, Jamaica Pond is flooded, arbitraries and thingies, stats, Nicola seeks a WI 50 and Danny goes to Wotton parkrun and struggles with words.

In this week's pod: The Man In The Arena and a critic, lots of lovely emails, Fritton Lake parkrun may be back(?), your arbitraries and your thingies, Elliott's stats, Nicola gets a 20 and Danny visits Mountbatten School parkrun and takes part alongside his "adoring fans".

Goodbye Fritton Lake parkrun, your arbitraries and thingies, WMN merch requests, Elliott's stats, Harry Tempan V90-94, Nicola profiles Clitheroe Castle parkrun and Danny got his 32 for the Wilson Index at Sizewell parkrun.

Acrostics, parkrun Japan, parkrun Angels, emails, arbitraries and thingies and lots of stats, we have it all! Plus Nicola revisits Middleton Woods parkrun (and keeps it short) whilst Danny visited Dunstable Downs parkrun.

Castors and a million Tesco mentions, closer than close events, the parkrun Devil, arbitraries and thingies, stats and clubs, Nicola at Horton parkrun in Bradford and Danny was at Highwoods parkrun in Colchester.

Hyperbole, cliché and a brilliant photo, Elvises at Porthcawl parkrun, your arbitraries and thingy things, Elliott and Danny's stats including the Finish Position Wilson Index, Nicola was at Nostell parkrun and Danny was having fun at Somerdale Pavilion parkrun.

This week we have Bev's birthday, Tricksy Trickett, Foss not Fossy, many lovely emails, the passing of Keith Flint, arbitrarys and thingys, stats and super swift ladies, Nicola at Oakwell Hall parkrun and Danny at Tewkesbury parkrun.

No mention fishing, no more Dateline Doubles, parkrun Forever, Brendan Cole (allegedly), more abitrary and thingy things, Elliott's stats, Nicola was at Storthes Hall parkrun and Danny was at Shepton Mallet parkrun.

The wrath of the stats nerds and golden Groundhog Days, Danny in a Dolly tee and Dolly in a Danny tee, parkruns and PPL licenses for music, arbitrary things and thingy things, the stats, Danny's rants do do do do do do, Nicola revisits Armley parkrun and Danny goes Up Pomphrey!

Happy birthday to Mummy Norman, we are now on Spotify, loving messages, listicles, a pronunciation challenge, a very rare groundhog, stats, late arriving Nicola, Cardiff parkrun, Wonky Bear at Surbiton juniors and the What, Where, Why Index.

Snow way! Snow many cancellations in the UK, resulted in ALL THE MESSAGES being sent to WMN Towers. We have your correspondence, more calculator IDs, Bryanston parkrun vs Andy Baddeley, a little bit more dogs, 'no barcode, no crossing the line' discussion, stats plus Nicola and Danny go home.

It was me(!), further Casio calculator/athlete ID number fun, a history lesson, beauty or community poll results, arbitrary things and things, Elliott's stats, Dolly or Bev, the Valentine's 10k and Henstridge Airfield parkrun.

5318008, beauty or community, 5k-a-day inspiration, arbitrary goodness and 'be more Lynne', Elliott's stats, Frickley Country parkrun, Gloucester North parkrun and a race to the highest WI.

Maths corrections, Bushy to Bicester, teeny-tiny-t-shirts for acorns, extra credit, an anonymous email, in memory of Peter Samuelson, parkstats.net, the value of tin, listener's arbitrary milestones and things, stats, Myrtle parkrun, Lowestoft parkrun and of course #DollyorBev.

It's a SHAM, Small Michael's nut, more bingo, a new women's record by Charlotte Arter, an anonymous email, Elliott's stats, Harrogate parkrun, Fire Service College parkrun and the M96 all feature.

Arbitrary acronyms, #parkrunForever, 700 parkruns, Alex Yee's 13:57, the maths behind parkrun bingo, abridged stats, booming NYDD attendances and the 'double map', Felixstowe parkrun, Markeaton parkrun, Brierley Forest parkrun, Severn Bridge parkrun, Ashton Court parkrun and Eastville parkrun all feature!

A Merry Christmas to all! Audio recorded live in the field at Bushy's record attendance event is sandwiched by such items as #DollyorBev, the Campaign Against Celebrating Arbitrary Milestones, listener's arbitrary milestones, stats and the profile of East Brighton parkrun. Micro-interviews with PSHCBE, JoSHCBE and parkrun Global CEO Nick Pearson also contained within. It's a cracker.

Wilson Indexz and Tale Walker, Ted's Corner update, brainwashing, Sport England's multi-million pound investment into parkrun UK, Tourist Tool tweaks, your arbitrary milestones, the elder generation outparticipates the young, stats and Gloucester City parkrun.

Arbitrary Research Senior Executives, alphabetourists, no more special caps, merch, new running challenges, arbitrary milestones, Bendover Woods uber-tourist meet-up, Bradford parkrun, Bedworth parkrun and Elliott Line sings!

Bah Humbug, BA AC clarity from DD, Mark Pinney's Challenge Chaser, arbitrary milestones, time travellers, EL's stats, -42C, Happy Birthday Scotland, Cliffe Castle parkrun, Brooklands parkrun and an outtake.

Pigeon Chess, Luna the cat, Thanksgiving extra helpings, listener emails, Woof Me Now or With Meow, apricots and bananas, stats, VM100-104, Potternewton parkrun, Jersey Farm parkrun and of course an interview with Mr Dave Wilson of Wilson Index fame.

Sore throats, new offices, Rutsonbot, p-index, Rikki Prince's New Year's Day double finder, Buggy-gate, bad adjectives, dog and cat buffs, stats, Armley parkrun, Mini Mermaids and Young Tritons, Coldham's Common parkrun, results processing, fangirls and more.

Kingston-Gate, J is for..., merch poll, why a small 'p'?, global selfie distribution, Elliott's stats, reckless motorists, Walmer and Deal Seafront parkrun, Wonky Bear and "not a proper milestone" shouts.

Event Director's tenure, Backstraight Boys and Girl, D&RCp and NYCM, Gavin and Stacey, no more cats, stats and Manor Field parkrun in Whittlesey.

New kittens, PSHCBE at EFp, Egg-gate feedback, awards, monster-sized messages, GPS locations, Extension updates, stats, 250 junior parkruns, Middleton Woods parkrun, Southwark parkrun and a podcast collaboration.