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Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Doug Benson join Arden, Katie and a virtual Anna to discuss the SEASON FINALE of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette! SMOKE DOCTORS! THIRSTY EX- BACHELORETTES! SANTA PAULY! - Arden wants Michelle's family to adopt her! - Gareth is debuting the soundtrack of Hamlin/ HamilTAN! - Doug is dressed as a blue SherPei! - Rob LOVES it when Michelle is competitive! WANT M...

Gareth Reynolds (aka Dracula) and Brendan Smith join Arden and the production crew to discuss the horniest episode of the season- FANTASY SUITES!!!! Hollywood called- it's a pass! CHILD ZIPLINERS! DAD'S DICK TOWEL!! - Arden doesn't have enough sexy sleep outfits for fantasy suites! - Gareth had his face smashed into hot curry! - Brendan wants to cast Dracula as the next Bachelor Silverlake! All th...

Rob Benedict and Doug Benson join Arden and The Production Team to discuss the most recent episode of Jerry Springer! I mean BACHELORETTE MEN TELL ALL!!!! FROSTED TIPS!! WOUNDED ROMEOS! PIZZAPRENEURS!!!! - Arden wanted to THROW HER TV OUT THE WINDOW whenever Jamie spoke! - Rob is disappointed he did not book the part of the streaker! - Doug KNEW Jamie was Harry PLOTTER! All that plus........TWEET...

YOU GUYS! We are doing a live show / live stream for Arden's BIRTHDAY! IS SHE THE BACHELORETTE OF OUR HEARTS?? OF COURSE! The show is Thursday, December 9th at 7pm pst / 10pm est at Dynasty Typewriter! Arden Myrin is joined by Erin Foley, Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Bryan Safi, Carl Tart, Miles Gray, Gareth Reynolds, Wells Adams, plus Katie Levine and Anna Hossnieh!! We have limited tickets avai...

The Doughboys Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger join Arden and the Production Team to break down the AMAZING HOMETOWN episode of The Bachelorette! Silent dads! Bad Skateboarding! Hunk Connoisseurs! - Arden PANICS at the idea of being in a sex contest with her two hottest friends! - Nick can't believe that Mitch does not consider himself a Mama's boy! - Mitch wants to invite a woman for a fun date of co...

Mary Lynn Rajskub and Arden's bro Alarik join Arden and Dr. Banana for a very AUDIO CHALLENGED breakdown of a two hour audition to play the Bachelor!  Boners that weren't! Frosted tips! Bathing suits in bedside tables! - Arden did NOT BUY ONE TEAR FROM CLAYTON!!!! - Mary Lynn was FREAKED OUT by those kids being on the Bachelor! - Alarik knows FOR SURE no 4th Grader could ever write a letter like t...

Carl Tart and Miles Gray join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down the Minneapolis episode of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette!  American Psychos! $3000 dresses! Rodney! -  Arden thinks no man is actually 5' 10"! -  Carl would have played MUCH HARDER than Joe during his one on one with Michelle!  - Miles is hoping to get hornier on the second date! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!...

Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley are back together again (aka "The Complicated Dads Club") to break down the latest episode of The Bachelorette! HIPPA Violations! Matching Jumpsuits! Tepid baths! - Arden has birthday party fever and is already planning out her mullet dress! - Gareth is going to come to the live show as Dracula! - Rob wrote a song about Arden being a unicorn! - Erin is...

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Arden's brother Alarik and her brother from another mother Bryan Safi join her and the production team to talk SUPER PUMPED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS FROM CANADA! WEARING LIPSTICK TO THE DUMP! SEXY VOLLEYBALL SCENES! TAKE MY BREATH AWAY! - Arden talks about blow drying her lady bits on a date! - Bryan is the most FASHIONABLE person on the tennis court with his Marie Antoinette powdered hair! - Alarik...

The Sentinal, Mary Lynn Rajskub and an ILL-PREPARED Kyle Dunnigan join Arden and the Production crew to break down and episode of MIXED EMOTIONS!!! LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE! MR. BASKETBALL 2011! PIZZAGATE PART 2! - Arden is thinks it's time to PLAY THE DJ GAME AGAIN!! - Mary Lynn thinks THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! - Kyle does NOT trust teachers (and with good reason) - Jerry thinks Michelle is the BEST B...

Gareth Reynolds, Rob Benedict and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss the SEASON OPENER OF MICHELLE'S SEASON!! Human entrees! Game time crystals!!! No walkie for the head on a plate! - Arden's dad is putting the guests at ease in his boxers! - Rob wants to know where his dad is! - Erin is proud of her dad's parking! - Gareth is just hanging with the twins at the duplex! All th...

It's THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!! WYATR Bachelorette DRAFT PICKS!!! Doug Benson, Paget Brewster and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to make their DRAFT PICKS and break down the guys! Ja Rule! Travel Insurance! Pizzapreneurs! - Arden KNOWS that she would ruin Doug's high! - Paget thinks that a guy who gets travel insurance is good in bed! - Doug knows a Harry Plotter Villian when he see...

WYATR ALL STARS- Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SEASON FINALE of THE MOST IMPORTANT TELEVISION SHOW IN TV HISTORY!!! Boy bands! Lost in Paradise! EDDDDDDD! - Arden casts her new stage production of the BACHELOR FRANCHISE! - Gareth thinks that Noah is a travelling prop comedian! - Rob is PREPPING for his role of Dean's dad! - Erin w...

Holy cow is this a FUN EPISODE! BIP HOST Wells Adams, and professional rascals Jim Jeffries and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production team in Arden's bougie garage to break down SEVENTEEN HOURS OF PROGRAMMING! - Arden thinks Jim is INTOLERABLE! - Jim wants Wells to be the host, and for him to be the bartender! - Wells takes a break from his "Office on the Daybed" to break it down with the crew...

The dynamic duo of Paget Brewster and Miles Gray REUNITE to discuss- HOT SOUR CREAM ON LEG HAIR! KENNY'S COMMUNICATION SKILLS! Extra hot Boom Boom Rooms! - Arden had a panic attack at the idea of packing quickly to avoid a disaster! - Paget thinks that Arden is great in a crisis! - Miles isn't afraid of a woman who cries! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at...

It's a comedy powerhouse lineup with Scott Aukerman, Kulap VIlaysack, Kate Miccuci and Lauren Lapkus joining Arden and the Production Team to discuss the HORNIEST EPISODE OF BIP EVER!!! Dirty sexy toes! Marketing Majors! The Battle of Two Joes! - Arden felt like less of a woman after watching whipped cream get licked off of a toe! - Scott is CONVINCED there is a whole vault of dirty footage from T...

Our Bachelor FAVE Wells Adams and Bach O' The Year Robby B join Arden and the production team to break down the world's least passionate kiss! BIP Vigilantes! Teen Dances! Hilarious Arron! - Arden NEEDS TO KNOW WHY Brendan and Pieper were SPARED the Vigilante Justice!! - Wells is writing his guide to THRIVING IN PARADISE! - Rob thinks that Connor was the LAST to know about the Boom Boom room! All...

Nikki Glaser and Jerry Trainor join Arden and the production team to discuss the MOST EXCITING EPISODE OF TELEVISION IN TV HISTORY!!!! VILLAINS! INSTAGRAM COUNTS!!!! MIC TAPPING!!! - Arden thinks BRENDAN PLAYED THE DIRTIEST GAME OF VILLAIN SHE HAD EVER SEEN!!! - Nikki thinks that the producers always have a hand but the contestants have FREE WILL!!! - Jerry praised the communication stylings of Jo...

The Doughboys and Mary Lyyn Rajskub join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON EARTH- Bachelor in Paradise! Nude Volleyball! Beach Bachelorettes! Trained Parrots! - Once again, Arden wants to give reasonable Kenny her rose! - Mary Lynn thinks that Tre should have stayed through the ceremony!! - Wiger thinks Bachelor In Paradise is the greatest thing that has happened...

Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict, and Bachelor Historian Lori join Arden and the Production team to discuss an A+ episode of Bachelor in Paradise! Cake Fire! Intimacy Gurus! Suction Kisses! - Arden has now decided she needs to run away with reasonable Kenny! - Rob never wants to be the singer/ songwriter by the fire like Connor! - Lori really breaks down the Cake Fire pre game Cake Walkabout! All...

The HOST OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE Lance Bass, Michael Turchin and their new BFF Gareth Reynolds join Arden, the Production team and Arden's dirty microphone to discuss what it is like inside the bubble BACH PRODUCTION! Horny tongue eaters! Angry Thomas Haters! Boner cams!! - Arden isn't so sure how tall Thomas is and needs some clarity on that! - Lance is putting his money on Riley and Maurissa to...

Rookie of the Season Mary Lynn Rajskub, Bill Kusntler and Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST SHOW ON TELEVISION - Bachelor in Paradise! Tazjnados! Hurricane Demis! VJ's!!! - Arden gives Victoria's one episode arc an 11 out of 5 star review! - Mary Lynn is HERE for the drama and does not want love to start too early in the season! - Brendan is looking for a...

Paget Brewster and Miles Gray join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION BACHELOR IN PARADISE! I'm back bitchessssssssss! Dave Chappelle! - Arden thinks Kenny would be her BFF wing man of Paradise! - Paget is rocking her Victoria goddess crown! - Miles is here for his high school girlfriend Jessenia! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about...

Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict, Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson join Arden to discuss the finale of The Bachelorette and it gets feisty!!! BENNIFER IS HOT!!! REVENGE PROPOSALS! KOHL'S WARDROBE! - Arden NEEDS to go burn some things at Zozobra!!! - Doug is HOOKED ON PARADISE! - Paget understands acting out at someone you want to marry! - Jerry is not into THIS BANK MANAGER! - Rob is prepping to host the...