Win Stupid Prizes

AJ is terrified of the impending zombie apocalypse and desperately needs a survival plan. Thankfully, Alex, Eddie, and Pwal are on hand to suggest a slew of qualified teams which might help your average nerd survive such an event. As AJ cowers in the corner, will Pwal's close-knit core, Alex's proven survivors, or Eddie's plucky teens prove the most likely to pull through a zombie apocalypse unsca...

It is finally Time to Die for Daniel Craig's James Bond, and who better to decide who should replace him than the nerds at Hexagorgon? Alex conducts the auditions whilst Jamie gets methodic, Eddie goes robotic, and Bear feels erotic as their pitches shoot, spy, sneak, speak, and shoot their way through various Bond tropes. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB You...

We're often told that you can choose your friends but not your family, but in the world of fiction anything is possible! Eddie deals with the paperwork whilst Bear faces his fear of mushrooms, Pwal dodges an existential crisis, and Alex chooses how many legs they want, as they all vie to come up with the best family to be a part of. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGo...

We've all imagined ourselves as the main character of a movie from time to time. So, when Movie Master Bear gave AJ, Alex, and Eddie the chance to swap themselves into their favourite movies, they did not hold back. Alex writes fan fiction, AJ gets a physical description, and Eddie gets in a fight, whilst Bear finally reveals the one movie he hasn't seen... Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @he...

The Beautiful Game is about to get a whole lot more beautiful with its next balance patch! But what changes could possibly be made to Football? Alex tries to represent the game's best interests whilst Bear, Eddie, and Jamie throw just about everything at the wall to see how many points they score. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: h...

Santa's monopoly on Christmas has gone too far. Fortunately he's being a good sport about it, and has allowed AJ to provide some competition this year.  With only one item, one character, and one army of minions to help them, can Bear, Eddie, and Jamie come up with a plan to deliver presents to every house in the world in one night? Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: H...

Through an unexplained process of witchcraft and veterinarian skills, Bear is going to gain the ability to transform into an animal. The catch? It's a forced transformation which lasts for one week of each month. With the help of Eddie, Alex, and AJ, can Bear figure out the best animal for this scenario before his procedure tomorrow? Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaG...

When Jamie discovered his new flat was haunted, he knew what to do. Unfortunately, the Ghostbusters aren't responding to his calls! What other characters can Bear, Eddie, and Pwal get hold of to help Jamie solve this spooky situation? Eddie changes the rules, Bear plays into Jamie's interests, and Pwal tries to steal Jamie's flat. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorg...

There sure are a lot of items in video games! But if you could bring one video game item into the real world, which one would you choose? Eddie asks some pointed questions whilst Bear tries to master, Pwal tries to barter, and AJ tries the butter. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Credits: Calvin Harris by josh pan fr...

From Mario to Mythra, there are a lot of characters in Super Smash Bros. But if they were fighting for real, who would come out on top? Alex, Eddie, and Jamie knock their collective knowledge together to figure out who would be the Super Smash Champion. Website: www.heaxagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Credits: Human Crowd Cheer 04...

Politics is a mess, and with Britain's Evil Mastermind approaching retirement, it's only going to get messier. Can Pwal find a suitably villainous replacement with the help of recruiters AJ, Alex, and Eddie? AJ looks past first impressions, Eddie looks to the future, and Alex looks out for number one. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitc...

Thanos is one of the greatest threats of the modern era, and even an elite team of the worlds greatest superheroes almost failed to stop him. So can Alex, with the help of Eddie, Jamie, and Pwal come up with a fool-proof plan to stop the Mad Titan and save the universe? Pwal is willing to make sacrifices, Jamie gives Thanos what he always needed, and Eddie looks for a sponsorship deal. Website: ww...

Imagine you were playing a video game, but instead of playing you were just sort of... there. Bear puts it to Alex, Eddie, and Pwal to come up with the best Video Game to be an NPC (Non-Playable Character) in! Eddie flirts with a life of crime, Alex discovers existential dread, and Pwal makes some lewd decisions, in what can only be described as 3 games which definitely have NPCs. Website: www.hex...

Jamie already knows what the best Pokémon is, but what is the 2nd best Pokémon? AJ, Eddie, and Toby put their (2nd) best pitches, forward! Toby takes a personal approach, AJ takes an impersonal approach, and Eddie takes an unpersonable approach. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Credits: Clock Ticking from the YouTube...

The one where we’re trapped on a desert island, but we get to choose one fictional character to aid us on our quest for survival, escape, or perhaps something entirely different. In this episode, Bear chops down a tree, Jamie attempts pottery, Alex rolls a die, and Eddie loudly judges them. Outro music: Island Dance by 4barrelcarb on  freesound.org Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexago...